1320Lichtie Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 I've got a 'uniform fitting' for my new job this morning at 9. I've been up all night, not eaten since 6pm and forgot to put my contacts in. They're going to wonder why they hired me Haha. Played. Good luck in yer new joab 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 My mother tried to name me Earl when I was born, after the lead singer of Hot Chocolate as she had quite the crush on him. She failed and now he's dead. Deeboy 1 Mother&Errol 0. My Da once ended up boxing with Hot Chocolate at a night out in Glasgow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jan Vojáček Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 Who the f**k's given you a job?! I'm thinking ASDA. ETA: Nae danger the wee man's a security guard. Though that would be hilarious. Me as a security guard would be quite a sight. I don't think I've quite got the attitude for it though! You're close with Asda, but remember I'm from Milngavie Pete. Asda's a bit below me, think of a more middle class (green) supermarket Haha. Played. Good luck in yer new joab Cheers I didn't respond to my name when the women read it out to see if I was there or not but apart from that I don't think anyone noticed 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 Me as a security guard would be quite a sight. I don't think I've quite got the attitude for it though! You're close with Asda, but remember I'm from Milngavie Pete. Asda's a bit below me, think of a more middle class (green) supermarket Cheers I didn't respond to my name when the women read it out to see if I was there or not but apart from that I don't think anyone noticed If it's Waitrose then Clarko works in the Helensburgh one. Congrats by the way. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jan Vojáček Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 If it's Waitrose then Clarko works in the Helensburgh one. Congrats by the way. Thanks, I might be doing training in Helensburgh, we can start a wee Waitrose Sons Supporters Club 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 Thanks, I might be doing training in Helensburgh, we can start a wee Waitrose Sons Supporters Club Kick him in the junk for me. Mind tell him it's from me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jan Vojáček Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 Kick him in the junk for me. Mind tell him it's from me. Will do 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyle Lanley Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 50/50 about going uptown tomorrow night. This night-out has been planned for weeks but honestly i'm not sure if i'm up for it. What to do? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhead81 Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 50/50 about going uptown tomorrow night. This night-out has been planned for weeks but honestly i'm not sure if i'm up for it. What to do? Head out and see how you go. If you aren't really feeling it you can always come home 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 (edited) 50/50 about going uptown tomorrow night. This night-out has been planned for weeks but honestly i'm not sure if i'm up for it. What to do? Go. Just imagine if you stay home and your mates end up having one of those legendary nights out. The kind that will be talked about for years to come. And you won't have been there. Far better to go along and be miserable as f**k than risk that. Edited May 8, 2015 by Shotgun 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 Don't go. It's a trap. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 50/50 about going uptown tomorrow night. This night-out has been planned for weeks but honestly i'm not sure if i'm up for it. What to do? Go, you can wear that Wrangler jaicket you got. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 To be honest who gives a flying f**k. If you're relying on us the screwballs on pie and bovril to plan your life for you, then by god you're fucked.Never a truer word. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 (edited) To be honest who gives a flying f**k. If you're relying on us the screwballs on pie and bovril to plan your life for you, then by god you're fucked.Well that's the end of the Quick Question thread thenEdit: spelling Edited May 8, 2015 by Swarley 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted May 9, 2015 Share Posted May 9, 2015 Go, you can wear that Wrangler jaicket you got. How many folk have seen this fucking jaiket, Doyle? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted May 9, 2015 Share Posted May 9, 2015 Just go and stop being a pudding. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 9, 2015 Share Posted May 9, 2015 50/50 about going uptown tomorrow night. This night-out has been planned for weeks but honestly i'm not sure if i'm up for it. What to do? Stay hame, for Christ's sake. Have the local populace not suffered enough? Plus, you can trade insults with no-marks like me on P&B! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted May 9, 2015 Share Posted May 9, 2015 I really wish I went to Uni I only get to student nights out every so often but they're fucking brilliant Cheap drinks, wads of birds, flat parties Why the f**k did I get myself a trainee job instead of going :( :( 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted May 9, 2015 Share Posted May 9, 2015 50/50 about going uptown tomorrow night. This night-out has been planned for weeks but honestly i'm not sure if i'm up for it. What to do? Fucking man up and go Sol FFS 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted May 9, 2015 Share Posted May 9, 2015 Forgot how minging Stella Artois tastes out of a can. So much better from a bottle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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