ChineseMan Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 I have a great admiration for the Chinese, otherwise I wouldn't have put so much effort into studying the language. Unlike you. Word of warning: I have many contacts in Inverness. Keep this up and I'll have you banned from every Chinese takeaway in town. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 Word of warning: I have many contacts in Inverness. Keep this up and I'll have you banned from every Chinese takeaway in town. Solly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChineseMan Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 Solly. Charlton right back Chris Solly? What does he have to do with this? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 Charlton right back Chris Solly? What does he have to do with this? I paid him £249.99 for a correspondence course in Chinese. I fear he might have cheated me. I'm a fool. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 Word of warning: I have many contacts in Inverness. Keep this up and I'll have you banned from every Chinese takeaway in town. Either that or his cat will be in great danger aye? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChineseMan Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 And people wonder why there are a lack of Chinese members on this Scottish football forum. No wonder of this is the way we're treated. Unacceptable. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Njord Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 Is it possible to show racism to Dundonians? Some menu. "Please mind the dog" sign on the door. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 Some menu. "Please mind the dog" sign on the door. The taxi driver is number 99 on the menu as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 Whilst on the subject of things Dundonian, I had the pleasure of an evening in the The Balgay Hill Bar last Friday where I was introduced to the 93 year old Jackie Butchart who played for Dundee Tangerines back in the day, so I am told. An absolute gent who is still as fit as a butchart's dog.......... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audaces Fortuna Juvat Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 I was indeed in the buff. I did consider getting up and throwing on some clothes but, as previously mentioned, feared that I had sustained spinal injuries. I weighed up the options and decided that temporary embarrassment was better than potential paralysis. All in all, I stand by that decision. Couldn't be that f*cking bad if you could stand. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 I was watching the VE day stuff on the telly. I'm surprised we won the war with so many of the soldiers in wheelchairs. Our armoured divisions have suffered cutbacks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 11, 2015 Share Posted May 11, 2015 I recently watched that old Panorama special from the Seventies about Millwall. Always assumed I'd seen it, but apparently not. Hilarious stuff - exactly what the Spinal Tap laddies would come up with if asked to make a spoof about football hooliganism. Some of the dialogue is absolutely fucking deathless. Really is difficult to watch with the mindset that the people portrayed are deadly serious. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 11, 2015 Share Posted May 11, 2015 I was out and about in glamorous Gorgie this morning and spotted this freshly painted door/door frame. Carving 'wet paint' into the stairwell wall's paintwork next to it slightly cheapens the effect of the smart door: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mordecai Posted May 11, 2015 Share Posted May 11, 2015 I recently watched that old Panorama special from the Seventies about Millwall. Always assumed I'd seen it, but apparently not. Hilarious stuff - exactly what the Spinal Tap laddies would come up with if asked to make a spoof about football hooliganism. Some of the dialogue is absolutely fucking deathless. Really is difficult to watch with the mindset that the people portrayed are deadly serious. This is absolutely fantastic! My favourite bit is when the guy jilts his wife-to-be just before they get married because she supports Chelsea and they often argue about football. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlyerTon Posted May 11, 2015 Share Posted May 11, 2015 Cardiff bus company to remove ad: http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/ride-day-3-bus-advert-5676818 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted May 11, 2015 Share Posted May 11, 2015 £3.00 is a bit much, I would go to £2.50. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 Watching a belting display of lightning in Orlando with my daughter. Trying to explain what thunder & lightning is to a 5 year old is surprisingly difficult!Just tell her God is angry. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 Just had a random (using the word literally for a change btw) survey by a guy for the Scottish Government about the justice system and crime. Just starting and his 3rd or 4th question was "Have you ever been sexually assaulted?" Me (someone who is next to never serious outside of work): "No.....Am no geed looking enough":- 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 Not often you see the words "pleasure" and "Balgay Hill Bar" in the same sentence tbf. To be fair Mozz, I was only there due to it being the favoured haunt of my mate. There is definately more than a whiff of Star Wars Cantina about the gaff. Prior to that we were in the Art Bar, whose prices put Edinburgh to shame. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 What is the fuss all about? http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-32711804 Man pleads guilty over Walsall Morris dancer dog attack 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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