Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 13, 2015 Share Posted May 13, 2015 I haven't been feeling particularly well for the past two months and I Googled my symptoms. I've now managed to convince myself that I'm not going to live past 25. It's OK mate, well take care of your maw. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooky Posted May 13, 2015 Share Posted May 13, 2015 I haven't been feeling particularly well for the past two months and I Googled my symptoms. I've now managed to convince myself that I'm not going to live past 25. I'm absolutely terrible for Googling my symptoms when I think I have something. It always ends up in a phone call to my GP because I'm convinced I have something terrible. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted May 13, 2015 Share Posted May 13, 2015 Went out for a couple of pints for one of the the old boys, 50+, at work and it's turned out to be a mad one! #bedlaminthebrum 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteRoseKillie Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 Can't believe I'm actually doing this... http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b05tpq0y/the-one-show-13052015 From about 8:30 onwards I give an answer that was clearly so embarrassingly awful that out of 40 shows and thousands of questions, it's the only one they show! In my very limited defence, I was bricking it the whole day beforehand and the day of filming and when I got my first question all I could think of was "Oh I'm going to be on TV and Sandi Toksvig is speaking to me" so I only ended up hearing two words of the question, "animal" and "license"! Still, I made the next round. Thanks for that. Makes my " Bichon Frisé" moment seem less embarrassing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteRoseKillie Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 I haven't been feeling particularly well for the past two months and I Googled my symptoms. I've now managed to convince myself that I'm not going to live past 25. I've done that recently and got similar results. I've consoled myself with the fact that I'm currently 51 and fück you, Google. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlyerTon Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 Low level in a Typhoon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jan Vojáček Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 I'm absolutely terrible for Googling my symptoms when I think I have something. It always ends up in a phone call to my GP because I'm convinced I have something terrible.My brother Googled his symptoms and convinced himself he was having a heart attack. He then ate 3 bananas because he was convinced this would prevent said heart attack killing him 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 My brother Googled his symptoms and convinced himself he was having a heart attack. He then ate 3 bananas because he was convinced this would prevent said heart attack killing him I done it once and it stated if these symptoms last for more than 48 hours then the patient may be close to death. I'd been unwell for 3 days 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 everything always points to fucking cancer as well. f**k google 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
akredz Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 Jason Statham's ladyfriend is quite attractive. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 (edited) Mozza, you might want to sit down before you open this spoiler... http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/tv/studio-10s-sarah-harris-and-jessica-rowe-perform-cockroach-challenge/story-fnpilxz1-1227355090422 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjRAkH2pSPE Edited May 14, 2015 by Swarley 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooky Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 I actually thought I may have known whom 'Sooky' was, recent events have shown it's become glaringly obvious that I don't. Sorry to ruin your theory! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P45 Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 Jason Statham's ladyfriend is quite attractive. Pics or gtfo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 everything always points to fucking cancer as well. f**k google I always think that as well. Then I get to the weight loss symptoms and realise I'm tickety boo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gareth_Glasgow Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 Can't believe I'm actually doing this... http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b05tpq0y/the-one-show-13052015 From about 8:30 onwards I give an answer that was clearly so embarrassingly awful that out of 40 shows and thousands of questions, it's the only one they show! In my very limited defence, I was bricking it the whole day beforehand and the day of filming and when I got my first question all I could think of was "Oh I'm going to be on TV and Sandi Toksvig is speaking to me" so I only ended up hearing two words of the question, "animal" and "license"! Still, I made the next round. That wasn't that bad an answer, at least you said an animal! My favourite shite answer was on Pointless where someone thought that American Psycho was written by Antony Worrall Thompson. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 Mozza, you might want to sit down before you open this spoiler... http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/tv/studio-10s-sarah-harris-and-jessica-rowe-perform-cockroach-challenge/story-fnpilxz1-1227355090422 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjRAkH2pSPE Hope they removed the cockroach before moving on to the next round. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 That wasn't that bad an answer, at least you said an animal! My favourite shite answer was on Pointless where someone thought that American Psycho was written by Antony Worrall Thompson. Coh. Does this look like the face of a man who likes to fantasise about torturing prostitutes? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 Jason Statham's ladyfriend is quite attractive. This yin? She looks like they went a bit mad with the forceps when she was born. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 http://www.toffs.com/barcelona-1970s-home-retro-football-shirt Bought this. Pretty happy with it! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlyerTon Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 (edited) Low level in a Typhoon. Didn't know when I posted that video this morning that later today, Typhoons would be chasing The Ruskies ancient bombers off the north of Scotland. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-32740942 Edited May 14, 2015 by FlyerTon 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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