Bobby Skidmarks Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 Redhead, do you have a cock or a fanny? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 Redhead, do you have a cock or a fanny? A fanny. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 I can't remember the last time I done a shite without having a pinch it off for some reason. b*****ds always come to the door just as I've settled down with the paper 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoversMad Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 (edited) Just thought I'd share this. I've never really felt too comfortable with self-promotion, but this is my band's new song. There's just two of us. I'm the singer. Nice mate, But if there's only two of you and you are the singer, the other guy playing guitar and drums is fuckin epic.B) You have a very Bee Gee like voice.I was thinking more Jimmy Somerville... Edited May 22, 2015 by RoversMad 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhead81 Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 Redhead, do you have a cock or a fanny? Both! Lol kidding I am indeed a female (last time I checked!) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooky Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 Haha, I'll take that as a compliment. In the past few days, I've had comparisons to ''the singer from Savage Garden'', Ed Sheeran and, more unfortunately, James Blunt. I prefer the Bee Gee comparison to the latter. I was in a generous mood so I even bought the song from the Bandcamp link that you put up on FB, and now I learn that you criticised James Blunt?! I'll have my money back! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 Bank near my work in Scones been targetted by scammers, according to the councils facebook page. Ive not used this machine in over a year yet decided to use it this week. Why is it when youre having a shit day, literally everything will decide to suddenly shite on you too? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 A Lamb Shawarma wrap from Shawarma King in King Street Glasgow is the best takeaway scran in Glasgow. By a mile. Sensational. It's like there's a party in my mouth and everyone's invited. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 Both! Lol kidding I am indeed a female (last time I checked!)An hour and a half and no offers to check. My faith in p 'n' b is shaken to the very core 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 Redhead, do you have a cock or a fanny? I think she's got a bloke, so...twa fannies, then. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 I think she's got a bloke, so...twa fannies, then. On form tonight, Dave. Zen Archer will be calling the police, because you're stealing his material. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 An hour and a half and no offers to check. My faith in p 'n' b is shaken to the very core We've left the way clear for you, Cal. Apology accepted. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 On form tonight, Dave. Zen Archer will be calling the police, because you're stealing his material. I'm willing to accept ransom offers for his jokebook, but I've got Jimmy Carr on the other line, so they'd better be good. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 I'm willing to accept ransom offers for his jokebook, but I've got Jimmy Carr on the other line, so they'd better be good. People laughed at me when I said I was going to be a comedian, well they're not laughing now. Copyright Bob Monkhouse, RIP. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 We've left the way clear for you, Cal. Apology accepted. I believe todays modern gentlemen requests pics or for the lady to vacate. As I'm neither modern nor remotely a gentleman I am somewhat puzzled. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Saints Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 Nice mate, But if there's only two of you and you are the singer, the other guy playing guitar and drums is fuckin epic.B) I was thinking more Jimmy Somerville... Ha, we were fortunate enough to have a drummer recording the song for us in his home studio. And thanks, pal. I was in a generous mood so I even bought the song from the Bandcamp link that you put up on FB, and now I learn that you criticised James Blunt?! I'll have my money back! Thanks very much for buying the song, Sooks! Very generous. With that amount of money, I could potentially buy 3 or 4 monkeys. And obviously I was joking. James Blunt is EXCELLENT. To be fair to him, his Twitter page is a hoot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 (edited) Pics or GTF There ye are Sorry. Just realised it was a picture of a fanny you wanted, not of a dick. Apologies Edited May 22, 2015 by 19QOS19 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 My appetite has been non-existent all week, haven't eating anything solid since Sunday, and only soup a couple of nights. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 My appetite has been non-existent all week, haven't eating anything solid since Sunday, and only soup a couple of nights. P&B have had a whip round and we are dispatching lichtie23 on a C-130 At worst, this will give us peace for at least 18 hours. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 Cock-a-leekie? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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