The Grass Is Greener. Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 Just been offered a new job which means I'll never ever have to work in the industry I'm in ever again. Thank the Lord above for this Well done mate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audaces Fortuna Juvat Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 Just been offered a new job which means I'll never ever have to work in the industry I'm in ever again. Thank the Lord above for this May your ar$e recover quickly and fully? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 Just been offered a new job which means I'll never ever have to work in the industry I'm in ever again. Thank the Lord above for this From fast food to retail. McDonalds to morrisons... Wait till he finds out he's working in the cafe 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ginger Prince Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 From fast food to retail. McDonalds to morrisons... Wait till he finds out he's working in the cafe Never worked fast food in my puff and moving away from retail completely 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 Don't be racist, it cost me a weeks ban!! -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 Realised that its now longer since I was a teenager than it was to reach my teenage years. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 Realised that its now longer since I was a teenager than it was to reach my teenage years. You're really old, mate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 Realised that its now longer since I was a teenager than it was to reach my teenage years. ** EXISTENTIAL CRISIS ALERT ** 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 think it was just one of 'those' moments. Takes 12 years to be a teenager.. Years since being a teenager is now in the teens. Time for a drink 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 If you have a spare 5mins More icy car park stuff - I love how they bail out.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 Gary Holt. Viking dance guy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ginger Prince Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 its fun being racist. making fun of pronunciation! ETA: f**k your advice 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 Jeremy Clarkson has changed his name to Asger Juhl to start new career with Danish radio station: http://www.nytimes.com/2015/05/27/world/europe/danish-radio-station-defends-host-who-clubbed-rabbit-to-death-during-animal-welfare-debate.html?&moduleDetail=section-news-4&action=click&contentCollection=Europe®ion=Footer&module=MoreInSection&version=WhatsNext&contentID=WhatsNext&configSection=article&isLoggedIn=false&pgtype=article 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jan Vojáček Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 I'm trying to study for my PE exam on Monday and really cannot motivate myself. I spent 11 weeks injured so two of my practical grades are garbage and I'm already going to Uni no matter the result. I'm therefore posting it on here to save me having to write about basketball tactics. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 Which Forfar player's funeral pyre is that? Poor turnout IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 Realised that its now longer since I was a teenager than it was to reach my teenage years. I just realised that I've almost certainly lived more than I have time left to live. Thank God. Another thirty-odd years of this pish would be enough to drive you to suicide. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 I've just discovered that Charlie Brooker's been stalking me since I was a wean - apparently he was a contributor on Oink!, a comic I'd forgotten all about, but which warped my fragile young mind when I was still in single digits. Tempted to call Digby Brown about compensation, but frankly Brooker deserves his money. Top boi. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 Who the f**k calls a rabbit Allan? They needed two rabbits for the meal, the second one was called Stewart, or Al and Stew as they were affectionately known. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 I'm trying to study for my PE exam on Monday and really cannot motivate myself. I spent 11 weeks injured so two of my practical grades are garbage and I'm already going to Uni no matter the result. I'm therefore posting it on here to save me having to write about basketball tactics. ^^^ what Mozza said. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 I'm trying to study for my PE exam on Monday and really cannot motivate myself. I spent 11 weeks injured so two of my practical grades are garbage and I'm already going to Uni no matter the result. I'm therefore posting it on here to save me having to write about basketball tactics. It's all about getting balls in hoops. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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