P45 Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 I'm first and DA is going to watch, then KB, KB again and finally Pete. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 (edited) Thanks guys, I get to shag the ringpiece like the top of a welly. Edited October 8, 2015 by Bobby Skidmarks 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 Shite that I have to go last like. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 Shite that I have to go last like. It's going to be like opening the window and shagging the night. Nae luck. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 At least you get a go. I only get to watch and touch myself 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 At least you get a go. I only get to watch and touch myself I get to go sloppy seconds after myself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 Surely we've all had our own sloppy seconds? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 Surely we've all had our own sloppy seconds? Speak for yourself. I'm usually fast asleep 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 Speak for yourself. I'm usually fast asleep It's been a while for me so I'm not sure what my stamina is like these days 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 I take it all that is left are the jubblies? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broon-loon Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 ^^^^ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 Family whatsapp group set up by my drunk parents on holiday. So cringeworthy. My sister set one up for our extended family. Someone posts a dull picture and 5 or 6 people reply with "great" or "super pic". I think I must have been adopted. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 There's a lassie on Pointless that has a head start on Movember. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 That Jamie McIvor guy who is the Education correspondent on Reporting Scotland is creepy as f*ck. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 That Jamie McIvor guy who is the Education correspondent on Reporting Scotland is creepy as f*ck. Dat voice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 Dat voice. And the fact that he can watch both players in a tennis match at the same time from side on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 There's a lassie on Pointless that has a head start on Movember. Ooft! Just saw that (Sky plus), better growth than me! **Disclaimer: You won't get the time back it'll take you to read this** Onyway. A guy collapsed in Tesco car park yesterday. It was a disabled guy trying to get his wheelchair out the boot of his car. He fell and smacked his head on the concrete. Thankfully I never witnessed this part as I don't imagine it would be a pleasant thing to see. It was a young lassie that saw it and her mother was first on the scene. I went over to make sure he was conscious and didn't require CPR. He was, but wasn't lying still so I stuck around to help the woman keep him calm until the ambulance arrived. In time another woman came to help and staff from the shop brought out some blankets. At this point I put his wheelchair in his boot and tried to find his phone to let his family know of his situation. Once I found it and we eventually managed to get his code his wallpaper was a picture of him wearing the exact same top I had on; a Middlesbrough top from 4 seasons ago I was pretty shocked. I've never seen another Middlesbrough top in the town let alone the top I was wearing! I was standing there with a smile on my face like a fanny while paramedics are trying to get a guy into the back of an ambulance Thought I'd share my pointless story with y'all. You were warned not to read it in my defence B) FWIW, I phoned the guy's dad. He couldn't understand me so put his sister on. When I explained the situation their response (I could hear him in the background) was "So what do you want us to do?" I was pretty gobsmacked. After finding some words I said well I thought his family should be informed and that he'll be in the hospital. Pretty sad really ^^^ Cool story Bro 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 Ooft! Just saw that (Sky plus), better growth than me! **Disclaimer: You won't get the time back it'll take you to read this** Onyway. A guy collapsed in Tesco car park yesterday. It was a disabled guy trying to get his wheelchair out the boot of his car. He fell and smacked his head on the concrete. Thankfully I never witnessed this part as I don't imagine it would be a pleasant thing to see. It was a young lassie that saw it and her mother was first on the scene. I went over to make sure he was conscious and didn't require CPR. He was, but wasn't lying still so I stuck around to help the woman keep him calm until the ambulance arrived. In time another woman came to help and staff from the shop brought out some blankets. At this point I put his wheelchair in his boot and tried to find his phone to let his family know of his situation. Once I found it and we eventually managed to get his code his wallpaper was a picture of him wearing the exact same top I had on; a Middlesbrough top from 4 seasons ago I was pretty shocked. I've never seen another Middlesbrough top in the town let alone the top I was wearing! I was standing there with a smile on my face like a fanny while paramedics are trying to get a guy into the back of an ambulance Thought I'd share my pointless story with y'all. You were warned not to read it in my defence B) FWIW, I phoned the guy's dad. He couldn't understand me so put his sister on. When I explained the situation their response (I could hear him in the background) was "So what do you want us to do?" I was pretty gobsmacked. After finding some words I said well I thought his family should be informed and that he'll be in the hospital. Pretty sad really ^^^ Cool story Bro You were wearing a Middlesbrough top to go shopping? Beast imho. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 You were wearing a Middlesbrough top to go shopping? Beast imho. Fat Barry from 'boro?? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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