Boostin' Kev Posted December 20, 2015 Share Posted December 20, 2015 It's December 21st, approaching 10pm at night and I'm sat with the window open eating a packet of caramel digestives. I'm beginning to question certain life choices. EDIT : it's not December 21st at all, you arsehole. Everybody talks about coming aff it at this time of the year I was feeling brutal Friday/Saturday morning saying I was having a sober Xmas I'll wait and see if that one comes true. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted December 21, 2015 Share Posted December 21, 2015 I don't know what induced the 'leccy punfest, but it seems to be resonating quite well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted December 21, 2015 Share Posted December 21, 2015 It's all become utility fruitless now, can we stop gassing in about it? Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted December 21, 2015 Share Posted December 21, 2015 Water you on about, Grimbo? I don't want to turn this in to a politic debate but I'm thinking of going Scottish Power. Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted December 21, 2015 Share Posted December 21, 2015 I don't know what induced the 'leccy punfest, but it seems to be resonating quite well. It's a Tesla of my patience to be honest. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tree house tam Posted December 21, 2015 Share Posted December 21, 2015 (edited) Officially retired. Nae mair lager n' lines. It's time to grow up.I've done that several times ma man. The only thing that'll truly make you calm it is having several kids and getting married. I mean ones you have to look after, no the Dundee type you forget about.Then when that eventually fucks up and you canny stand the bitch, take up where you left off. NEVER SAY NEVER DEEBOY, NEVER SAY NEVER. Edited December 21, 2015 by tree house tam 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted December 21, 2015 Share Posted December 21, 2015 It's a Tesla of my patience to be honest. It's just a phase, KB. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted December 21, 2015 Share Posted December 21, 2015 This is turning into more a general utilities pun fest rather than specific electricity. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calum_gers Posted December 21, 2015 Share Posted December 21, 2015 This is turning into more a general utilities pun fest rather than specific electricity. Don't turn on the water works. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted December 21, 2015 Share Posted December 21, 2015 You're quite direct. Really? Tbh, I cannot be RCD wi this anymore. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted December 21, 2015 Share Posted December 21, 2015 Make your mind up and stop alternating. I'm gonna switch on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mortar Bored Posted December 21, 2015 Share Posted December 21, 2015 Eh DC where this is going. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mortar Bored Posted December 21, 2015 Share Posted December 21, 2015 Dee Dee has just been inducted into the pun hall of fame. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted December 21, 2015 Share Posted December 21, 2015 Dee Dee has just been inducted into the pun hall of fame. Such a fall from grace 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 21, 2015 Share Posted December 21, 2015 I just got a Christmas card from HMFC. Showed it to a Hibbee colleague and she nearly blew a fuse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alert Mongoose Posted December 21, 2015 Share Posted December 21, 2015 Throbber denying intimate knowledge of sockets is the most shocking revelation here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P45 Posted December 21, 2015 Share Posted December 21, 2015 I just got a Christmas card from HMFC. Showed it to a Hibbee colleague and she nearly blew a fuse. Shame. Was your fuse a bit cheesy smelling? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted December 21, 2015 Share Posted December 21, 2015 Such a fall from grace I've no #dared this weekend & I start a pun fest. Hope you learn from this, Deeboy. Arc you feeling it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted December 21, 2015 Share Posted December 21, 2015 My sore ball is fine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted December 21, 2015 Share Posted December 21, 2015 My sore ball is fine. Good news. Glad to hear it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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