Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted April 16, 2016 Share Posted April 16, 2016 When I say intimate I mean we were just sitting about on the couch, then he started getting personal about life. I think it's a sign because I watch too many of his videos on YouTube. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted April 16, 2016 Share Posted April 16, 2016 He is quite handsome. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted April 16, 2016 Share Posted April 16, 2016 I blocked a toilet on a train to Newcastle. The conductor clearly knew it was me and gave me daggers the rest of the day. I assume you are a 'heavyset' fella? The only time I'd fart in public is if there was a right fat b*****d near me as he'd clearly be the one everyone assumes did it. Throbbs, one of the rare times i disagree with you. Some tattoos are meaningless pish but not all. If you get a partners name or a holiday destination on you (or fucking yolo or any other daft catchphrase) then i agree. Other tattoos can be quite meaningful. What about those ones? I'm an atheist so don't pretend to know about 'god' and all that shite, but isn't it St Peter that does the judging? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted April 16, 2016 Share Posted April 16, 2016 I assume you are a 'heavyset' fella? The only time I'd fart in public is if there was a right fat b*****d near me as he'd clearly be the one everyone assumes did it. ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1460838800.869153.jpg What about those ones? I'm an atheist so don't pretend to know about 'god' and all that shite, but isn't it St Peter that does the judging? They are honking, misspelt and on his back.. so he is indeed an idiot 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 16, 2016 Share Posted April 16, 2016 Is this the polis? http://www.pieandbovril.com/forum/index.php/user/67707-high-longbar-cabe/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted April 16, 2016 Share Posted April 16, 2016 Albion Rovers Twitter account hacked again... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted April 16, 2016 Share Posted April 16, 2016 I assume you are a 'heavyset' fella? The only time I'd fart in public is if there was a right fat b*****d near me as he'd clearly be the one everyone assumes did it. ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1460838800.869153.jpg What about those ones? I'm an atheist so don't pretend to know about 'god' and all that shite, but isn't it St Peter that does the judging? Aye I'm a fat c**t, big whoop wanna fight about it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ira Gaines Posted April 16, 2016 Share Posted April 16, 2016 Been made full time in my job. Long overdue. Worked my arse off as a temp for them for years. Means I'm night shift all the time too which I love. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted April 17, 2016 Share Posted April 17, 2016 Aye I'm a fat c**t, big whoop wanna fight about it? I also have a tank 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrcat1990 Posted April 17, 2016 Share Posted April 17, 2016 Came across this on Twitter. Sure you'll respectfully remember those who died in war while chomping through that marzipan old geezer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted April 17, 2016 Share Posted April 17, 2016 Did they get Granny Danger's permission to use his likeness? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 17, 2016 Share Posted April 17, 2016 Did they get Granny Danger's permission to use his likeness? He's shorter than I'd imagined. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 17, 2016 Share Posted April 17, 2016 El Bakmooey, our new addition, scaring the crap our of our younger cat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerrdavidson95 Posted April 17, 2016 Share Posted April 17, 2016 Witnessing folk having a full blown cranial detachment on social media because their big team lost/won today has been terrifically pleasing. Reminds me why I love supporting a 'diddy team'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P45 Posted April 18, 2016 Share Posted April 18, 2016 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3545374/Blonde-neo-Nazi-sisters-forefront-race-hate-campaign-one-served-time-throwing-bacon-mosque.html Paisley Neo-Nazis are apparently a thing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted April 18, 2016 Share Posted April 18, 2016 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3545374/Blonde-neo-Nazi-sisters-forefront-race-hate-campaign-one-served-time-throwing-bacon-mosque.html Paisley Neo-Nazis are apparently a thing. I hate Paisley Neo-Nazis 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted April 18, 2016 Share Posted April 18, 2016 Scottish defence league = Rangers supporters. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P45 Posted April 18, 2016 Share Posted April 18, 2016 Scottish defence league = Rangers supporters. Don't forget Motherwell supporters. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted April 18, 2016 Share Posted April 18, 2016 I saw paint in B&Q the other day that was "mumsnet approved". Good grief. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted April 18, 2016 Share Posted April 18, 2016 Still fucking rookie'd from the weekends antics, can barely walk in a straight line and I am about to start a backshift. If I don't get my jotters, there's clearly health and safety issues. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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