BFTD Posted May 9, 2016 Share Posted May 9, 2016 (edited) RN wouldn't be in this position if only every teacher was armed with a portable missile launcher. Donations to the local branch of the NRA, folks. Edit: phew. Hopefully you'll learn from this close call, auld yin! Edited May 9, 2016 by BigFatTabbyDave 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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stimpy Posted May 9, 2016 Share Posted May 9, 2016 The sun and the drink got to the big lad outside dressed in a white vest and three quarter length trousers, determined to have a fight with an obviously smaller guy. Monday night in Brechin, carry on as normal folks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fae_the_'briggs Posted May 9, 2016 Share Posted May 9, 2016 I have never read a Harry Potter book or watched a Harry Potter film and I don't feel as if I have missed out on anything, except in quizzes when there is a Harry Potter question and I'm fucked. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted May 10, 2016 Share Posted May 10, 2016 I have never read a Harry Potter book or watched a Harry Potter film and I don't feel as if I have missed out on anything, except in quizzes when there is a Harry Potter question and I'm fucked. Folk that know the answers to Harry Potter questions are beasts. Quizmasters that set Harry Potter questions deserve to be in a neighbouring cell to Ian Brady. Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nkomo-A-Gogo Posted May 10, 2016 Share Posted May 10, 2016 I did abseiling years ago, that shit never leaves you. have you tried wet wipes? -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted May 10, 2016 Share Posted May 10, 2016 have you tried wet wipes? Vanish is supposed to be quite good as well, not speaking as an expert like. Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted May 10, 2016 Share Posted May 10, 2016 I am currently sat in Monklands hospital where some obese middle aged roaster has just walked by me in full Newcastle United kit. Why just why. Whatever happened to the full kit wankers page on facebook? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted May 10, 2016 Share Posted May 10, 2016 I am currently sat in Monklands hospital where some obese middle aged roaster has just walked by me in full Newcastle United kit. Why just why. I hope he turns out to be your doctor. That would be funny. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted May 10, 2016 Share Posted May 10, 2016 Someone lost the head with me at a checkout in Morrisons this morning. I was putting my items on the belt, she stormed past me and tried to launch her stuff down before the belt moved. Started screaming at me when I told her to bolt. Absolute mentalist. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted May 10, 2016 Share Posted May 10, 2016 And.......? It was something I wanted to share with P&B. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted May 10, 2016 Share Posted May 10, 2016 You havent shared it all though, have you. Yeah 'Things I Want To Partially Share With P&B' for this pish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted May 10, 2016 Share Posted May 10, 2016 I fucked my ankle at 5's this afternoon. In absolute agony and can't move it much, It's looking like a trip to A&E might be on the cards. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mortar Bored Posted May 10, 2016 Share Posted May 10, 2016 I fucked my ankle at 5's this afternoon. In absolute agony and can't move it much, It's looking like a trip to A&E might be on the cards. Ace 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 10, 2016 Share Posted May 10, 2016 I fucked my ankle at 5's this afternoon. In absolute agony and can't move it much, It's looking like a trip to A&E might be on the cards. You can shut your fuckin face, ankle fucker. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted May 10, 2016 Share Posted May 10, 2016 I fucked my ankle at 5's this afternoon. In absolute agony and can't move it much, It's looking like a trip to A&E might be on the cards. This is karma for having such a jet setting lifestyle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted May 10, 2016 Share Posted May 10, 2016 This is karma for having such a jet setting lifestyle. Hope it's not serious. Going to France in 4 weeks for the euros. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted May 10, 2016 Share Posted May 10, 2016 There's three bairns playing football outside and one of the little shits just keeps shouting 'Andy Murray' for som strange reason. If it lasts another 5 minutes he'll be getting a Deeboy backhander. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 10, 2016 Share Posted May 10, 2016 You havent shared it all though, have you. I don't think he pumped her, Moz, never mind took pictures 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted May 10, 2016 Share Posted May 10, 2016 There's three bairns playing football outside and one of the little shits just keeps shouting 'Andy Murray' for som strange reason. If it lasts another 5 minutes he'll be getting a Deeboy backhander. Assaulting kids is probably your level. Hopefully one of their mums comes out and gives you a hiding. Keep us updated. PS I don't think you're allowed to post from A&E. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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