Raith Against The Machine Posted January 30, 2010 Share Posted January 30, 2010 What do you drink in the pub!? Pina coladas? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted January 30, 2010 Share Posted January 30, 2010 What do you drink in the pub!? Pina coladas? The blood of those who speculate on my sexual organs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gordon EF Posted January 30, 2010 Share Posted January 30, 2010 of course britain may not be getting warmer, we're at the end of the jetstream which as it slows will cool us down not up! Aye and if the Moon dropped out of orbit and crashed into Earth, we'd be a bit fucked too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theentomologist Posted January 30, 2010 Share Posted January 30, 2010 Aye and if the Moon dropped out of orbit and crashed into Earth, we'd be a bit fucked too. its funny you should put it like that, since that -in reverse- is the current most favoured theory for the moons origin. can I take it from your comments you are a climate change denier? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
el Gringo Posted January 30, 2010 Share Posted January 30, 2010 What do you drink in the pub!? Pina coladas? That reminds me of a Christmas night out I had with my old work, at which the boss took us to Arran and put us up in a hotel. An Australian waitress was taking our drink orders, and one of my slightly inebriated colleagues asked for a pint of lager. She came back with a Pina Colada. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted January 30, 2010 Share Posted January 30, 2010 Oh no - he's back! I only have the lap top at weekends at the moment,i may get another so i can continue to contribute to P&B....! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted January 30, 2010 Share Posted January 30, 2010 I only have the lap top at weekends at the moment, i may get another so i can continue to contribute to P&B....! Is there some sort of bizarre custody battle you haven't told us about? -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted January 30, 2010 Author Share Posted January 30, 2010 Is there some sort of bizarre custody battle you haven't told us about? :laugh: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted January 30, 2010 Share Posted January 30, 2010 Is there some sort of bizarre custody battle you haven't told us about? Yip,and i lost. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted January 30, 2010 Share Posted January 30, 2010 Yip,and i lost. Boot her in the clunge, capy. It may make things worse, but it'll be funny. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted January 30, 2010 Share Posted January 30, 2010 Boot her in the clunge, capy. It may make things worse, but it'll be funny. Can the word "clunge" be used singularly? I always thought it was a purely plural term. I suppose, however, that you're probably right when it comes to the old lady-parts... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted January 30, 2010 Share Posted January 30, 2010 Can the word "clunge" be used singularly? I always thought it was a purely plural term. I suppose, however, that you're probably right when it comes to the old lady-parts... SUCK. MY. CLIT BALLS. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyblair Posted January 31, 2010 Share Posted January 31, 2010 I found a dog last night about 1.30am. It was a beautiful 'husky' dog with no name tags on her collar. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stimpy Posted January 31, 2010 Share Posted January 31, 2010 I found a dog last night about 1.30am. It was a beautiful 'husky' dog with no name tags on her collar. I like the fact that you investigated to find out if it was a dog or a bitch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyblair Posted January 31, 2010 Share Posted January 31, 2010 I like the fact that you investigated to find out if it was a dog or a bitch. It squatted to pish and also did a shit in my garden!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stimpy Posted January 31, 2010 Share Posted January 31, 2010 It squatted to pish and also did a shit in my garden!! And left a paw print on your heart. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gall09 Posted January 31, 2010 Share Posted January 31, 2010 My mate was attacked by an alsatian last night while he was out running, and it took 3 decent bites out of his leg before fucking off. It just got me thinking, i have never even comprehended the thought that a dog might attack me. Obviously i realise it does happen, and that some people are terrified of dogs, but is this not quite rare? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuctifano Posted January 31, 2010 Share Posted January 31, 2010 I haven't had a hangover since New Years day. Not all that surprising since I've only been drinking 3 times, but pleasant all the same. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkBlue62 Posted January 31, 2010 Share Posted January 31, 2010 Had a litre of vodka last night and cant remember anything from last night. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted January 31, 2010 Share Posted January 31, 2010 Had a litre of vodka last night and cant remember anything from last night. You've been hanging around with that Chris McDonald again, haven't you? Haven't you!? He's a bad egg. I heard he does illegal drugs. I want you to stay away from the likes of him. You're worrying me. You weren't always like this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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