Black and White Tragic Posted December 14, 2016 Share Posted December 14, 2016 A woman clearly dumped you for a man who is enthusiastic for snuff videos as you clearly have a chip on your shoulder. Why is every post I read by you now qualified with,"by the guy who wanks into bins". You should never have divulged that. Seriously.I think I'll be on "The Council" next Wednesday seeing if I can get funding for my trauma councilling. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted December 15, 2016 Share Posted December 15, 2016 12 hours ago, mjw said: Compared to Isis TV its pretty tame. I'd like to think I would keep my phone in my pocket though if I seen something like that. The guy who's filming it offers up some fantastic advice to the police officer who's holding the guy by the ankles though: "DON'T DROP HIM!!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted December 15, 2016 Share Posted December 15, 2016 Why is every post I read by you now qualified with,"by the guy who wanks into bins". You should never have divulged that. Seriously.I think I'll be on "The Council" next Wednesday seeing if I can get funding for my trauma councilling. Stop being such a drama queen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted December 15, 2016 Share Posted December 15, 2016 My garage absolutely reeks of sherry cask whisky barrel staves. You can smell it from the driveway with the door closed all day. Glorious. Eta: Might not want to light a match though I guess? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted December 15, 2016 Share Posted December 15, 2016 Another christmas card came today for the people who use to own our house (moved out over 4 years ago). This time it's from a woman who put a wee story in about how she is seriously ill and no longer on Facebook to tell anyone. Dunno whether I should tell the old owner, but then she'll know I'm a nosey bitch and open mail not addressed to me 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Njord Posted December 15, 2016 Share Posted December 15, 2016 9 minutes ago, Honest Saints Fan said: Another christmas card came today for the people who use to own our house (moved out over 4 years ago). This time it's from a woman who put a wee story in about how she is seriously ill and no longer on Facebook to tell anyone. Dunno whether I should tell the old owner, but then she'll know I'm a nosey bitch and open mail not addressed to me Would she obit? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted December 15, 2016 Share Posted December 15, 2016 5 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: My garage absolutely reeks of sherry cask whisky barrel staves. You can smell it from the driveway with the door closed all day. Glorious. Eta: Might not want to light a match though I guess? Aberlour? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boostin' Kev Posted December 15, 2016 Share Posted December 15, 2016 30 minutes ago, Honest Saints Fan said: Another christmas card came today for the people who use to own our house (moved out over 4 years ago). This time it's from a woman who put a wee story in about how she is seriously ill and no longer on Facebook to tell anyone. Dunno whether I should tell the old owner, but then she'll know I'm a nosey bitch and open mail not addressed to me Take it you were hoping to see a tenner in there you shameful b*****d. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted December 15, 2016 Share Posted December 15, 2016 Just now, sjc said: Aberlour? Unsure as the five bags of it are magically sourced from my other half's dad, although he works in Speyside so Aberlour's a good candidate. I give that wonderful and pricey oak wood a respectful end to its working life of course... by getting my coal fire going with it. Brings out a grand smell along with the peats, also of dubious origin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted December 15, 2016 Share Posted December 15, 2016 25 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: Unsure as the five bags of it are magically sourced from my other half's dad, although he works in Speyside so Aberlour's a good candidate. I give that wonderful and pricey oak wood a respectful end to its working life of course... by getting my coal fire going with it. Brings out a grand smell along with the peats, also of dubious origin. I'll bet it smells great! See if your father in law can get you some with Aberlour in it instead though! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blootoon87 Posted December 15, 2016 Share Posted December 15, 2016 Have folk seen this? It's too sad. [emoji24] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted December 15, 2016 Share Posted December 15, 2016 I had to stop after the first line. Had they given less attention to colour and focused more on the consistent use of upper and lower case, then things may have been different.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted December 15, 2016 Share Posted December 15, 2016 38 minutes ago, Blootoon87 said: Have folk seen this? It's too sad. Please don't ever post something like that again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted December 15, 2016 Share Posted December 15, 2016 1 hour ago, Honest Saints Fan said: Another christmas card came today for the people who use to own our house (moved out over 4 years ago). This time it's from a woman who put a wee story in about how she is seriously ill and no longer on Facebook to tell anyone. Dunno whether I should tell the old owner, but then she'll know I'm a nosey bitch and open mail not addressed to me Post it on Facebook for her. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzle Posted December 15, 2016 Share Posted December 15, 2016 I just got a hamburger supper from the chippy there and they gave me 2 hamburgers in it, two! I've never seen such generosity in my life, I couldn't even finish all the chips and the best thing about it was that it's was only £3.40. No wonder there's so many fat b*****ds in this country. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted December 15, 2016 Share Posted December 15, 2016 I just got a hamburger supper from the chippy there and they gave me 2 hamburgers in it, two! I've never seen such generosity in my life, I couldn't even finish all the chips and the best thing about it was that it's was only £3.40. No wonder there's so many fat b*****ds in this country. That's ridiculously cheap. Think it's £4:20 for the equivalent supper at my local chippy and you only get one hamburger. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzle Posted December 15, 2016 Share Posted December 15, 2016 2 minutes ago, 8MileBU said: That's ridiculously cheap. Think it's £4:20 for the equivalent supper at my local chippy and you only get one hamburger. It's a pretty cheap chippy/Turkish in general and pretty good considering that it's 2 minutes for my door. God knows who's eating 2 hamburgers and a pile of chips though, I'm stappit now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 15, 2016 Share Posted December 15, 2016 21 minutes ago, Dazzle said: It's a pretty cheap chippy/Turkish in general and pretty good considering that it's 2 minutes for my door. God knows who's eating 2 hamburgers and a pile of chips though, I'm stappit now. No room for a biscuit even? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzle Posted December 15, 2016 Share Posted December 15, 2016 I don't really have a sweet tooth tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 15, 2016 Share Posted December 15, 2016 3 minutes ago, Dazzle said: I don't really have a sweet tooth tbh. Neither do I, but after something salty or highly savoury I crave an alternative, no matter how full. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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