Mark Connolly Posted December 23, 2016 Share Posted December 23, 2016 3 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: That's pretty much the rapiest Christmas song going even without adding in Smoke my dobber. She was asking for it. Erm, your honour. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JakeSAFC Posted December 23, 2016 Share Posted December 23, 2016 Seen a woman standing with the light on, curtains wide open, in just her bra at Craigentinny this morning. I unfortunately cannot confirm if she was a 'wid' or 'wid not' as it was just a drive-by glance. Creepy c**t. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted December 23, 2016 Share Posted December 23, 2016 2 hours ago, MONKMAN said: One day of the year that all my mates still make it out, and it's a fucking monsoon outside. Can't see us venturing much past the first pub. And what's the problem there? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted December 23, 2016 Share Posted December 23, 2016 Brilliant stupidity from the Good Spirits Co Quote The Good Spirits Co. 3 hrs · Dear customers, we've an awfully sad theft to report. Over the years we've bottled some drams which mean an awful lot to us and we keep bottle number 1 of each cask on display in the shop as a little reminder of past bottlings. We are sorry to report that bottle 1 of our 5th Birthday Glen Moray 28yo has been pinched right before our very eyes. We aren't very confident of it turning up but if anyone happens to spot it, it'll be numbered as 1 and you'll be rewarded with some very fine drams indeed! EDIT - Well this is rather embarrassing. After reviewing our cctv it seems a customer actually purchased the bottle somehow on Wednesday. If you happen to be that person we would be very interested in being reunited with our missing bottle. Many rewards and infinite kudos if you can help reconnect us! Please share this post kind folks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 23, 2016 Share Posted December 23, 2016 2 hours ago, 8MileBU said: Seen a woman standing with the light on, curtains wide open, in just her bra at Craigentinny this morning. I unfortunately cannot confirm if she was a 'wid' or 'wid not' as it was just a drive-by glance. 8mile's Christmas. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted December 23, 2016 Share Posted December 23, 2016 8mile's Christmas. It's all about the tits Welshy! All about the tits... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted December 23, 2016 Share Posted December 23, 2016 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted December 23, 2016 Share Posted December 23, 2016 North East town seeks new minister.Must be able to be persevere with horrific choir (1:00 onwards very nearly had me in tears rather than just cringe mode). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILLIEA Posted December 23, 2016 Share Posted December 23, 2016 5 minutes ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: Nice wee Coal Tit ( If I'm not mistaken ) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted December 23, 2016 Share Posted December 23, 2016 7 minutes ago, WILLIEA said: Nice wee Coal Tit ( If I'm not mistaken ) Spot on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted December 23, 2016 Share Posted December 23, 2016 15 minutes ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: Would be nice fried up with some rice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted December 23, 2016 Share Posted December 23, 2016 Just now, Rugster said: Would be nice fried up with some rice. Unlike you, with all the fat and gristle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted December 23, 2016 Share Posted December 23, 2016 20 minutes ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: Unlike you, with all the fat and gristle. Tonight's dinner. Thank you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted December 23, 2016 Share Posted December 23, 2016 3 minutes ago, Rugster said: Tonight's dinner. Thank you. Tuck in Fatty 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted December 23, 2016 Share Posted December 23, 2016 Australia really is a horrendous country. I went there once and it was like watching the worst excesses of British culture, in a furnace, surrounded by animals that want to kill you and a constant undercurrent of racism, bigotry and idiocy. For the life of me I can't figure out why so many people want to move there. It's quite [emoji295]️ sunny. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamaldo Posted December 23, 2016 Share Posted December 23, 2016 If I went for a crap in a toilet in Australia I'd always be worrying if some spider was going to crawl up my hoop mid-shite. No other country can give you that level of fear. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 23, 2016 Share Posted December 23, 2016 1 hour ago, Hedgecutter said: North East town seeks new minister. Must be able to be persevere with horrific choir (1:00 onwards very nearly had me in tears rather than just cringe mode). I was thinking of applying for the first 30 seconds, despite having been there twice, 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allan Jacobsen Posted December 23, 2016 Share Posted December 23, 2016 Horrendous 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted December 23, 2016 Share Posted December 23, 2016 2 hours ago, Rugster said: Tonight's dinner. Thank you. How long do you leave them in the fridge after cooking? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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