smpar Posted December 8, 2016 Share Posted December 8, 2016 My girlfriend went to the cinema earlier and has just come back with ice cream. 8th of December. She got me Irn Bru flavoured ice cream though and it is just glorious. Sometimes, it pays to have a fucking mentalist for a girlfriend. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted December 8, 2016 Share Posted December 8, 2016 My ex sent me to the shops to get bacon rolls and I came back with a banjo and a king rib supper and the cheeky fucker had the cheek to be annoyed, 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted December 8, 2016 Share Posted December 8, 2016 Bunch of pussies barely out of their 20's whingeing about getting old! [emoji16]Just wait till random parts of your body decide to cause you gyp or stop working, then you'll have something to moan about. ^^^jealous he didn't get in on the afternoon moan type post. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Nooka Posted December 8, 2016 Share Posted December 8, 2016 ^^^jealous he didn't get in on the afternoon moan type post. I was too busy nursing my aching shoulder and getting nagged by 7 year old. Good times! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted December 8, 2016 Share Posted December 8, 2016 26 minutes ago, Honest Saints Fan said: This will be our 4th Christmas in this house and someone called "Bett" still sends the previous owners a Christmas card. Probably this c**t. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted December 8, 2016 Share Posted December 8, 2016 53 minutes ago, AsimButtHitsASix said: My ex sent me to the shops to get bacon rolls and I came back with a banjo and a king rib supper and the cheeky fucker had the cheek to be annoyed, Pm monkey tennis and he might give you some banjo playing lessons, he's a champion plucker apparently. -3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted December 8, 2016 Share Posted December 8, 2016 1 hour ago, AsimButtHitsASix said: My ex sent me to the shops to get bacon rolls and I came back with a banjo and a king rib supper and the cheeky fucker had the cheek to be annoyed, Was the banjo for smacking her on the arse with? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted December 9, 2016 Share Posted December 9, 2016 I am back in glorious #perthshire after a year away. My sleeping pattern is fucked. Keep waking up at 4am and unable to sleep again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted December 9, 2016 Share Posted December 9, 2016 It's apparently four years today since me and KnightswoodBear became Facebook friends. I'm assuming the wee man is taking me out for dinner tonight to celebrate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjw Posted December 9, 2016 Share Posted December 9, 2016 It's apparently four years today since me and KnightswoodBear became Facebook friends. I'm assuming the wee man is taking me out for dinner tonight to celebrate. He'll be working late making his desk all chrismassy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted December 9, 2016 Share Posted December 9, 2016 He'll be working late making his desk all chrismassy. That or he'll be in a police cell answering questions about recent trips to Syria 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted December 9, 2016 Share Posted December 9, 2016 On 07/12/2016 at 04:37, Smurph said: Undoubtedly one of the greatest songs of all time Not a real ned as he says 'Possil' and not 'Posso', imo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted December 9, 2016 Share Posted December 9, 2016 3 hours ago, jamamafegan said: I am back in glorious #perthshire after a year away. My sleeping pattern is fucked. Keep waking up at 4am and unable to sleep again. Was it a first offence? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted December 9, 2016 Share Posted December 9, 2016 Was it a first offence? He was "travelling the World" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted December 9, 2016 Share Posted December 9, 2016 3 minutes ago, Swarley said: He was "travelling the World" I see, as long as he's on the straight and narrow now... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DI Bruce Robertson Posted December 9, 2016 Share Posted December 9, 2016 Going to meet my oldest friend in Edinburgh today, arranged to meet him at Waverley, but as per P&B tradition, I'm so tempted to jump off at Haymarket. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted December 9, 2016 Share Posted December 9, 2016 Going to meet my oldest friend in Edinburgh today, arranged to meet him at Waverley, but as per P&B tradition, I'm so tempted to jump off at Haymarket. How old is your pal? We talking record level age reached here? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted December 9, 2016 Share Posted December 9, 2016 2 minutes ago, StandFree03 said: According to my profile, I last "won the day" on September 11th. XBL would be proud #highfive How does one go about winning the day on P&B? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted December 9, 2016 Share Posted December 9, 2016 4 minutes ago, Jimmy85 said: How does one go about winning the day on P&B? In your case it is by wishing unpopular posters on P&B to get burnt to death in front of their family You have won the day 13 times with this approach, 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted December 9, 2016 Share Posted December 9, 2016 9 minutes ago, throbber said: In your case it is by wishing unpopular posters on P&B to get burnt to death in front of their family You have won the day 13 times with this approach, 13 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: I wouldnt worry about it mate..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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