Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 22, 2017 Share Posted March 22, 2017 Harry Clarke. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted March 22, 2017 Share Posted March 22, 2017 Imagine it was the ghost of Martin McGuinness attacking parliament. Unlikely though. It would have been the bomb, 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted March 22, 2017 Share Posted March 22, 2017 Just now, Bairnardo said: Watching sky news... Car mounted pavement on WM bridge and shots fired aswell. Kincardine taking a picture of an empty wine bottle for the "Can you tell what it is yet?" thread. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted March 22, 2017 Share Posted March 22, 2017 2 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Watching sky news... Car mounted pavement on WM bridge and shots fired aswell. 4 minutes ago, Zen Archer said: Harry Clarke. Zen calls it right again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louis Litt Posted March 22, 2017 Share Posted March 22, 2017 Some guy's put a video up on the bridge of some poor soul who's at best completely unconscious. Literally 100's of journalists will have his mentions in absolute meltdown 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThomCat Posted March 22, 2017 Share Posted March 22, 2017 Quentin Letts - witness. Not victim. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted March 22, 2017 Share Posted March 22, 2017 At least it rules out Harry Clarke. The only thing that fat mess could stab is a a steak bake. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted March 22, 2017 Share Posted March 22, 2017 Last night I bought weed for the first time in my life. Such a rebel. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted March 22, 2017 Share Posted March 22, 2017 3 minutes ago, AsimButtHitsASix said: Last night I bought weed for the first time in my life. Such a rebel. If it's not an inappropriate question, how old are you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted March 22, 2017 Share Posted March 22, 2017 Just now, Granny Danger said: If it's not an inappropriate question, how old are you? 33⅓ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted March 22, 2017 Share Posted March 22, 2017 33⅓ I've never touched the stuff and am long past the 'peer pressure' stage. Strange for you to start now. My recommendation would be, FIND A NEW JOB! It surely won't help the diet either? You're not going to get cucumber munchies? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tree house tam Posted March 22, 2017 Share Posted March 22, 2017 12 minutes ago, AsimButtHitsASix said: Last night I bought weed for the first time in my life. Such a rebel. Bin it and go buy acid. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted March 22, 2017 Share Posted March 22, 2017 Just now, 19QOS19 said: I've never touched the stuff and am long past the 'peer pressure' stage. Strange for you to start now. My recommendation would be, FIND A NEW JOB! It surely won't help the diet either? You're not going to get cucumber munchies? I've been having trouble sleeping and anytime I've tried weed it's just knocked me out. So £20 for 2 gram seems cheaper than buying sleeping pills. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted March 22, 2017 Share Posted March 22, 2017 7 minutes ago, AsimButtHitsASix said: 33⅓ I have never knowingly bought the stuff and haven't smoked any for about 47 years. I am incredibly jealous. I wish I was thirty three and a third. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
accies1874 Posted March 22, 2017 Share Posted March 22, 2017 Had my first day as a specky bastirt today. It immediately made me feel 10x more intelligent, but it's still pretty shite getting used to it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted March 22, 2017 Share Posted March 22, 2017 13 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: I have never knowingly bought the stuff and haven't smoked any for about 47 years. I am incredibly jealous. I wish I was thirty three and a third. Get round to your local dealer in Monifieth and purchase some, might make you a little less aggressive and violent. Thank you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted March 22, 2017 Share Posted March 22, 2017 19 minutes ago, accies1874 said: Had my first day as a specky bastirt today. It immediately made me feel 10x more intelligent, but it's still pretty shite getting used to it. Hen Broon thread for this pish, ya speccy c**t Just wait until you get varifoculs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted March 22, 2017 Share Posted March 22, 2017 4 minutes ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: Get round to your local dealer in Monifieth and purchase some, might make you a little less aggressive and violent. Thank you. Biggie you have met me IRL you know I am neither aggressive or violent. I'm too old for anything more than a glass of red wine these days. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted March 22, 2017 Share Posted March 22, 2017 40 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: Biggie you have met me IRL Yes, this is true. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted March 22, 2017 Share Posted March 22, 2017 5 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: https://www.gov.uk/claim-compensation-criminal-injury Hope ur ok x Thank you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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