Granny Danger Posted January 17, 2017 Share Posted January 17, 2017 Having lunch at our hotel today overlooking the swimming pool. There was a guy older than me and with a bigger gut than me wearing a tiny pair of swimming trunks. I'm not sure what goes through a person's head to wear that sort of attire. It was not an edifying sight. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted January 17, 2017 Share Posted January 17, 2017 It's in the trainers thread somewhere, but his backtracking after 1320 pointed it out was glorious Soon as I seen them I just kehnt they were the Arbroath ultra bois trainers san. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted January 17, 2017 Share Posted January 17, 2017 23 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: Having lunch at our hotel today overlooking the swimming pool. There was a guy older than me and with a bigger gut than me wearing a tiny pair of swimming trunks. I'm not sure what goes through a person's head to wear that sort of attire. It was not an edifying sight. There is one guy who comes into the swimming pool every morning like that. The trunks only cover half his arse, pretty disgusting. I'm overweight but christ, i know what i can wear and not wear. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted January 17, 2017 Share Posted January 17, 2017 A pretty regular sight at Edinburgh Leisure swim centres! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted January 17, 2017 Share Posted January 17, 2017 30 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: Having lunch at our hotel today overlooking the swimming pool. There was a guy older than me and with a bigger gut than me wearing a tiny pair of swimming trunks. I'm not sure what goes through a person's head to wear that sort of attire. It was not an edifying sight. German? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 17, 2017 Share Posted January 17, 2017 34 minutes ago, throbber said: A pretty regular sight at Edinburgh Leisure swim centres! And that's just the women. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted January 17, 2017 Share Posted January 17, 2017 There is one guy who comes into the swimming pool every morning like that. The trunks only cover half his arse, pretty disgusting. Does this swimming pool have a large mirror in the change rooms? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted January 17, 2017 Share Posted January 17, 2017 1 hour ago, welshbairn said: German? E Schwimmbad. Es war ein Mann älter als ich und mit einem größeren Darm als ich trug ein kleines Paar Badehose. Ich bin nicht sicher, was durch den Kopf einer Person geht, um diese Art von Kleidung zu tragen. Es war kein erbaulicher Anblick. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 Saw a job going on Stornoway that's kinda similar to mine but less pay and a lot less responsibilities but, on the other hand, it gets me outta London and somewhere new. Only drawbacks I can see would be the lack of fried chicken shops open at 4AM when drunk, mental Christians, not being able to buy booze 24/7/365 and relocation costs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WaffenThinMint Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 (edited) 9 hours ago, Granny Danger said: E Schwimmbad. Es war ein Mann älter als ich und mit einem größeren Darm als ich trug ein kleines Paar Badehose. Ich bin nicht sicher, was durch den Kopf einer Person geht, um diese Art von Kleidung zu tragen. Es war kein erbaulicher Anblick. "It was a man older than me and with a bigger arse who wore a small pair of swimwear. I'm not sure what goes through the head of a person to wear this kind of clothing. It was not an edifying sight" This will shortly be followed with: "Der fette Deutsche von Room 203 wurde spontan vom Schwimmbad verbrannt. Mein Luftkissenboot ist voller Aale." Edited January 18, 2017 by WaffenThinMint 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 17 hours ago, AsimButtHitsASix said: What about my milk? Turns out Thatcher never stole the milk. She just covered it up... It looks like RandomGuy has just lost his title. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 18 minutes ago, (._.) said: It's too late just the cut the nails, he should have his hand confiscated. Ridiculous to walk around with nails like that, no wonder the cobbler looked his equal sexually. I no longer wish Penelopi to sign up here. Her fanny will be absolutely shredded if he's fingered her with nails like that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 Back to work today after 10 weeks off, I could genuinely cry. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tree house tam Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 1 hour ago, Dee Man said: It looks like RandomGuy has just lost his title. If you look close enough i'm sure there's Greek burds pubes under that monstrosity. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 3 hours ago, AsimButtHitsASix said: Saw a job going on Stornoway that's kinda similar to mine but less pay and a lot less responsibilities but, on the other hand, it gets me outta London and somewhere new. Only drawbacks I can see would be the lack of fried chicken shops open at 4AM when drunk, mental Christians, not being able to buy booze 24/7/365 and relocation costs. There's always the devil worship and ritual child abuse. They'd like you with those fingernails. You'd probably get promoted. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 On 1/16/2017 at 20:07, jamamafegan said: Currently unemployed and awaiting the dole. I've resorted to selling clothes on ebay to get some money. Tragic times for Jama. Update: just sold a Lacoste polo shirt for £3.70. THREE POUND SEVENTY PENCE. LACOSTE. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 Just now, jamamafegan said: Update: just sold a Lacoste polo shirt for £3.70. THREE POUND SEVENTY PENCE. LACOSTE. Go and get a pint for you and your pals. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddiemunster Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 Lowcoste 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 15 minutes ago, jamamafegan said: Update: just sold a Lacoste polo shirt for £3.70. THREE POUND SEVENTY PENCE. LACOSTE. Any nice size 10 shoes? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 23 minutes ago, jamamafegan said: Update: just sold a Lacoste polo shirt for £3.70. THREE POUND SEVENTY PENCE. LACOSTE. Hope you charged extra for P+P. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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