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Saw a very pregnant lassie smoking in the town today. Well, she was either pregnant, or has a massive abdominal tumour (possibly from all the smoking).

Pretty ballsy move these days. Don't remember the last time I saw that.

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A lass I used to work with smoked all the way through her pregnancy. Her husband too. The kid was born prematurely with undeveloped lungs so she had to quit her job to look after it. This included cleaning and vacuuming the house every day to cut down on the irritants to which the kid would be exposed.

Being stellar parents, they "only smoked outside now."

Pond life. 

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Was at some dancing shite in Musselburgh yesterday and the bairn won a sword trophy. Not a trophy sized sword but a real life actual sword. It was bigger than her and she couldn't lift it. Scenes when I had to go up and collect it. Felt like taking a few salt and sauce heads off.

Should've given it the full "There can only be one!"
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1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:

Was at some dancing shite in Musselburgh yesterday and the bairn won a sword trophy. Not a trophy sized sword but a real life actual sword. It was bigger than her and she couldn't lift it. Scenes when I had to go up and collect it. Felt like taking a few salt and sauce heads off.

^^^^^Big Jesse

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2 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:

Was at some dancing shite in Musselburgh yesterday and the bairn won a sword trophy. Not a trophy sized sword but a real life actual sword. It was bigger than her and she couldn't lift it. Scenes when I had to go up and collect it. Felt like taking a few salt and sauce heads off.

Saturday 9th December 2.00pm outside Tip Top, bring your fucking sword with ya.

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