Dee Man Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 11 minutes ago, ICTChris said: Viking warriors caving monks skulls in for the absolute sheer love of it. Great to see. If you posted the link to the video we could all enjoy it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 14 minutes ago, ICTChris said: Viking warriors caving monks skulls in for the absolute sheer love of it. Great to see. Seems unfair that IS get a bad name for those sort of japes. At least they post the videos though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DI Bruce Robertson Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 Just found (and am drinking in) a pub called P&B! ETA- they also sell Brewdog beer, which is pretty unusual here. Bad points- the barkeep is a very tidy lady, but absolutely honking service. Bit like Div, I guess. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 35 minutes ago, DI Bruce Robertson said: Just found (and am drinking in) a pub called P&B! ETA- they also sell Brewdog beer, which is pretty unusual here. Bad points- the barkeep is a very tidy lady, but absolutely honking service. Bit like Div, I guess. You've never seen Div, have you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjw Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 You've never seen Div, have you? Heard him on Off the ball. The perfect face for radio? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 Just now, mjw said: Heard him on Off the ball. The perfect face for radio? Possibly even too ugly for radio. Ban incoming. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DI Bruce Robertson Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 You've never seen Div, have you? No, I've not. Is he tidy? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 2 minutes ago, DI Bruce Robertson said: No, I've not. Is he tidy? No, he leaves crumbs in the bed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DI Bruce Robertson Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 No, he leaves crumbs in the bed. That's my pet hate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 3 hours ago, ICTChris said: Berserkers were legendary Viking warriors, fearless in battle and feted throughtout society for their martial prowess. ^^^Read How to Train Your Dragon 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DI Bruce Robertson Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 Not sure if this deserves its own thread, probably not.I just witnessed a fine bit of Karma.A bar I visit occasionally has a one metre hot-dog challenge. It's been running for approx 6 months and they have one "face" on the photo board.Today, a rather plump, loud, belligerent arsehile decided he would take the challenge. I've never seen this attempted before, so was intrigued when the metre board was brought out, with the hot-dog split into sections, some parts had salad in them, other parts had chilli & cheese & nachos. Overall, it was a massive undertaking. One that our fat arsehole friend thought he was up to....to the point that he had all his mates & wife chanting "Carl! Carl!" With his fat face devouring the "dog", time limit is 20mins, he got down to three small sections around the 17 minute mark, at which point his wife got right in his face to shout encouragement. The karma part is, at that point, fatso puked all over his missus. Scenes ensued from me & my mate who had been looking on in bewilderment throughout. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 19 hours ago, The_Kincardine said: And you're still a young yin. I bet between now and when you retire you'll have a career change. Well that was a while ago now. I was 30 when I started the access course. Re: your second sentence, I've been thinking about it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 I was under the impression that legally your avatar had to be a picture of yourself tbh. I am well fucking deformed 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 I am well fucking deformed You no the eagle on the top? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 I wish I was the man in my avatar :wub: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 You no the eagle on the top? The beak is about right. Thats about it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 3 hours ago, DI Bruce Robertson said: Not sure if this deserves its own thread, probably not. I just witnessed a fine bit of Karma. A bar I visit occasionally has a one metre hot-dog challenge. It's been running for approx 6 months and they have one "face" on the photo board. Today, a rather plump, loud, belligerent arsehile decided he would take the challenge. I've never seen this attempted before, so was intrigued when the metre board was brought out, with the hot-dog split into sections, some parts had salad in them, other parts had chilli & cheese & nachos. Overall, it was a massive undertaking. One that our fat arsehole friend thought he was up to....to the point that he had all his mates & wife chanting "Carl! Carl!" With his fat face devouring the "dog", time limit is 20mins, he got down to three small sections around the 17 minute mark, at which point his wife got right in his face to shout encouragement. The karma part is, at that point, fatso puked all over his missus. Scenes ensued from me & my mate who had been looking on in bewilderment throughout. A decent story, but as usual my laughter was reserved for the word "arsehile", which I find far more funny than I should 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 This is old news, but I've only just discovered it. The internet being what it is, it took me a minute to realise it's a spoof. Roy Orbison completely wrapped in cling-film 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 10 hours ago, Shandon Par said: <Not a million miles off. Whenever I see your avatar all I can see is Jeffrey from Rainbow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 (edited) 7 hours ago, DI Bruce Robertson said: A bar I visit occasionally has a one metre hot-dog challenge. It's been running for approx 6 months and they have one "face" on the photo board. A pizza place near us has a similar challenge which requires you to eat a mega pizza. From their website: – This 20″ diameter pizza is very massive – The depth of this pizza is over 3″ tall – It is stuffed with meats, cheese, and vegetables – It weighs in at around 14 pounds total Last time we were in, I asked the waiter how many people had managed it. He just rolled his eyes and said "I don't think anyone's even tried it - it's fuckin' gross man." (If you're planning on playing along at home; 14 pounds is 1 stone. I'd suggest you give other family members the opportunity to use the toilet beforehand.) Edited May 13, 2017 by Shotgun 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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