Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 8, 2017 Share Posted May 8, 2017 3 minutes ago, 19QOS19 said: Currently trying to get the garden sorted and today I was knocking down a wee wall. First swing with the sledgehammer and the top of the wall (kind of a paving slab) came flying off and startled an ant's nest. Fooking hunners of them and loads of eggs as well. Never seen an ant egg! The side of the wall came away and you could see the tunnels. I find ants pretty interesting wee creatures so felt pretty bad having to scold them to death! The picture's not the best but you get the idea. Coping stone. HTH. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted May 8, 2017 Share Posted May 8, 2017 Coping stone. HTH. When I saw you quoted my post I was fully expecting a post along the lines of "Are you posting this from the A and E wing?". Your standards are slipping Zen! But cheers for the info. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted May 8, 2017 Share Posted May 8, 2017 You don't murder an entire civilisation every day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 8, 2017 Share Posted May 8, 2017 1 minute ago, 19QOS19 said: When I saw you quoted my post I was fully expecting a post along the lines of "Are you posting this from the A and E wing?". Your standards are slipping Zen! But cheers for the info. I have to confess that when I got to 'sledgehammer' I thought 'what has the daft c**t done to himself now?' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted May 8, 2017 Share Posted May 8, 2017 You don't murder an entire civilisation every day. Only every other day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 8, 2017 Share Posted May 8, 2017 6 hours ago, philpy said: @throbber, don't listen to those c***s ripping you about your height pal. I'm only just under 5' 7" myself, you don't have to suffer alone. Mon the shortarses! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted May 8, 2017 Share Posted May 8, 2017 1 hour ago, 19QOS19 said: I find ants pretty interesting wee creatures so felt pretty bad having to scold them to death! Now that's what I call a severe talking to. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted May 8, 2017 Share Posted May 8, 2017 Now that's what I call a severe talking to. FFS. I'm retiring for the night. I'm having a 'mare on here tonight. G'night all! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blootoon87 Posted May 9, 2017 Share Posted May 9, 2017 I got outwitted by a bouncer on Friday night. He approached me and asked me to follow him as he wanted a quiet word. As I was pretty sure I had done nothing to cause him any anger, I agreed. He walked me outside and told me I wasn't getting back in. Sleekit b*****d. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted May 9, 2017 Share Posted May 9, 2017 I got outwitted by a bouncer on Friday night. He approached me and asked me to follow him as he wanted a quiet word. As I was pretty sure I had done nothing to cause him any anger, I agreed.He walked me outside and told me I wasn't getting back in. Sleekit b*****d. I had one tell me before it was a quid entry to a pub in Perth. Asked him if he had change of a tenner, he took it, told me I was too drunk to get in and told me to f**k off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 9, 2017 Share Posted May 9, 2017 I always find they take well when I tell bouncers they should be paying me to come into their shitey bar. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted May 9, 2017 Share Posted May 9, 2017 A group of us from work went to the cav at tollcross after our xmas night out, they had security folk with a sniffer dog on the door. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 9, 2017 Share Posted May 9, 2017 Had to get a train from Kirkcaldy this morning. They play an announcement that sounds like it was recorded by some very drunk, morbid women. "If ye see anything that looks wrong.... tell us... we'll sort it". Don't know if they're referring to broken chairs or suspicious packages but I'd have little confidence in them "sorting it". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted May 9, 2017 Share Posted May 9, 2017 1 hour ago, Shandon Par said: Had to get a train from Kirkcaldy this morning. They play an announcement that sounds like it was recorded by some very drunk, morbid women. "If ye see anything that looks wrong.... tell us... we'll sort it". Don't know if they're referring to broken chairs or suspicious packages but I'd have little confidence in them "sorting it". Report all the fuckwits who stand at the door in preparation for their stop immediately after the train leaves the preceding station. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted May 9, 2017 Share Posted May 9, 2017 42 minutes ago, Mark Connolly said: Report all the fuckwits who stand at the door in preparation for their stop immediately after the train leaves the preceding station. Worse than that are the folk who know roughly where the train will stop at their own station and they queue right in front of the fucking door in order to get on first, meaning those on the train can't get off. Scum. Sub human scum. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted May 9, 2017 Share Posted May 9, 2017 There is pretty much no savoury food that isn't improved by tabasco sauce. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 9, 2017 Share Posted May 9, 2017 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: I'd report all people wearing moccasins on a railway platform. Bar loafers today thank you. And a nice cardigan. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 9, 2017 Share Posted May 9, 2017 They are off their fucking heads. Hobbyhorsing: The unusual sport girls in Finland love. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-europe-39853880/the-unusual-sport-girls-in-finland-love 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted May 9, 2017 Share Posted May 9, 2017 (edited) My sister's changed her Facebook profile pic to a picture of her wearing shades - it genuinely looks like one of those 'Deal with it' gifs. Edited May 9, 2017 by paranoid android 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted May 9, 2017 Share Posted May 9, 2017 My sister's changed her Facebook profile pic to a picture of her wearing shades - it genuinely looks like one of those 'Deal with it' gifs. Can you PM me the picture? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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