Jimmy85 Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 16 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Jimmy can we see a picture of the front of your house please? Given your constant anger, and the seemingly idyllic setting in which you live, one must assume that the front looks like Aleppo You're confusing anger with brutal honesty. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DI Bruce Robertson Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 You're confusing anger with brutal honesty. I'll be brutally honest, your topiarist needs sacked!Not seen bushes so messy since my visit to Amsterdam in 1986. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 22 hours ago, paranoid android said: Genuinely saw a sign today warning of giant hogweed. Giant hogweed can burn the skin and leave it blistered/ sensitive to sunlight. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DI Bruce Robertson Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 Giant hogweed can burn the skin and leave it blistered/ sensitive to sunlight. No shit, Einstein. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 16 minutes ago, DI Bruce Robertson said: No shit, Einstein. That's no very nice. -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DI Bruce Robertson Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 That's no very nice. Sorry 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamaldo Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 No shit, Einstein. Actually thought it was a decent post. I'd never heard of hogweed before. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 25 minutes ago, DI Bruce Robertson said: No shit, Einstein. I don't think that's a symptom due to contact. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DI Bruce Robertson Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 Actually thought it was a decent post. I'd never heard of hogweed before. Maybe because I'm a country lad, I thought everyone knew that. I was warned as a youngster that touching Giant Hogweed could cause - mild skin irritation, rash, kidney failure, blindness, bad aids & a Tory government.Obviously these warnings haven't been passed on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 2 hours ago, Shandon Par said: Doesn't Fife look nice in the sun? @Hedgecutter can probably identify Jimmy's location as he'll have gone by on a bus one day. It is on a bus route actually. Got its own wee shelter and everything: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 It is on a bus route actually. Got its own wee shelter and everything: Hope the boy Google got done for defacing an otherwise lovely Fife bus stop? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 16 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: It is on a bus route actually. Got its own wee shelter and everything: How the f**k did you figure that out? Its not on a bus route anymore though. Service that served the villiage was pulled a while back. Only a school bus passes through now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 [emoji38] How the f**k did you figure that out? I'm big on hedges. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 Jimmy, I hope you don't suffer from hayfever. I started sneezing when i looked at that fuckin picture. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deanburn Dave Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 Cheese and pickle sandwiches are tasty but for a wee change try a nice sliced strong Cheddar on white bread with strawberry jam. Also works well with raspberry jam. Once you have mastered the cheese/jam ratio the branston pickle jar will be consigned to the back of the cupboard.And if you are a ham,cheese and pickle sandwich person get wacky with ham, cheese and cranberry sauce. #Delicous 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 1 minute ago, Deanburn Dave said: Cheese and pickle sandwiches are tasty but for a wee change try a nice sliced strong Cheddar on white bread with strawberry jam. Nope. A slice or two of strong cheddar with marmalade is acceptable, though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 Anybody tried the Branstons Beetroot pickle? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 12 hours ago, deej said: I finish Uni forever in a week. I have no idea what I want to do, or where I want to do it. Pfft..you've 44 years of working life ahead. My 16 yo was moaning that he doesn't know what he wants to do at Uni nor which A Levels he should take. My helpful response was along the lines of, "It doesn't actually matter that much, just study what enthralls you. You've lots of years to get it right". His maw is not impressed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 14 minutes ago, The_Kincardine said: Pfft..you've 44 years of working life ahead. My 16 yo was moaning that he doesn't know what he wants to do at Uni nor which A Levels he should take. My helpful response was along the lines of, "It doesn't actually matter that much, just study what enthralls you. You've lots of years to get it right". His maw is not impressed. Tell his maw to zip it. You're spot on there. I didn't settle on this career until I was 30. I don't think I even could have done it when I was younger. Let the boy enjoy what he does and make his own way. He'll be better for it in future. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 9 minutes ago, Lisa Cuddy said: Tell his maw to zip it. You're spot on there. I didn't settle on this career until I was 30. I don't think I even could have done it when I was younger. Let the boy enjoy what he does and make his own way. He'll be better for it in future. And you're still a young yin. I bet between now and when you retire you'll have a career change. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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