tree house tam Posted May 8, 2017 Share Posted May 8, 2017 Average height for a grown male adult in the UK is 5'9" with size 9 feet and a penis size of just over 5 inches when erect. Happily, I am above average but won't look down on shortarse, wee knobbed, tiny feet further up the thread. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 8, 2017 Share Posted May 8, 2017 I think that this was East Fife's feeder team. http://tour-scotland-photographs.blogspot.co.uk/2015/10/old-photograph-asylum-football-team.html 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted May 8, 2017 Share Posted May 8, 2017 1 hour ago, throbber said: Definitely not, I don't even consider 5'7 or 5'8 to be that short anyway. I know a few guys who have been 5'5 who have been very grumpy little men though. Midgets like yourself don't actually get to determine what counts as short though. Thanks for playing anyway. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted May 8, 2017 Share Posted May 8, 2017 If you're under 6 foot then you're short. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted May 8, 2017 Share Posted May 8, 2017 1 hour ago, Stellaboz said: I'm 6ft 1 and look down upon you weirdos. I'm 5'10 - I look up to you and down on them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 8, 2017 Share Posted May 8, 2017 Eazy E was only about 5ft 4 but claimed "the ho's are attracted, because when I'm all hard, my dick's at least a yard" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted May 8, 2017 Share Posted May 8, 2017 Midgets like yourself don't actually get to determine what counts as short though. Thanks for playing anyway. Well I can only assure you that I feel about average height when ever I look around. If I could change anything about myself it wouldn't be my height. I also have a straight posture which may be a subconscious thing so I appear to be the same height as 5'9 slouched s. If you're under 6 foot then you're short. Not the case in any country in the world. Just an incorrect claim. Out of the people who have contributed most to the world most of them have been under 6 foot. Lionel Messi, Tom Cruise and A. Hitler being perfect examples of this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted May 8, 2017 Share Posted May 8, 2017 Not the case in any country in the world. Just an incorrect claim. Out of the people who have contributed most to the world most of them have been under 6 foot. Lionel Messi, Tom Cruise and A. Hitler being perfect examples of this. Tom Cruise playing Jack Reacher has been the funniest miscasting of recent years. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted May 8, 2017 Share Posted May 8, 2017 3 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Tom Cruise playing Jack Reacher has been the funniest miscasting of recent years. It's not funny in the slightest. It's absolutely scandalous. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted May 8, 2017 Share Posted May 8, 2017 It's not funny in the slightest. It's absolutely scandalous. True, wrecks the subtlety of the character too. It's as thick and formulaic as the A team. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted May 8, 2017 Share Posted May 8, 2017 Throbber, it's okay, you are the same height as me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted May 8, 2017 Share Posted May 8, 2017 Throbber, it's okay, you are the same height as me. [emoji4] Not if I have my high heels on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted May 8, 2017 Share Posted May 8, 2017 4 hours ago, throbber said: I'm only 5 foot 7 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted May 8, 2017 Share Posted May 8, 2017 Tom Cruise playing Jack Reacher has been the funniest miscasting of recent years. I haven't seen it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted May 8, 2017 Share Posted May 8, 2017 Just now, throbber said: I haven't seen it. Oh you should. It will make a short arse like you feel good about yourself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted May 8, 2017 Share Posted May 8, 2017 I haven't seen it. Was it on a high shelf? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 8, 2017 Share Posted May 8, 2017 Silly auld c**t reverses of a cliff and survives. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cornwall-39846362 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted May 8, 2017 Share Posted May 8, 2017 Silly auld c**t reverses of a cliff and survives.http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cornwall-39846362 Fine photography by Wilbo Baggins. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aidan Posted May 8, 2017 Share Posted May 8, 2017 Anyone under 5'10" is a midget. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted May 8, 2017 Share Posted May 8, 2017 Currently trying to get the garden sorted and today I was knocking down a wee wall. First swing with the sledgehammer and the top of the wall (kind of a paving slab) came flying off and startled an ant's nest. Fooking hunners of them and loads of eggs as well. Never seen an ant egg! The side of the wall came away and you could see the tunnels. I find ants pretty interesting wee creatures so felt pretty bad having to scold them to death! The picture's not the best but you get the idea. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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