NJ2 Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 https://provieroadpod.com/category/dear-jocky/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 1 hour ago, Tynieness said: Away for an Indian and beer. Tomorrow away for an Indian and beer. Friday away for an Italian and some wine. ^^^^ Alcoholic with ethnic friends. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Wing Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 ^^^^ Alcoholic with ethnic friends. ^^^^ Alcoholic with no friends. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 Just now, Chicken Wing said: 2 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: ^^^^ Alcoholic with ethnic friends. ^^^^ Alcoholic with no friends. One of these two statements is true. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddiemunster Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 Member that time Peter kay cancelled his tour? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 29 minutes ago, G_Man1985 said: 1 hour ago, eddiemunster said: Member that time Peter kay cancelled his tour? Who? No, that’s Townsend. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killiefan27 Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 1 hour ago, eddiemunster said: Member that time Peter kay cancelled his tour? Dying? Or outed as a paedo/rapist/other wrong 'un? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 Bought a chocolate santa for the wee one. Opened it there and thought I had picked up some kind of erotic chocolate by mistake 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted December 14, 2017 Share Posted December 14, 2017 Probably more a RTBC but the channel ITVbe. Ay first it infuriated me as it appears to be a channel specifically for all those awful scripted 'reality' shows. But I've since decided it's a great move by ITV. Get all that shite in the one place so it doesn't clog up other channels. I have no idea what the "be" stands for or is supposed to mean but I can only assume it's a description of the viewers watching therefore it clearly stands for Braindead Eejits. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted December 14, 2017 Share Posted December 14, 2017 Meeting arseholes at ikea. Eh tried to get away fae you lot.Bolt Just can’t get away from the wife? Sore one. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted December 14, 2017 Share Posted December 14, 2017 5 hours ago, 19QOS19 said: Probably more a RTBC but the channel ITVbe. Ay first it infuriated me as it appears to be a channel specifically for all those awful scripted 'reality' shows. But I've since decided it's a great move by ITV. Get all that shite in the one place so it doesn't clog up other channels. I have no idea what the "be" stands for or is supposed to mean but I can only assume it's a description of the viewers watching therefore it clearly stands for Braindead Eejits. I thought that was ITV2? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 14, 2017 Share Posted December 14, 2017 Have any P&Bers been confronted by a parent like this? It's been voted NZ quote of the year. http://www.nme.com/news/tv/shortland-street-please-tell-me-that-is-not-your-penis-new-zealand-quote-year-viral-2171641 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 14, 2017 Share Posted December 14, 2017 8 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Dick Whittington panto jokes 'too smutty' for children http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-42349690 Best add to this so as not to offend some posters so an interesting offering was: "The main issue for us was the actual fondling of Jimmy Krankie's breasts..." she said. Hide contents I thought Robert Wagner had killed Natalie Wood. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted December 14, 2017 Share Posted December 14, 2017 Three crows and a magpie are noshing on the spilled bird seed underneath one of my feeders. Two of the crows are too busy eating to give a chuff but the third obviously has a problem with the magpie joining in and keeps trying to push him away. The magpie to his credit, is standing his ground, continually spreading out his wings in a full "'Mon then" pose. Fecking brilliant to watch. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 14, 2017 Share Posted December 14, 2017 It's not just bears that reside in Newton Mearns, there are gallus wee foxes as well. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-42277860 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted December 15, 2017 Share Posted December 15, 2017 Been a productive day at work. I made this; 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MSU Posted December 15, 2017 Share Posted December 15, 2017 1 minute ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Download the Plane Finder App. Hours of fun. I now time my 22.35 whisky to the time of the Aeromexico flight from Amsterdam steaming overhead. It was 5 minutes late last night, useless c***s. My apps of choice are Flightradar24 and LiveATC. With Flightradar24, you can point your camera to the sky and augmented reality gives you details of the flights overhead. But better still, you can select a flight and it'll give you a 3D view from the cockpit. Then you look up the flight on LiveATC and you can hear the pilot communicating with the tower. Funnily enough, last time I did that, there was whisky involved too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 15, 2017 Share Posted December 15, 2017 4 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Its Santa! Rudolph the bluenosed reindeer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted December 15, 2017 Share Posted December 15, 2017 5 minutes ago, McQuade said: Three?... Its the military spraying chemtrail poison into the atmosphere. Thank you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 15, 2017 Share Posted December 15, 2017 2 hours ago, MSU said: My apps of choice are Flightradar24 and LiveATC. With Flightradar24, you can point your camera to the sky and augmented reality gives you details of the flights overhead. But better still, you can select a flight and it'll give you a 3D view from the cockpit. Then you look up the flight on LiveATC and you can hear the pilot communicating with the tower. Funnily enough, last time I did that, there was whisky involved too. The view from the cockpit is just Google Maps isn't it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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