Sergeant Wilson Posted November 19, 2018 Share Posted November 19, 2018 3 minutes ago, ICTChris said: Any P&Bers been for a trip to York?https://www.yorkpress.co.uk/news/17234235.police-hunt-fat-naked-man-with-small-penis-who-masturbated-in-front-of-student-in-york/ Grassing cow! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted November 19, 2018 Share Posted November 19, 2018 It shocked her that much that she was only able to hang around for the 5 mins that he was there for! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted November 19, 2018 Share Posted November 19, 2018 3 hours ago, Margaret Thatcher said: Started at a new job today. On arrival got told the first thing I needed to do, to get my computer password, was telephone a colleague with the surname Widd. I laughed then quickly realised no-one else there would find that funny. Have creeped her on social media. Can confirm, I probably widd. Have you also got a colleague listed in the staff directory as "Picsor, GTF"? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 20, 2018 Share Posted November 20, 2018 Going to the dentist today due to a bit of filling being knocked out. Got the coveted 2.30 appointment slot! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted November 20, 2018 Share Posted November 20, 2018 37 minutes ago, Hand As Porn said: Going to the dentist today due to a bit of filling being knocked out. Got the coveted 2.30 appointment slot! I just zoomed in to see if that was a Betty Boo avatar then noticed you have the Ice T - Power album cover as your background pic. Nice. I might have said this before but that was an embossed cover which had the view of Ice -T, Evil E and Darlene in her thong from behind. I would quite confidently state that I have viewed the rear of that album more than any other. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 20, 2018 Share Posted November 20, 2018 15 minutes ago, Dee Man said: I just zoomed in to see if that was a Betty Boo avatar then noticed you have the Ice T - Power album cover as your background pic. Nice. I might have said this before but that was an embossed cover which had the view of Ice -T, Evil E and Darlene in her thong from behind. I would quite confidently state that I have viewed the rear of that album more than any other. I got Power on cassette from a stall in Turkey in about 1989. It was a knock-off - they'd just taped over another album and stuck a new cover on it. I'm sure Ice would have approved of the hustle anyway. The 2LiveCrew had a decent/similar cover but with more girls (naturally). I remember a misty eyed colleague telling me how she'd seen her in a milk bar near Kelty. IIRC her mum & gran were from around that way. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted November 20, 2018 Share Posted November 20, 2018 frankie Boyle is on tipping point 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted November 20, 2018 Share Posted November 20, 2018 3 hours ago, Dee Man said: I just zoomed in to see if that was a Betty Boo avatar then noticed you have the Ice T - Power album cover as your background pic. Nice. I might have said this before but that was an embossed cover which had the view of Ice -T, Evil E and Darlene in her thong from behind. I would quite confidently state that I have viewed the rear of that album more than any other. Good shout Spoiler 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oooooft Posted November 20, 2018 Share Posted November 20, 2018 19 hours ago, ICTChris said: Any P&Bers been for a trip to York?https://www.yorkpress.co.uk/news/17234235.police-hunt-fat-naked-man-with-small-penis-who-masturbated-in-front-of-student-in-york/ Lol. A link further down has the coppers apologising for describing his knob in the first article. https://www.yorkpress.co.uk/news/17235261.north-yorkshire-police-apologise-over-detailed-description-of-a-naked-mans-genitals/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted November 20, 2018 Share Posted November 20, 2018 3 minutes ago, Oooooft said: Lol. A link further down has the coppers apologising for describing his knob in the first article. https://www.yorkpress.co.uk/news/17235261.north-yorkshire-police-apologise-over-detailed-description-of-a-naked-mans-genitals/ I hope the first thing plod does is track down the people who complained, nap it's one of them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted November 20, 2018 Share Posted November 20, 2018 A lassie at work has the hairiest arms I've ever seen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MSU Posted November 20, 2018 Share Posted November 20, 2018 26 minutes ago, paranoid android said: A lassie at work has the hairiest arms I've ever seen. I used to work with a lassie who'd give Richard Keys' a run for his money in the hairy arms stakes. She apparently shaved her lightly hairy arms when she was a kid and they grew back in like a yeti. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted November 20, 2018 Share Posted November 20, 2018 There's a new lassie at work. Tits like coconuts Spoiler They're also quite partial to bacon rhind. Look after our feathered friends this winter. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted November 20, 2018 Share Posted November 20, 2018 1 minute ago, tamthebam said: There's a new lassie at work. Tits like coconuts Hide contents They're also quite partial to bacon rhind. Look after our feathered friends this winter. Boo. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 21, 2018 Share Posted November 21, 2018 I used to like Hi De Hi. Dirty Townie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted November 21, 2018 Share Posted November 21, 2018 At 2:23 in this video on the BBC we can clearly see a P&B poster has moved to Hartlepool. https://www.bbc.com/news/av/uk-46261480/hartlepool-the-town-where-police-don-t-come-out 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted November 21, 2018 Share Posted November 21, 2018 2 hours ago, Romeo said: At 2:23 in this video on the BBC we can clearly see a P&B poster has moved to Hartlepool. https://www.bbc.com/news/av/uk-46261480/hartlepool-the-town-where-police-don-t-come-out That is fucking rank. Tbh though, I was expecting to see a guy wearing green jeans or a female receiving a swift kick between her legs. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted November 21, 2018 Share Posted November 21, 2018 On Sunday, Sainsbury’s became the first supermarket in the UK to start selling insects for human consumption. I’ve just been to my local and picked up two packets. I’ll let you know how I get on. I’ve said for a while that this is the future right here and people of the west should embrace it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 21, 2018 Share Posted November 21, 2018 13 minutes ago, jamamafegan said: On Sunday, Sainsbury’s became the first supermarket in the UK to start selling insects for human consumption. I’ve just been to my local and picked up two packets. I’ll let you know how I get on. I’ve said for a while that this is the future right here and people of the west should embrace it. Not sure what kind of shop sold them but crickets were on sale for consumption in Ayr in the post-war period. Dipped in chocolate too if you wanted. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted November 21, 2018 Share Posted November 21, 2018 So I’ve just tried them. V tasty I have to say. It’s just like eating BBQ crisps really. My main complaint would be at the price - it’s 1.50 for a bag and that only gets you 12g. At the moment it’s a bit gimmicky to eat these but in time I think these will become more popular and hopefully the prices will come down. Would definitely recommend that people go and give them a shot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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