Sergeant Wilson Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Boghead ranter said: My dear old mum used to have one of them! Well how come you don't know how to slice a fucking egg then? Anyway, mash them up with some butter and spread on your piece. Edited February 8, 2019 by Sergeant Wilson 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 You should patent that idea...oh wait!what voodoo is this? that yolks well attached to the white 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 58 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: You should patent that idea...oh wait! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 (edited) I sent a letter special delivery yesterday, the Post Office wanted £18.36 guaranteed by 9am, or £6.50 by 1pm. I opted for the £6.50 option, my letter was delivered at 08:15. Bunch of chancers. Edited February 8, 2019 by Zen Archer for being a dozy c**t. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 I sent a letter special delivery yesterday, the Post Office wanted £18.36 guaranteed by 9pm, or £6.50 by 1pm. I opted for the £6.50 option, my letter was delivered at 08:15. Bunch of chancers.Go and shit through one of their post boxes, that will teach them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 2 minutes ago, Zen Archer said: I sent a letter special delivery yesterday, the Post Office wanted £18.36 guaranteed by 9pm, or £6.50 by 1pm. I opted for the £6.50 option, my letter was delivered at 08:15. Bunch of chancers. Seems odd that they'd charge more for a later delivery. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 Just now, Miguel Sanchez said: Seems odd that they'd charge more for a later delivery. Fucksake, well spotted. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 Ryan Giggs' brother is the new brand ambassador for Paddy Power. I shit you not, this is possibly the best thing I have ever seen. 16 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambomo Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 Ryan Giggs' brother is the new brand ambassador for Paddy Power. I shit you not, this is possibly the best thing I have ever seen. That is marvellous. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 Wandering Cock! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 This week's helping of Dumfries Motorists: The Worst in Scotland. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 12 minutes ago, 19QOS19 said: This week's helping of Dumfries Motorists: The Worst in Scotland. That sort of shit goes on outside the gym I go to all the time ( for fellow seaside leaguers, across the road from Ochilview). There's a small car park right outside (shared with a couple of shops), and a massive Asda car park about 100m away. If all spaces are taken, then the parent/child and disabled spaces get taken. They're full too? No worries, just park on the disabled access pavement. You're going to the gym FFS, why are you worrying about walking an extra 100m? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 Saw Jimeoin at the Pavilion in Glasgow tonight. Superb 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 1 hour ago, 19QOS19 said: This week's helping of Dumfries Motorists: The Worst in Scotland. That pink car's quite inventively managed not to get in anyone's way if the car park is full. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 That sort of shit goes on outside the gym I go to all the time ( for fellow seaside leaguers, across the road from Ochilview). There's a small car park right outside (shared with a couple of shops), and a massive Asda car park about 100m away. If all spaces are taken, then the parent/child and disabled spaces get taken. They're full too? No worries, just park on the disabled access pavement. You're going to the gym FFS, why are you worrying about walking an extra 100m? That pink car's quite inventively managed not to get in anyone's way if the car park is full. In the defence, the parking situation at the hospital is fucking abysmal. Only our council could build a hospital in fields surrounded by nothing and not make enough parking spaces. The black car isn't really too bad but the other one is hilariously bad. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 (edited) 6 minutes ago, 19QOS19 said: In the defence, the parking situation at the hospital is fucking abysmal. Only our council could build a hospital in fields surrounded by nothing and not make enough parking spaces. The black car isn't really too bad but the other one is hilariously bad. Raigmore in Inverness is the same, you could drive around for an hour to find an empty spot and miss an appointment, so folk park on grass banks or anything they can find. Wasn't as bad when they charged for it, now people use it as a park and ride. The black car is blocking wheelchairs and pedestrians btw, the pink one isn't blocking anyone. Edited February 8, 2019 by welshbairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 Raigmore in Inverness is the same, you could drive around for an hour to find an empty spot and miss an appointment, so folk park on grass banks or anything they can find. Wasn't as bad when they charged for it, now people use it as a park and ride. The black car is blocking wheelchairs and pedestrians btw, the pink one isn't blocking anyone.You're right. There's a wee bit of room to the side but I certainly don't condone it. It just seems to be the done thing up there now. I actually burst out laughing in disbelief with the pink one as it looks like the driver had cracked and thought 'f**k it, it's getting dumped here!'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PB1994 Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 Wandering Cock!The boarded up Tiki Bar was my particular favourite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted February 9, 2019 Share Posted February 9, 2019 (edited) 25 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Raigmore in Inverness is the same, you could drive around for an hour to find an empty spot and miss an appointment, so folk park on grass banks or anything they can find. Wasn't as bad when they charged for it, now people use it as a park and ride. The black car is blocking wheelchairs and pedestrians btw, the pink one isn't blocking anyone. The owner of the black car is clearly not giving a f**k about wheelchairs or mothers with prams. He/she could've done exactly what the white car further ahead did and just park it on the road. It deserves to be attacked with brake fluid for the shite parking but more so for those stupid white lines that might look alright on a Ford Mustang but not a fucking Vauxhall Corsa or whatever it is. Edited February 9, 2019 by Dee Man 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 9, 2019 Share Posted February 9, 2019 My mum accidentally parked in a doctor’s space at hospital once. She hadn’t noticed one of those little barrier pole things that drop flat. Doctor obviously took objection and erected his pole, barricading her car in the space. Only she never noticed, reversed back, hit it, panicked and after damaging much of the surroundings managed to impale her car on the wee barrier. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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