Boghead ranter Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 I'm on a conference call with techy people from across Europe. For the last hour I've been wondering why the Dutch guy is going on about "Felching issues", and have just realised he's actually been going on about "File share issues". 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 @Bairnardo had a wild time in his younger days. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4201046/Judy-Garland-molested-Wizards-Oz-munchkins.html 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 8 minutes ago, Boghead ranter said: I'm on a conference call with techy people from across Europe. For the last hour I've been wondering why the Dutch guy is going on about "Felching issues", and have just realised he's actually been going on about "File share issues". Highly doubt a Dutch guy has "felching issues"* *Racial stereotyping based purely on my youth watching red hot and Dutch! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 On 02/12/2018 at 08:32, Melanius Mullarkey said: Tommy Cooper on the bench Not that bench, that bench! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 (edited) 2 hours ago, Romeo said: 3 hours ago, Swarley said: First rule of P&B... Don't reply to Bennett? Apart from not replying to bennett Edited December 4, 2018 by Jacksgranda sllepnig 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 1 hour ago, Boghead ranter said: I'm on a conference call with techy people from across Europe. For the last hour I've been wondering why the Dutch guy is going on about "Felching issues", and have just realised he's actually been going on about "File share issues". Bloody foreigners not speaking properly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 36 minutes ago, Bold Rover said: Bloody foreigners not speaking English properly. They are probably passable in their own diddy languages... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 On 03/12/2018 at 16:29, Tony Ferrino said: To banish any remaining monday blues. Similarly: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 7 hours ago, IainMorton said: Having toast and nutella for breakfast this morning, I didn't know you were a child. 6 hours ago, ICTJohnboy said: I always used to blame the dog when these things happened. You feed chocolate to your dog? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 26 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: I didn't know you were a child. You feed chocolate to your dog? Naaah... Pedigree Original with mixer biscuits. Still makes skidmarks on the carpet when scratching her arse. Fucking dogs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 35 minutes ago, ICTJohnboy said: Naaah... Pedigree Original with mixer biscuits. Still makes skidmarks on the carpet when scratching her arse. Fucking dogs. Get a cat, solve all your life issues and no more skidmarks on the carpet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 29 minutes ago, Romeo said: Get a cat, solve all your life issues and no more skidmarks on the carpet. Had a few pussies over the years - they're not so good at fetching your slippers when required. Our present pooch is very good at that, although she does have a tendency to slaver all over them or chew them - especially if she doesn't get rewarded with a treat for her trouble. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 1 hour ago, Miguel Sanchez said: I didn't know you were a child. I didn’t know there was an age limit to eating nutella. Will need to check the jar. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 Makes you proudhttp://bit.ly/2Rypq7z 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted December 5, 2018 Share Posted December 5, 2018 Not sure where but somebody made reference an Australian podcast called The Teacher’s Pet. Today, 36 years late, the police arrested the husband. https://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-12-05/chris-dawson-arrested-murder-charges-teachers-pet-podcast/10584024 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted December 5, 2018 Share Posted December 5, 2018 Weird. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted December 5, 2018 Share Posted December 5, 2018 130,000 children in the U.K. will be homeless and in temporary accommodation over the festive period. A sad indictment on our broken and fucked up society. Maybe posters can consider a food bank/toy bank donation. Maybe it’s only scratching the surface but it will help someone. https://www.theguardian.com/society/2018/dec/05/130000-homeless-children-to-be-in-temporary-lodgings-over-christmas 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted December 5, 2018 Share Posted December 5, 2018 20 hours ago, welshbairn said: @Bairnardo had a wild time in his younger days. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4201046/Judy-Garland-molested-Wizards-Oz-munchkins.html If you just read the text in the link, rather than clicking on it, you get a totally different idea of the story! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted December 5, 2018 Share Posted December 5, 2018 17 hours ago, Miguel Sanchez said: I didn't know you were a child. Did you think he came into the world fully-grown? I think you meant to say "I didn't know you ARE a child" - though as the OP says there is no age limit on eating Nutella. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted December 5, 2018 Share Posted December 5, 2018 Eating toast with chocolate on it for breakfast is for children. Sorry. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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