Oooooft Posted November 20, 2018 Share Posted November 20, 2018 19 hours ago, ICTChris said: Any P&Bers been for a trip to York?https://www.yorkpress.co.uk/news/17234235.police-hunt-fat-naked-man-with-small-penis-who-masturbated-in-front-of-student-in-york/ Lol. A link further down has the coppers apologising for describing his knob in the first article. https://www.yorkpress.co.uk/news/17235261.north-yorkshire-police-apologise-over-detailed-description-of-a-naked-mans-genitals/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted November 20, 2018 Share Posted November 20, 2018 3 minutes ago, Oooooft said: Lol. A link further down has the coppers apologising for describing his knob in the first article. https://www.yorkpress.co.uk/news/17235261.north-yorkshire-police-apologise-over-detailed-description-of-a-naked-mans-genitals/ I hope the first thing plod does is track down the people who complained, nap it's one of them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted November 20, 2018 Share Posted November 20, 2018 A lassie at work has the hairiest arms I've ever seen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MSU Posted November 20, 2018 Share Posted November 20, 2018 26 minutes ago, paranoid android said: A lassie at work has the hairiest arms I've ever seen. I used to work with a lassie who'd give Richard Keys' a run for his money in the hairy arms stakes. She apparently shaved her lightly hairy arms when she was a kid and they grew back in like a yeti. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted November 20, 2018 Share Posted November 20, 2018 There's a new lassie at work. Tits like coconuts Spoiler They're also quite partial to bacon rhind. Look after our feathered friends this winter. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted November 20, 2018 Share Posted November 20, 2018 1 minute ago, tamthebam said: There's a new lassie at work. Tits like coconuts Hide contents They're also quite partial to bacon rhind. Look after our feathered friends this winter. Boo. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 21, 2018 Share Posted November 21, 2018 I used to like Hi De Hi. Dirty Townie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted November 21, 2018 Share Posted November 21, 2018 At 2:23 in this video on the BBC we can clearly see a P&B poster has moved to Hartlepool. https://www.bbc.com/news/av/uk-46261480/hartlepool-the-town-where-police-don-t-come-out 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted November 21, 2018 Share Posted November 21, 2018 2 hours ago, Romeo said: At 2:23 in this video on the BBC we can clearly see a P&B poster has moved to Hartlepool. https://www.bbc.com/news/av/uk-46261480/hartlepool-the-town-where-police-don-t-come-out That is fucking rank. Tbh though, I was expecting to see a guy wearing green jeans or a female receiving a swift kick between her legs. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted November 21, 2018 Share Posted November 21, 2018 On Sunday, Sainsbury’s became the first supermarket in the UK to start selling insects for human consumption. I’ve just been to my local and picked up two packets. I’ll let you know how I get on. I’ve said for a while that this is the future right here and people of the west should embrace it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 21, 2018 Share Posted November 21, 2018 13 minutes ago, jamamafegan said: On Sunday, Sainsbury’s became the first supermarket in the UK to start selling insects for human consumption. I’ve just been to my local and picked up two packets. I’ll let you know how I get on. I’ve said for a while that this is the future right here and people of the west should embrace it. Not sure what kind of shop sold them but crickets were on sale for consumption in Ayr in the post-war period. Dipped in chocolate too if you wanted. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted November 21, 2018 Share Posted November 21, 2018 So I’ve just tried them. V tasty I have to say. It’s just like eating BBQ crisps really. My main complaint would be at the price - it’s 1.50 for a bag and that only gets you 12g. At the moment it’s a bit gimmicky to eat these but in time I think these will become more popular and hopefully the prices will come down. Would definitely recommend that people go and give them a shot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted November 21, 2018 Share Posted November 21, 2018 On Sunday, Sainsbury’s became the first supermarket in the UK to start selling insects for human consumption. I’ve just been to my local and picked up two packets. I’ll let you know how I get on. I’ve said for a while that this is the future right here and people of the west should embrace it.wid 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted November 21, 2018 Share Posted November 21, 2018 I used to have a pet lizard and I would feed him live crickets that would be sent to me in the mail, never once did I try eating one but I really wish I had now. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted November 21, 2018 Share Posted November 21, 2018 8 minutes ago, jamamafegan said: So I’ve just tried them. V tasty I have to say. It’s just like eating BBQ crisps really. My main complaint would be at the price - it’s 1.50 for a bag and that only gets you 12g. At the moment it’s a bit gimmicky to eat these but in time I think these will become more popular and hopefully the prices will come down. Would definitely recommend that people go and give them a shot. Why not just eat BBQ crisps then and save yourself a few bob? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 21, 2018 Share Posted November 21, 2018 4 minutes ago, throbber said: I used to have a pet lizard and I would feed him live crickets that would be sent to me in the mail, never once did I try eating one but I really wish I had now. Did Mrs throbber sit on it or eat it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted November 21, 2018 Share Posted November 21, 2018 Did Mrs throbber sit on it or eat it? Nah this was when I was a teenager, was a pretty cool pet to have at the time but can’t imagine I’ll be getting one ever again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted November 21, 2018 Share Posted November 21, 2018 (edited) 19 minutes ago, jamamafegan said: So I’ve just tried them. V tasty I have to say. It’s just like eating BBQ crisps really. My main complaint would be at the price - it’s 1.50 for a bag and that only gets you 12g. At the moment it’s a bit gimmicky to eat these but in time I think these will become more popular and hopefully the prices will come down. Would definitely recommend that people go and give them a shot. I tried crickets and mealworms at some science thing in Dundee last year. I would agree they were quite tasty. The only annoying thing was that bits of the crispy skin/shells got stuck between my newly flossed teeth. ETA Anybody tried the midgie coated burgers in Argyll? https://www.scotsman.com/lifestyle/scottish-hotel-adds-midge-burgers-to-the-summer-menu-1-4757558 Edited November 21, 2018 by Melanius Mullarkey 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted November 21, 2018 Share Posted November 21, 2018 Why not just eat BBQ crisps then and save yourself a few bob?Because the crickets are high in protein #gainz 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted November 21, 2018 Share Posted November 21, 2018 Just now, jamamafegan said: Because the crickets are high in protein #gainz Fair dos. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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