Florentine_Pogen Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2019/mar/12/i-met-my-girlfriends-parents-and-realised-i-had-once-slept-with-her-father?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other“Daddy, meet my lovely new boyfriend....” [emoji44] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 (edited) 17 minutes ago, Florentine_Pogen said: https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2019/mar/12/i-met-my-girlfriends-parents-and-realised-i-had-once-slept-with-her-father?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other “Daddy, meet my lovely new boyfriend....” So what would you do? If I was him I'd keep going out with her if I was in love with the girl, the father is hardly going to out himself as shagging young men behind his wife's back, I would have probably told the lassie that I was bi by now though Edited April 9, 2019 by Adam101 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 16 minutes ago, Adam101 said: So what would you do? If I was him I'd keep going out with her if I was in love with the girl, the father is hardly going to out himself as shagging young men behind his wife's back, I would have probably told the lassie that I was bi by now though How would you raise the subject? "Ooh baby you suck cock even better than your dad? Wait.. where are you going? I meant it as a compliment..." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 YAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. Poacher killed by elephant then eaten by lions. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-47843999"A search party struggled to find the body but eventually found a human skull and a pair of trousers"We've all been there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 10 hours ago, akredz said: the only things that got taken were a few bottles of wine, a couple of bottles of Springbank 21 malts and a couple of bottles of fancy bourbons. No cheese stolen? We can eliminate one suspect right away... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 10 hours ago, tamthebam said: that's going to be the epitaph for @Melanius Mullarkey you know... Does this mean there's a pair going spare? Colourwise, they are probably brown interior but nothing a quick wash through with Daz wouldnt shift. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 7 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Does this mean there's a pair going spare? Colourwise, they are probably brown interior but nothing a quick wash through with Daz wouldnt shift. Is Daz your manservant, what with you being Tayside royalty now? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 1 hour ago, Shandon Par said: How would you raise the subject? "Ooh baby you suck cock even better than your dad? Wait.. where are you going? I meant it as a compliment..." That's why I would stay quiet about the whole thing 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 That's why I would stay quiet about the whole thingAnd what if your ex-lover father-in-law to-be fancied hitting on you now and again ? 🤷♂️[emoji44][emoji56] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 2 hours ago, Florentine_Pogen said: https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2019/mar/12/i-met-my-girlfriends-parents-and-realised-i-had-once-slept-with-her-father?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other “Daddy, meet my lovely new boyfriend....” Peak Granuiad. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 Ironic or what? https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-47864761 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 11 minutes ago, Florentine_Pogen said: FTFY. I cant even get the misspelled version correct. I should be promoted to Editer in Cheif with imediate affect. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 Ironic or what?https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-47864761To be known from this day on as Danny Drunkdriver.Stupid sod. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 1 hour ago, Shandon Par said: Is Daz your manservant, what with you being Tayside royalty now? I only employ svelt Eastern European females to clean my smalls. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 13 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: I only employ svelte Eastern European females to clean my smalls. They performed for some end of year ball at a friend's sports club. Unconfirmed if any bums were touched. And a wee FTFY too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 30 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: They performed for some end of year ball at a friend's sports club. Unconfirmed if any bums were touched. And a wee FTFY too. Thanks for dropping in that e, there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 50 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: I only employ svelt Eastern European females to clean my smalls. ^^^Lembit Opik 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 Wonder who would come up with an idea like this? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 Wonder who would come up with an idea like this? A wanking machine. I think we’ve hit peak humanity. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 32 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Wonder who would come up with an idea like this? 1 minute ago, Scary Bear said: A wanking machine. I think we’ve hit peak humanity. Might trade the wife in tbh..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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