Jambo Stu Posted May 2, 2011 Share Posted May 2, 2011 Despite the fact I've spent about 600 quid on my mum on her birthday I've apparently ruined her birthday because I told her I was watching the football and wasn't going outside to pressure wash the slabs at the front door. 600 quid!? What the f**k did you get her? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted May 2, 2011 Share Posted May 2, 2011 I also managed to get you sensors for the front of your car so you don't hit motorbikes 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted May 2, 2011 Share Posted May 2, 2011 600 quid!? What the f**k did you get her? Indeed. I doubt I spent that amount on my mother's birthdays in her entire life. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turbo_dee Posted May 2, 2011 Share Posted May 2, 2011 Paid for a spa weekend for her and her pal at some big posh hotel that cost 250 each then bought her a new stereo for her car. Wish I hadn't bothered now! Not spoke since earlier on. Ah well. Have you considered kicking your mum in the pie? That ought to teach that bitch a lesson. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted May 2, 2011 Share Posted May 2, 2011 Aero have a new bar out called an Aero Biscuit. It's Aero chocolate on a layer of biscuit. It's just an Echo bar with a different name. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampy Posted May 2, 2011 Share Posted May 2, 2011 (edited) Despite the fact I've spent about 600 quid on my mum on her birthday I've apparently ruined her birthday because I told her I was watching the football and wasn't going outside to pressure wash the slabs at the front door. You keep letting the women in your life take a lend of you like that and youve a hard life ahead of you... I read woodside's post before I read yours. I assumed this was just woodside's usual scrambling to be relevant and vaguely hard, but instead his post has now prompted vigourous, nodding agreement. For f**k's sake, £600? Pressure? Slabs? Get the f**k outside, Gilbert. Edited May 2, 2011 by Swampy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Brightside Posted May 3, 2011 Share Posted May 3, 2011 £600?! GTF! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted May 3, 2011 Share Posted May 3, 2011 £600 birthday present and her birthdays ruined because of some slabs? Get yer maw telt, shocking behaviour. What a fucking cheek. You were crazy to spend that amount in the first place anyway, I've spent 30 quid at the most for my mums birthday. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeadStar Posted May 3, 2011 Share Posted May 3, 2011 Would I f**k spend 3 months rent on my maws birthday. Also would I f**k expect anyone to spend that on me, I'm happy with a card. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullywee Posted May 3, 2011 Share Posted May 3, 2011 i'd take the slabs off, place your maw's carcass on the ground then re-lay them if i was you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottR96 Posted May 3, 2011 Share Posted May 3, 2011 I spent £50 on my mum's birthday this year, only because it was 2 days after Christmas and I could afford it due to the ridiculous amount of money I get at Christmas. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calum_gers Posted May 3, 2011 Share Posted May 3, 2011 Print this page off. Tell her she's a boot, demand a steak for your dinner tomorrow and a full apology. If she refuses, give the Spa day to C.Muir and Sir Kevin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottR96 Posted May 3, 2011 Share Posted May 3, 2011 I'm sure the other paying customers would appreciate the shite smeared up the sauna wall's. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted May 3, 2011 Share Posted May 3, 2011 If I spent £600 on ma maws birthday she'd probably kick my head in. Unnecessary extravagance is not something my mum takes lightly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gall09 Posted May 3, 2011 Share Posted May 3, 2011 "You... you're always daein trains and tunnels... WI SUMDIE'S MAW!" Great stuff again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted May 3, 2011 Share Posted May 3, 2011 Car drivers who attach Mickey Mouse Ears to their aerial are tossers. That is all. Thank you for reading. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted May 3, 2011 Share Posted May 3, 2011 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyblair Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 Off to Birmingham for the day for a Regional Meeting. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chico Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 May the 4th be with you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottR96 Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 My Standard Grade's begin today. Math's. I'm beyond rubbish at this subject and although I've studied, I'm absolutely shitting myself that I'll make an arse of it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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