Stellaboz Posted February 25, 2021 Share Posted February 25, 2021 1 minute ago, Shandon Par Decorator said: I was probably too busy eating a birdie and checking my phone and talking to the dog to notice you, sorry. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted February 25, 2021 Share Posted February 25, 2021 I found out last night that the collective noun for flamingos is "Flamboyance" and I think it's great. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted February 25, 2021 Share Posted February 25, 2021 (edited) One of the first things I'm doing when the cooncil boundary ban is over is getting a Stephen's bridie*. I believe that the Co-op in Kinross, where they have a wee Stephen's bakery thing beside the till, is my most local source (a mere 100 miles away). *correct name, nane o' this 'bradie' nonsense that you get up in the NE-proper Edited February 25, 2021 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted February 25, 2021 Share Posted February 25, 2021 I found out last night that the collective noun for flamingos is "Flamboyance" and I think it's great. Collective nouns are great craic 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G51 Posted February 25, 2021 Share Posted February 25, 2021 (edited) On 19/02/2021 at 11:58, G51 said: He’ll be back in two weeks with a new account. Well, he's beaten expectations. Edited February 25, 2021 by G51 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 25, 2021 Share Posted February 25, 2021 17 minutes ago, G51 said: Well, he's beaten expectations. Just to save some time, which account? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moomintroll Posted February 25, 2021 Share Posted February 25, 2021 17 minutes ago, G51 said: Well, he's beaten expectations. Haven't noticed anyone new posting in oor Grahames inimitable style. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted February 25, 2021 Share Posted February 25, 2021 1 hour ago, Stellaboz said: #notallcartooncats 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted February 25, 2021 Share Posted February 25, 2021 I truly hope Sylvester's owners were hauled over the coals and taken to court regarding their pets behaviour. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10menwent2mow Posted February 25, 2021 Share Posted February 25, 2021 I just got asked for I.D to buy booze in Asda, I didn't have any on me, I'm 36. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 25, 2021 Share Posted February 25, 2021 2 hours ago, Shandon Par Decorator said: I’m so busy now I’m getting offers all the time. Booked up for a while and just going for the ones that really appeal. The decorating business is going fine too. I can show you how to get a fag stain effect ceiling? I’m sure the customers will come flocking. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted February 25, 2021 Share Posted February 25, 2021 (edited) 1 hour ago, Hedgecutter said: One of the first things I'm doing when the cooncil boundary ban is over is getting a Stephen's bridie*. I believe that the Co-op in Kinross, where they have a wee Stephen's bakery A Bridie from Fife and you'll drive past Forfar? Edited February 25, 2021 by The Skelpit Lug Oops, Fife bakery. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted February 25, 2021 Share Posted February 25, 2021 Forfar bridies are fucking dung. I'd rather go a cornish pasty. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted February 25, 2021 Share Posted February 25, 2021 What hell looks like. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted February 25, 2021 Share Posted February 25, 2021 Just flatten the whole thing, do away with the markings and an Arc de Triumph like free-for-all. Without the Arc. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted February 25, 2021 Share Posted February 25, 2021 31 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: Forfar bridies are fucking dung. I'd rather go a cornish pasty. Ditch both and have a horny patsy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted February 25, 2021 Share Posted February 25, 2021 Ditch both and have a horny patsy. Hornish Fatsy IMO 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theroadlesstravelled Posted February 25, 2021 Share Posted February 25, 2021 20 minutes ago, Mr. Alli said: Ditch both and have a horny patsy. Kensit? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyle Lanley Posted February 25, 2021 Share Posted February 25, 2021 Mr Potato Head is now gender neutral. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moomintroll Posted February 25, 2021 Share Posted February 25, 2021 5 minutes ago, Lyle Lanley said: Potato Head is now gender neutral. FTFY 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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