Donnyarb Posted September 23, 2011 Share Posted September 23, 2011 My wife is 22 and just got car insurance for £1350 You have a wife?! I didn't know that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted September 23, 2011 Author Share Posted September 23, 2011 There is a pub outside Glasgow Central called Ad Lib. It's pretentious, unfriendly and expensive. I'm suing them for passing off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted September 23, 2011 Share Posted September 23, 2011 It appears that you are missing something. Racist jokes are likely to feature in a sick jokes thread. Wow. I'm genuinely shocked that someone can be this thick. It's not the racist jokes that people are taking issue with. It's the blatant racist comments that are made on the thread, outwith the jokes. Just because the thread is called 'Sick Jokes' it doesn't give anyone carte blanche to be a racist cretin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted September 23, 2011 Share Posted September 23, 2011 There is a pub outside Glasgow Central called Ad Lib. It's pretensions, unfriendly and expensive. It's a good job there isn't a pub called Supras Deals of a medicinal kind would be encouraged in the bogs, that's for sure. Oh man, this better not start a 'If P&B posters were pubs what would they be like?' thread... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
South Lanarkshire Jag Posted September 24, 2011 Share Posted September 24, 2011 Aye but how much is the motor? Under £7,000. You're 22 though Still in the typical 17-25 "lets hammer them for insurance group" My wife is 22 and just got car insurance for £1350 Ouch, that's steep. I presume it's because it's a more powerful engine, due to being a bigger car to cart you and the kid around? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stimpy Posted September 24, 2011 Share Posted September 24, 2011 I'm 36 and just got my first car which is a 1.6 Focus and my insurance is £800 for the year. Don't think it matters how old you are they are always going to screw you the first year until they find out if you can drive or not. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigkillie Posted September 24, 2011 Share Posted September 24, 2011 Fucking hell. I expected racist jokes, what I didn't expect was blatant racist comments from one poster in particular. I've seen quite a few racist-ish comment from him in other parts of the board too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshmallo Posted September 24, 2011 Share Posted September 24, 2011 I've seen quite a few racist-ish comment from him in other parts of the board too. "Top five black goalkeepers" and his catchphrase being "Crazy African" were giveaways. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nessies long lost ghost Posted September 24, 2011 Share Posted September 24, 2011 Found a fiver walking past the chippy on the way from Dens today 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted September 24, 2011 Share Posted September 24, 2011 Just finished watching the last episode of "The Big Bang Theory" Roll on season 5 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 24, 2011 Share Posted September 24, 2011 Found a fiver walking past the chippy on the way from Dens today Walking? Are you sure it wasn't just being blown by the wind. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted September 24, 2011 Share Posted September 24, 2011 Brand new corsa - £900 If i pass my test on Wednesday that'll be getting bought my test is on Wednesday too, we do nothing to dispel rumours of us being one and the same. Oh aye and the corsas a brilliant wee car, it's what I have learnt in, prefer it to my mum Clio everyday of the week. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fraser_smfc Posted September 24, 2011 Share Posted September 24, 2011 There is a pub outside Glasgow Central called Ad Lib. It's pretensions, unfriendly and expensive. So like most pubs in Glasgow city centre and the west end? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nessies long lost ghost Posted September 24, 2011 Share Posted September 24, 2011 Walking? Are you sure it wasn't just being blown by the wind. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted September 24, 2011 Share Posted September 24, 2011 Found a fiver walking past the chippy on the way from Dens today That reminds me, I won a fiver at the Dundee casino last night on my first ever trip to a casino was a great laugh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aloysius Snuffleupagus Posted September 25, 2011 Share Posted September 25, 2011 I'm 36 and just got my first car which is a 1.6 Focus and my insurance is £800 for the year. Don't think it matters how old you are they are always going to screw you the first year until they find out if you can drive or not. £800 is miles better than what the young kids are being quoted and reflects the relative risk. Indeed, were I to lose my no-claims bonus, I'd be paying about £800 too (I'm also in my late 30s). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted September 25, 2011 Share Posted September 25, 2011 If it's any indication, I my mums insurance will go up by £1100 when she puts me on one I pass. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reynard Posted September 25, 2011 Share Posted September 25, 2011 A friend of mine died last week at the age of 40. He was one of the funniest blokes I have ever met, brilliant company. Turned out he had a heart problem which he was operated on a few years back but it eventually killed him. Leaves a wife and a young son. Have to go round and visit them this afternoon which will be fairly horrific I think. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Long live the 69 Posted September 25, 2011 Share Posted September 25, 2011 I ejaculate at the thought of Rafael Scheidt. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wunfellaff Posted September 25, 2011 Share Posted September 25, 2011 I ejaculate at the thought of Rafael Scheidt. Strangely enough, he ended his career at the club Derek Riordan is now at in China. There. You. Go. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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