Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 29, 2022 Share Posted July 29, 2022 5 hours ago, KnightswoodVanBear said: . He's 6. When do we lose that wonderful innocence? The bairn is 12 now and in a world of WhatsApp, YouTube and such shite, she still comes away with questions that restore the faith that she’s still 12 going on 13 and not 12 going on 25. That will no doubt be blown out the water when she starts high school in 3 weeks or so. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted July 30, 2022 Share Posted July 30, 2022 I see Hitlers watch has sold for £900,000 https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-62355010 Then when you scroll down, his wifes knickers were sold for £3,700 in 2019 https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-northamptonshire-49755334 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted July 30, 2022 Share Posted July 30, 2022 27 minutes ago, SlipperyP said: I see Hitlers watch has sold for £900,000 https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-62355010 Then when you scroll down, his wifes knickers were sold for £3,700 in 2019 https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-northamptonshire-49755334 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted July 30, 2022 Share Posted July 30, 2022 On 28/07/2022 at 17:52, johnnydun said: I used to stay up the back of Davy's Chipper. I can't see past Mike's Famous Chipper though, plus the owner is an old friend of mine. Hide contents That's right, Chipper. It's a chippy ya fucking fanny. 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empty It Posted July 30, 2022 Share Posted July 30, 2022 Was speaking to a guy in the pub last night when he come out with the belter of a line " People don't usually like me because I'm generally way smarter than them" was I speaking to Oaksoft last night? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted July 30, 2022 Share Posted July 30, 2022 6 minutes ago, Venti said: It's a chippy ya fucking fanny. If you have an annoying Middle England or Weegie accent, then maybe. Anyhoo, square go for your aggression cunto? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted July 30, 2022 Share Posted July 30, 2022 20 minutes ago, johnnydun said: If you have an annoying Middle England or Weegie accent, then maybe. Anyhoo, square go for your aggression cunto? Anywhere. Just make sure it's 10 to 2. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted July 30, 2022 Share Posted July 30, 2022 21 minutes ago, Empty It said: Was speaking to a guy in the pub last night when he come out with the belter of a line " People don't usually like me because I'm generally way smarter than them" was I speaking to Oaksoft last night? I feel his pain. I have the additional curse of people hating me because they are jealous of my rugged good looks. Truly we “highly intelligent and attractive” people carry a heavy burden. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted July 30, 2022 Share Posted July 30, 2022 53 minutes ago, ICTChris said: I feel his pain. I have the additional curse of people hating me because they are jealous of my rugged good looks. Truly we “highly intelligent and attractive” people carry a heavy burden. Only my unbelievable modesty stops me from being perfect. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted July 30, 2022 Share Posted July 30, 2022 3 minutes ago, Mark Connolly said: Only my unbelievable modesty stops me from being perfect. Same mate, same. society really has gone to the dogs when people refuse to appreciate the likes of us. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted July 30, 2022 Share Posted July 30, 2022 3 hours ago, SlipperyP said: Then when you scroll down, his wifes knickers were sold for £3,700 in 2019 https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-northamptonshire-49755334 COVID 19 come at the right time for BFTD as he always had them over his heid. 2 hours ago, Empty It said: Was speaking to a guy in the pub last night when he come out with the belter of a line " People don't usually like me because I'm generally way smarter than them" was I speaking to Oaksoft last night? Must have been the night for it. A boy round here got a terminal diagnosis and was speaking to a mutual friend who said "Hope it's over as quick and painless for him like it was my dad. He went in his sleep one night in bed" Me : Was it a short struggle for him too? John : "Nah, he was bed bound for two years." I had to start nipping myself so I never burst out laughing. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 30, 2022 Share Posted July 30, 2022 3 hours ago, SlipperyP said: Then when you scroll down, his wifes knickers were sold for £3,700 in 2019 https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-northamptonshire-49755334 "They were sold to an anonymous UK telephone bidder" (nah, it was Obergruppenführer Thröbber) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 30, 2022 Share Posted July 30, 2022 13 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: The bairn is 12 now and in a world of WhatsApp, YouTube and such shite, she still comes away with questions that restore the faith that she’s still 12 going on 13 and not 12 going on 25. That will no doubt be blown out the water when she starts high school in 3 weeks or so. Think it’s on YouTube now but the late Steve Irwin had a spin-off show for his family called “Bindi the Jungle Girl”. Wee Bindi was such a natural presenter and would be talking to camera whilst holding koalas, snakes etc. My 6th year daughter still tells folk to check it out as it’s such a good nature programme. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 30, 2022 Share Posted July 30, 2022 2 minutes ago, BFTD said: "They were sold to an anonymous UK telephone bidder" (nah, it was Obergruppenführer Thröbber) Ah, so that’s what’s really going to be occupying you for the next wee while. Dave “may be some time” as he slinks into his cave and locks the door. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 30, 2022 Share Posted July 30, 2022 2 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Ah, so that’s what’s really going to be occupying you for the next wee while. Dave “may be some time” as he slinks into his cave and locks the door. Hoping I can get it all sorted within the next few weeks. The upsetting issue, not the pants. The quest for pants never ends. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ParsJake Posted July 30, 2022 Share Posted July 30, 2022 7 hours ago, SlipperyP said: I see Hitlers watch has sold for £900,000 https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-62355010 Then when you scroll down, his wifes knickers were sold for £3,700 in 2019 https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-northamptonshire-49755334 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted July 30, 2022 Share Posted July 30, 2022 If you ever get stuck on a motorway down south.... https://www.lancs.live/news/lancashire-news/m6-traffic-bands-dancing-football-24628645?utm_source=lancs_live_newsletter&utm_campaign=daily_newsletter2&utm_medium=email 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted July 30, 2022 Share Posted July 30, 2022 1 hour ago, ICTJohnboy said: If you ever get stuck on a motorway down south.... https://www.lancs.live/news/lancashire-news/m6-traffic-bands-dancing-football-24628645?utm_source=lancs_live_newsletter&utm_campaign=daily_newsletter2&utm_medium=email Not new, I was stuck in a jam from Birmingham to the South West, easter '95. We had football, karaoke and even a few set the BBQ up 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted July 31, 2022 Share Posted July 31, 2022 Insert your own Fife/Dunfermline joke of choice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 31, 2022 Share Posted July 31, 2022 12 minutes ago, Boghead ranter said: Insert your own Fife/Dunfermline joke of choice. Were the rails removed before or after it closed? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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