Things you want to share with P&B

[philpy]

12 minutes ago, Florentine_Pogen said:

Absolutely. Wallyford is internationally known for it's high % of Nobel Prize and Fields Medal winners.

 

That and jim Jeffries was born in a house about 3 doors away.

[welshbairn]

54 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said:

I'd expect a cure for cancer imminently then.

I expect they'll be too busy playing pool with a paedo they met at the bus stop.

Edited August 1, 2022 by welshbairn

[Sergeant Wilson]

6 minutes ago, welshbairn said:

I expect they'll be too busy playing pool with a paedo they met at the bus stop.

Ok, a cure for paedophilia then.

[Shandon Par]

33 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said:

Ok, a cure for paedophilia then.

Throbber’s ugly children? 

[Shandon Par]

On 31/07/2022 at 09:51, Boghead ranter said:

Insert your own Fife/Dunfermline joke of choice.

That was quite a formative place for many a young Dunfermliner. 

[Moomintroll]

2 hours ago, philpy said:

Nipped into the shop for rolls, and bumped Into @throbber . Sound lad.

I may regret asking this, but how did you know it was him?

[kingjoey]

2 hours ago, The_Kincardine said:

I spent an hour yesterday unsubscribing from shite marketing emails - usually from companies I'd bought something from but have no plans to do so again or from news outlets I'd signed up for just to read one article.

It feels as if my inbox has had a detox - though I will miss, "Carnoustie mum ripped out neighbour’s hair extensions over Facebook dispute".  Sorry, Courier.

That was a good story. To actually read that though you must have subscribed and you would have potentially read a story today about football fans in Montrose trying to raise funds to erect a monument to two of Montrose’s famous football sons, John McGovern and Gordon Smith, who won the top league in Scotland with three different clubs none of which were Celtic or Rangers. I am one of those fans. Please give generously.

[Empty It]

10 minutes ago, Moomintroll said:

I may regret asking this, but how did you know it was him?

Home made t-shirt with a cock design imo.

[Florentine_Pogen]

13 minutes ago, Shandon Par said:

That was quite a formative place for many a young Dunfermliner. 

Mibbees aye, but did Sister Rosetta Tharpe ever play there ?

 

[Florentine_Pogen]

2 minutes ago, Empty It said:

Home made t-shirt with a cock design imo.

[The_Kincardine]

11 minutes ago, kingjoey said:

That was a good story. To actually read that though you must have subscribed and you would have potentially read a story today about football fans in Montrose trying to raise funds to erect a monument to two of Montrose’s famous football sons, John McGovern and Gordon Smith, who won the top league in Scotland with three different clubs none of which were Celtic or Rangers. I am one of those fans. Please give generously.

I am chuffed AF for John and Gordon being recognised in this way.  Good on the folk of Scotland's NE.

BUT that update from DC Thompson would have been sandwiched between, "Secure tomorrow's gin at today's prices.  Buy gin futures" and "We saw you bought an Italian linen jaiket for a waddin' in Larkhall.  Can we introduce you to our latest line in tartan sarongs?"

Along with unsubscribing from a few dozen 'marketing' sites I deleted 2,600 emails.

It's liberating.

[Moomintroll]

11 minutes ago, Florentine_Pogen said:

Ah say, ah say, that aint like no cock Throbber would drae.

[kingjoey]

2 minutes ago, The_Kincardine said:

I am chuffed AF for John and Gordon being recognised in this way.  Good on the folk of Scotland's NE.

BUT that update from DC Thompson would have been sandwiched between, "Secure tomorrow's gin at today's prices.  Buy gin futures" and "We saw you bought an Italian linen jaiket for a waddin' in Larkhall.  Can we introduce you to our latest line in tartan sarongs?"

Along with unsubscribing from a few dozen 'marketing' sites I deleted 2,600 emails.

It's liberating.

I’ve started doing that on a daily basis, but get fed up after two or three. Well done to you for actually doing it in a meaningful way.

[Bert Raccoon]

1 hour ago, Moomintroll said:

I may regret asking this, but how did you know it was him?

P&Bs cock drawing Banksy was probably outside the shop spray painting phallus art onto the piss stained wall 

[Moomintroll]

2 minutes ago, Bert Raccoon said:

P&Bs cock drawing Banksy was probably outside the shop spray painting phallus art onto the piss stained wall 

For a given value of sense, then yes, that is probably it.

[Sergeant Wilson]

1 hour ago, Moomintroll said:

I may regret asking this, but how did you know it was him?

Where is @Mon Dieuwhen you need him?

[Theroadlesstravelled]

The bulbous head was huge and purple. 

[Nkomo-A-Gogo]

On 31/07/2022 at 12:48, throbber said:

Look at this character from children cartoon show “Chip and potato”. 

 

Why does the pug dog need to keep the mouse hidden when they are all animals anyway?

the headmaster there is a mole ffs

[Venti]

Eventually got my Hellfire Club T-shirt delivered.

 

[bennett]

 

Ffs Throbber.