the jambo-rocker Posted November 12, 2011 Share Posted November 12, 2011 Had one of those never ending shits there. Sat on the pan for ages firing any little bit of Shit that's willing to vacate. After a while the pins and needles kick in in your legs and you have to admit defeat and wait another hour to finish the rest off. Plus the contents of the toilet bowl looks like a doner kebab left to stew in water, with your ring borderline bleeding. That is the highlight of my afternoon. Godamn there not being any football on today 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted November 12, 2011 Share Posted November 12, 2011 I tend to stare in glaikit confusion and then dance like I'm on hot lava when the water eventually spills out the bowl. It's like that moment when you're in the middle of a massive Austin Powersesque piss into a small urinal and the auto flush thing suddenly turns on and fills to spill. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted November 12, 2011 Share Posted November 12, 2011 Had a fudge doughnut from the bakers this morning, which led me to wonder, why is it called a "fudge doughnut", as there is a fudge icing on top, while the filling is custard?? surely it should be called a "custard doughnut"??? -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted November 12, 2011 Share Posted November 12, 2011 Had a fudge doughnut from the bakers this morning, which led me to wonder, why is it called a "fudge doughnut", as there is a fudge icing on top, while the filling is custard?? surely it should be called a "custard doughnut"??? Ah, but one of the world's finest doughnuts is the Fudge Doughnut from the Hunter's bakery chain in Fife which uses fluffy cream inside instead of custard. Far superior and both the custard and cream varieties can fall under the umbrella term that is the 'fudge doughnut'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoda Posted November 12, 2011 Share Posted November 12, 2011 Had a fudge doughnut from the bakers this morning, which led me to wonder, why is it called a "fudge doughnut", as there is a fudge icing on top, while the filling is custard?? surely it should be called a "custard doughnut"??? Surely this should be in the "Quick Question" thread? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Long live the 69 Posted November 12, 2011 Share Posted November 12, 2011 I was at an engagement party for the first time in my life last night. Never realised there was such a thing as "engagement cake" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtie23 Posted November 12, 2011 Share Posted November 12, 2011 The England Goalie kit is vile 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted November 12, 2011 Share Posted November 12, 2011 On the fudge doughnut note; next time any of you are in Dunfermline, get to Stephen's (the bakers that do the steak bridies) and get a fudge doughnut. They're fucking beautiful. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SodjesSixteenIncher Posted November 12, 2011 Share Posted November 12, 2011 don't knock it the banter you'll have there will more than make up for the shittiness of the job Practically everytime I go into Maccy D's the staff are in the middle of a massive argument. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted November 12, 2011 Share Posted November 12, 2011 I was at an engagement party for the first time in my life last night. Never realised there was such a thing as "engagement cake" I think you even get divorce ones now. The icing is hard and bitter and there is no filling.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stimpy Posted November 12, 2011 Share Posted November 12, 2011 Chris Eubank jnr away to fight on channel 5, if he's half as good as his old man then this should be good. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted November 13, 2011 Share Posted November 13, 2011 Was gonna play Grand Theft Auto - The Lost And Damned but my driving skills would be worse than Ryan Dunn's at this point so I think I'll give it a miss. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted November 13, 2011 Share Posted November 13, 2011 On the fudge doughnut note; next time any of you are in Dunfermline, get to Stephen's (the bakers that do the steak bridies) and get a fudge doughnut. They're fucking beautiful. No, Stephens for bridies, Hunters at the bottom of the High St for fudge doughnuts. On a total tangent, I've had Asian Hooker by Steel Panther stuck in my head all day since I had sushi for lunch. "It's like I just got punched in the nuts by a dude knows Tai Chiiiiiiiii..." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted November 13, 2011 Share Posted November 13, 2011 No, Stephens for bridies, Hunters at the bottom of the High St for fudge doughnuts. On a total tangent, I've had Asian Hooker by Steel Panther stuck in my head all day since I had sushi for lunch. "It's like I just got punched in the nuts by a dude knows Tai Chiiiiiiiii..." Is Hunters the one next to all the charity shops across from the dentist? If so, I tend not to go there as I like to exit some shops with my dignity intact. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted November 13, 2011 Share Posted November 13, 2011 No, Stephens for bridies, Hunters at the bottom of the High St for fudge doughnuts. Is it still there? Agree regarding the fudge doughnuts. There was also one up the stairs in the Kingsgate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted November 13, 2011 Share Posted November 13, 2011 Is it still there? Agree regarding the fudge doughnuts. There was also one up the stairs in the Kingsgate. Was still there last time I was there which would have been about 6 months ago. There was also a handy one at Kirkcaldy bus station too. Totally forgot about that one next to the Pancake Place, although I bet that's gone now since that whole Kingsgate extention thing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditots Posted November 13, 2011 Share Posted November 13, 2011 Was at the hospital on friday. While waiting on my name being called a prisoner handcuffed to a prison officer came out of a consultation room. The doctor followed them out and said "see you later, enjoy your weekend" to the prisoner. I could help myself, I had to laugh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted November 13, 2011 Share Posted November 13, 2011 Was still there last time I was there which would have been about 6 months ago. There was also a handy one at Kirkcaldy bus station too. Totally forgot about that one next to the Pancake Place, although I bet that's gone now since that whole Kingsgate extention thing. The one next to the Pancake Place has definitely gone. They also do a decent filled roll. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtie23 Posted November 13, 2011 Share Posted November 13, 2011 The FA Cup puts the Scottish Cup to shame 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullywee Posted November 13, 2011 Share Posted November 13, 2011 the Scottish cup puts the Guatemalan cup to shame 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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