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8 hours ago, coprolite said:

I had to put moisturiser on my scrotum to deal with somd chafing related dry skin. It hasn't had any noticeable impact on wrinkliness. 

You should try injecting Botox, that'll work.

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On 05/08/2024 at 22:32, throbber said:

Read this charming story from Belladrum festival. 

 

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On 06/08/2024 at 09:27, KnightswoodBear said:

They sound f**king insufferable.

I heard this boot on the radio tonight and can confirm my suspicions were correct. 

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17 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said:

 

I heard this boot on the radio tonight and can confirm my suspicions were correct. 

 What radio station?

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2 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said:

Capital or Clyde. Whichever one my eldest had put on in the car. 

One of the ones that plays Sabrina Carpenter and Taylor Swift on a loop. 

Yeah they’re hard to distinguish from one another. Forth 1 and Heart are the same shite.

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Everyone has heard of Swift, obviously, but probably just showing my age by having absolutely no clue who Sabrina Carpenter is. If those are the sort of stations that play her body of work though, I think I might prefer to remain a stranger to it.

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1 minute ago, 'WellDel said:

Everyone has heard of Swift, obviously, but probably just showing my age by having absolutely no clue who Sabrina Carpenter is. If those are the sort of stations that play her body of work though, I think I might prefer to remain a stranger to it.

She's a wizard with a saw.

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1 hour ago, 'WellDel said:

Everyone has heard of Swift, obviously, but probably just showing my age by having absolutely no clue who Sabrina Carpenter is. If those are the sort of stations that play her body of work though, I think I might prefer to remain a stranger to it.

Google her, select Images, thank me later.

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4 hours ago, 'WellDel said:

Everyone has heard of Swift, obviously, but probably just showing my age by having absolutely no clue who Sabrina Carpenter is. If those are the sort of stations that play her body of work though, I think I might prefer to remain a stranger to it.

Same here. Never heard of Sabrina Carpenter or what she does. I've heard of Sabrina the Teenage Witch and Karen Carpenter though. 

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Thank you Amazon. My wife had some designer shoes on her wishlist and got a notification that some had 60% off - £100 down to £40. So she went to buy a pair and noticed she had a discount voucher on the checkout page for 50% off, so she applied it. The shoes were reduced to zero. She tried it with some others and, would you believe it, it worked again. All in all she got 5 pairs of shoes and a designer swimsuit for £0. 15 minutes later, the sale had stopped. She was sure they'd notice their error and cancel the sale but no, yesterday they all arrived. 

She hasn't broken any rules that I can see, just followed their steps to get a bargain. 

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37 minutes ago, Bairnardo said:

^^^trying to hide in plain sight

Being from Airdrie, there's every chance the Sarge has pumped a few dogs in his time, just not the four legged variety.  No criminality in these situations, just the fear the next day and the cvnt took out you down the pub.

(Unable to verify whether he tortured or killed any, however).

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