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33 minutes ago, scottsdad said:

Save something for the second date

A terrible glimpse into the life of DA Baracus' childhood Labrador.

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to save you sifting through it all. The keeper was given a yellow for time wasting before this. 1:11 in for the most needless second yellow you will see all season. 
There are players around the guys he takes out, he doesn’t need to be there. 

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@DA Baracus positive thinking doesn't work all the time. Negative thinking has a 100% record though. Get the f**king profile wrote. 

Just be aware that the likes of Tinder is a savage world which you absolutely cannot take personally. The young team have moved the needle as far as the dating game goes. It's a jungle. PM me if you want. Or head over the Tinder thread. 

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45 minutes ago, Bairnardo said:

@DA Baracus positive thinking doesn't work all the time. Negative thinking has a 100% record though. Get the f**king profile wrote. 

PM me if you want. Or head over the Tinder thread... 

Didn't think Pars fans would be your type.

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Had hearing aids fitted today, after 42 years of having shit ears that got progressively worse as I aged. First impression after about 3 hours is “How the f**k can every c**t live with the world being so f**king loud and not go USA on it with an automatic weapon”? This will take some getting used to and I don’t know what the f**k it will do to my normally less than Sunny disposition.

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1 minute ago, Ross. said:

Had hearing aids fitted today, after 42 years of having shit ears that got progressively worse as I aged. First impression after about 3 hours is “How the f**k can every c**t live with the world being so f**king loud and not go USA on it with an automatic weapon”? This will take some getting used to and I don’t know what the f**k it will do to my normally less than Sunny disposition.

Wait until you open a packet of crisps 

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17 hours ago, Richey Edwards said:

I sometimes make myself a profile on dating apps then am reminded why I generally can't be bothered engaging with other people and delete it. 

 

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