xbl Posted February 27, 2013 Share Posted February 27, 2013 There is a helicopter that has been hovering over Alva (near the Ochils) for at least an hour now. Its either looking for someone on the hills, in which case they could be dead, or looking for a murderer, in which case someone is definitely dead. Either way, check the papers for more deaths tomorrow! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted February 27, 2013 Share Posted February 27, 2013 No need to be so sensationalist about it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WFAANW Posted February 27, 2013 Share Posted February 27, 2013 There is a helicopter that has been hovering over Alva (near the Ochils) for at least an hour now. Its either looking for someone on the hills, in which case they could be dead, or looking for a murderer, in which case someone is definitely dead. Either way, check the papers for more deaths tomorrow! Hmmm... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 27, 2013 Share Posted February 27, 2013 There is a helicopter that has been hovering over Alva (near the Ochils) for at least an hour now. Its either looking for someone on the hills, in which case they could be dead, or looking for a murderer, in which case someone is definitely dead. Either way, check the papers for more deaths tomorrow! *xbl stalls for time in an attempt to formulate an alibi* P.S. he did it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted February 27, 2013 Share Posted February 27, 2013 There is a helicopter that has been hovering over Alva (near the Ochils) for at least an hour now. Its either looking for someone on the hills, in which case they could be dead, or looking for a murderer, in which case someone is definitely dead. Either way, check the papers for more deaths tomorrow! Better lock the doors just in case. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullywee Posted February 27, 2013 Share Posted February 27, 2013 I fully expect it to come to pass that it's someone hopelessly lost after being forced off a bus in the middle of no-where due to them committing some mild misdemeanor such as having a sly puff of a fag. They'll die of exposure IMO. I believe xbl has previous for this sort of thing 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted February 27, 2013 Share Posted February 27, 2013 I fully expect it to come to pass that it's someone hopelessly lost after being forced off a bus in the middle of no-where due to them committing some mild misdemeanor such as having a sly puff of a fag. They'll die of exposure IMO. I believe xbl has previous for this sort of thing Yes, there is precedent! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted February 27, 2013 Share Posted February 27, 2013 I fully expect it to come to pass that it's someone hopelessly lost after being forced off a bus in the middle of no-where due to them committing some mild misdemeanor such as having a sly puff of a fag. They'll die of exposure IMO. I believe xbl has previous for this sort of thing You have the longest memory on this forum! How the hell did you remember my murder? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 27, 2013 Share Posted February 27, 2013 You have the longest memory on this forum! How the hell did you remember my murder? Some one had to remember you're murder? I thought you were murder all the time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musketeer Gripweed Posted February 27, 2013 Share Posted February 27, 2013 You should try staying near a canal. We have helicopters flying around with lights akin to a Pink Floyd gig at least twice a week. You never get to hear what they are looking for. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullywee Posted February 27, 2013 Share Posted February 27, 2013 You have the longest memory on this forum! How the hell did you remember my murder? I was having a gander through my reputation thing the other day and someone had given me a greenie for quoting Cypress Hill in response to your crazed killing spree. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cracowjambo Posted February 28, 2013 Share Posted February 28, 2013 I'm sitting in the airport shitting myself I hate flying and I got violated from a security guard because I beeped it was sexual :-D 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted February 28, 2013 Share Posted February 28, 2013 You should try staying near a canal. We have helicopters flying around with lights akin to a Pink Floyd gig at least twice a week.<br /> <br />You never get to hear what they are looking for.<br /><br /><br />Maybe they still haven't found it?? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted March 1, 2013 Share Posted March 1, 2013 I'm watching American Psycho at the moment and every time one of the gifs that the Hearts and Hibs fans use happens I start pishing myself. My missus thinks I might be bonkers 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 1, 2013 Share Posted March 1, 2013 I'm watching American Psycho at the moment and every time one of the gifs that the Hearts and Hibs fans use happens I start pishing myself. My missus thinks I might be bonkers If I wrote you a note would this convince her? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted March 1, 2013 Share Posted March 1, 2013 (edited) If I wrote you a note would this convince her? That i'm bonkers? Definitely Edited March 1, 2013 by KnightswoodBear 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pure Mental Posted March 1, 2013 Share Posted March 1, 2013 Just remember, all those that live in Poverty or have a terminal disease, it could be worse, you could be Rebecca, you might not be able to decide which seat to take: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forzamorton Posted March 2, 2013 Share Posted March 2, 2013 Peter Griffin ia a true inspiration of mine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted March 2, 2013 Share Posted March 2, 2013 Loving the way the Fiat 500 advert needs to display the line "Fiction. Do not attempt" along the bottom of the screen as the cars drive into the water and then back out again. Safe to say that this clearly implies some idiot has tried this in the past and tried to get their money back? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted March 3, 2013 Share Posted March 3, 2013 The lead singer of this band was born in Haddington apparently. You learn something new every day I guess. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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