Swarley Posted December 20, 2013 Share Posted December 20, 2013 Aye, she probably looks like Jim Leighton.Finally. The Vaseline on the eyebrows makes some sense. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted December 20, 2013 Share Posted December 20, 2013 Finally. The Vaseline on the eyebrows makes some sense. Are you sure it's not on her moustache? Would be a lot nearer the point of entry. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted December 20, 2013 Share Posted December 20, 2013 Woof! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted December 20, 2013 Share Posted December 20, 2013 Why did Leighton always lavish his brew with Vaseline? The story goes it was to avoid elbows and or knocks, but surely that would only improve his pus? Stop the sweat going into his eyes. (Serious answer) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 20, 2013 Share Posted December 20, 2013 Stop the sweat going into his eyes. (Serious answer) Wrong. His head is angled so that all sweat is channelled down his back in to the shuchs of his arse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehoss Posted December 20, 2013 Share Posted December 20, 2013 There's a show on BBC two this morning called 'Africa 2013 : countdown to the rains'. Premise is that it's been very dry in Africa but now there is some cloud building it could bring about some much needed rain. License fee eh!!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reynard Posted December 20, 2013 Share Posted December 20, 2013 Just had a punter in this morning. He's a bit of a down on his luck ex landed gentry type but he is a funny guy. Anyway, he has a farm up in deepest darkest Ayrshire and the place is "quaint" its very like the farm Caractacus Potts has in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. It still has the original earth floors and stuff like that. He came in wielding an old miners hat complete with working lamp on the front. This was a Christmas present for his wife so that she could still cook for him when there was a power cut. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinkerbelle Posted December 20, 2013 Share Posted December 20, 2013 Are they coming in her wheels? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted December 20, 2013 Share Posted December 20, 2013 Mike and Shiela are coming round for drinks tonight at 8. Sheila's not going to be happy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted December 20, 2013 Share Posted December 20, 2013 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 It's just been pointed out to me that the wind has completely stripped the felt off my garden shed. First time I've seen the garden during daylight in over a week so god knows when that happened! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RawB93 Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 Just scored a scorpion kick as Colin Nish on FIFA. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeeperDee Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 Say goodbye to everyone, goodbye to everyone. Take my true love by her hand, lead her through the town. Say goodbye to everyone, goodbye to everyone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinkerbelle Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 Be careful the door don't hit you on the arse on the way out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeeperDee Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 Be careful the door don't hit you on the arse on the way out. It's a song by the Limeliters. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 Pretty sure I made a knob of myself at my Christmas party. Oh well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 Pretty sure I made a knob of myself at my Christmas party. Oh well. Mmmhmmm. Dose of the fear is it?? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Naitch Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 Say goodbye to everyone, goodbye to everyone. Take my true love by her hand, lead her through the town. Say goodbye to everyone, goodbye to everyone. Worst resignation speech ever. It's a song by the Limeliters. Oh... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 Well, Mike and Shiela left at 4am.And Shiela was very happy. Sheila's not going to be, though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted December 22, 2013 Share Posted December 22, 2013 Pretty sure I made a knob of myself at my Christmas party. Oh well. There is literally nothing worse than a dosr of the fear after a work night out. Chances are you've done nothing, yet you'll still feel like shit until Christmas Eve. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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