Bobby Skidmarks Posted December 18, 2013 Share Posted December 18, 2013 http://creepywhiteguys.tumblr.com/ Not enough Peter Dow 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 18, 2013 Share Posted December 18, 2013 Stuff like this never normally happens in my life but... We share an office block with a few other companies and there's a reception desk for the building normally staffed by 2 folk- one of the girls was a young, reasonably pretty thing (although she had a gap between her top teeth which you could floss with a skipping rope, but anyway). Anyway, her dad died a few weeks back and she was off on compassionate leave for a month, came back then was off again for a week. Or so we thought- turns out her dad is perfectly alive and well, she lied about his death to her work and lied about going to work to her family and boyfriend- it would appear she was using the paid leave to go and get banged by her new boyfriend during working hours. This all unravelled when she left herself logged into her work e-mails. She no longer works on reception. Hate it when that happens.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuctifano Posted December 18, 2013 Share Posted December 18, 2013 Dare i ask if you office block is located on Alexandra Parade? It is not. Is this a common thing? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted December 18, 2013 Share Posted December 18, 2013 (edited) Today was indeed our busiest day of the year,we had 11500 parcels through the depot Edited December 18, 2013 by keithgy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 18, 2013 Share Posted December 18, 2013 http://creepywhiteguys.tumblr.com/ Bet most of the posters are Asian trolls.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted December 18, 2013 Share Posted December 18, 2013 It is not. Is this a common thing? only if you said yes 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted December 18, 2013 Share Posted December 18, 2013 It is not. Is this a common thing? Reminds me of 'sandwich van', just much less embarrassing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehoss Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 Michelle McManus is presenting the Hogmanay show on STV. Brutal. She's mince at presenting a radio show and now we need to actually see her puss as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 Michelle McManus is presenting the Hogmanay show on STV. Brutal. She's mince at presenting a radio show and now we need to actually see her puss as well. For one horrible, horrible moment, i read that wrong. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 Today was indeed our busiest day of the year,we had 11500 parcels through the depot Of which 52% were successfully delivered, 25% were "left with a neighbour/relative who denies receiving it", 10% are somewhere in the depot but can't be located, 5% were returned to sender and the rest are in keithgy's shed! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehoss Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 For one horrible, horrible moment, i read that wrong. Lol no one ever needs to see that. I was going to link the story with picture but it's fright night material. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehoss Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 This woman is a vile creature. http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/entertainment/celebrity/heather-mills-quits-uk-paralympic-2942237 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinkerbelle Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 She hasn't got a leg to stand on IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 She has one leg 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 I'd ride her into 2014. ^^^^^ likes pogo sticks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted December 20, 2013 Share Posted December 20, 2013 This woman is a vile creature. http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/entertainment/celebrity/heather-mills-quits-uk-paralympic-2942237 Ah, the old "don't you know who I am?!" line. Tragic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Estragon Posted December 20, 2013 Share Posted December 20, 2013 Out with a girl that's out of my league....feel a bit like Alan Johnstone, except with more hair and less talent.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehoss Posted December 20, 2013 Share Posted December 20, 2013 Out with a girl that's out of my league....feel a bit like Alan Johnstone, except with more hair and less talent.. God bless alcohol! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted December 20, 2013 Share Posted December 20, 2013 Out with a girl that's out of my league....feel a bit like Alan Johnstone, except with more hair and less talent..Oooft she sounds like a keeper 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 20, 2013 Share Posted December 20, 2013 Oooft she sounds like a keeper Aye, she probably looks like Jim Leighton. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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