The Moonster Posted December 2, 2021 Share Posted December 2, 2021 Why is it always people with sleeve tattoos that believe this fucking nonsense? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted December 2, 2021 Share Posted December 2, 2021 15 hours ago, ICTChris said: I was actually talking about that with my colleagues the other day. There was an instance a few years back where someone ordered a dildo and a blow up doll for the secret santa and got it delivered to the office. He didn't realise that the mailroom staff scan large packages in case they are malicious and he had a very irate mail guy phone him up and tell him to get this sort of thing sent to his house in future! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted December 2, 2021 Share Posted December 2, 2021 Greenie without even looking. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted December 2, 2021 Share Posted December 2, 2021 15 hours ago, Tony Ferrino said: I'm off now to Rim Bono. Is that in Thailand? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theroadlesstravelled Posted December 3, 2021 Share Posted December 3, 2021 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael W Posted December 3, 2021 Share Posted December 3, 2021 Symptoms: explosive diarrhoea. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 3, 2021 Share Posted December 3, 2021 (edited) Dead hamster. P.S. Quote Troops from 11 Explosive Ordnance Disposal Regiment rushed to the Gloucester hospital after being notified by police "that a patient had presented with a munition in his rectum." The man was a military enthusiast who found the shell while clearing out, but somehow "tripped" and fell onto the 57mm piece of army ordnance that landed him in hospital, https://www.gloucestershirelive.co.uk/news/gloucester-news/bomb-squad-called-gloucestershire-royal-6298076 Edited December 3, 2021 by welshbairn 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Sherrif John Bunnell Posted December 3, 2021 Share Posted December 3, 2021 World War poo 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 3, 2021 Share Posted December 3, 2021 Aye, Right. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted December 3, 2021 Share Posted December 3, 2021 2 hours ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: Aye, Right. I hope that when Jesus pops out he isn't too pissed off with my avatar. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasy23 Posted December 5, 2021 Share Posted December 5, 2021 The sort of childish humour we can all get behind. 15 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suspect Device Posted December 5, 2021 Share Posted December 5, 2021 Was shocked when I saw what was trending this morning. But Arbroath fans can breathe a sigh of relief. It's Cressida Dick, not Dick Campbell. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted December 6, 2021 Share Posted December 6, 2021 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted December 6, 2021 Share Posted December 6, 2021 Some fantastic replies in this thread. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Patterson Posted December 7, 2021 Share Posted December 7, 2021 Some folk don't help themselves (this is the queue for the concert not Tickets) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 7, 2021 Share Posted December 7, 2021 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted December 8, 2021 Share Posted December 8, 2021 world war incoming 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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