Trackdaybob Posted October 30, 2019 Share Posted October 30, 2019 2 hours ago, DA Baracus said: Simpleton's what? Oh your so clever. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason King Posted October 30, 2019 Share Posted October 30, 2019 1 hour ago, Rugster said: The answer would be "Why the f**k does that matter when it's still October?" Because it puts a great big smile on somebody's face. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marsh Posted October 30, 2019 Share Posted October 30, 2019 1 hour ago, Trackdaybob said: Oh your so clever. You're * 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted October 30, 2019 Share Posted October 30, 2019 1 hour ago, Marsh said: You're * Thanks for playing I was expecting @DA Baracus but he's too clever I guess 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted October 30, 2019 Share Posted October 30, 2019 Thanks for playing [emoji4] I was expecting [mention=12228]DA Baracus[/mention] but he's too clever I guess [emoji6] Too busy stitching back together his Star Wars pants 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted October 30, 2019 Share Posted October 30, 2019 51 minutes ago, Trackdaybob said: Thanks for playing I was expecting @DA Baracus but he's too clever I guess The bait was too obvious. 26 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: 51 minutes ago, Trackdaybob said: Thanks for playing I was expecting [mention=12228]DA Baracus[/mention] but he's too clever I guess Too busy stitching back together his Star Wars pants I threw them in the Sarlaac pit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted October 30, 2019 Share Posted October 30, 2019 4 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: The bait was too obvious. For you perhaps. For others, not so much. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted October 30, 2019 Share Posted October 30, 2019 On the topic of eating etiquette , I often use a spoon for meals like Chilli con Carne or a curry rather than a knife and fork. Basically anything where the main part of the meal doesn’t require much , if any, effort to be cut and mashed tattles , rice or most types of pasta is the principal accompaniment is easier eaten with a spoon. I hasten to add that I would bow to convention and use a knife and fork if I was in polite company .Despite having an advanced civilisation back in the day (and even more so now), I've never quite understood why the Chinese didn't come up with a better range of eating utensils than two sticks. There's a few quid to be made by the knife, fork and spoon salesman who persuades our Far Eastern cousins to dump chopsticks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted October 30, 2019 Share Posted October 30, 2019 48 minutes ago, Hampden Diehard said: On 25/10/2019 at 11:08, A96 said: On the topic of eating etiquette , I often use a spoon for meals like Chilli con Carne or a curry rather than a knife and fork. Basically anything where the main part of the meal doesn’t require much , if any, effort to be cut and mashed tattles , rice or most types of pasta is the principal accompaniment is easier eaten with a spoon. I hasten to add that I would bow to convention and use a knife and fork if I was in polite company . Despite having an advanced civilisation back in the day (and even more so now), I've never quite understood why the Chinese didn't come up with a better range of eating utensils than two sticks. There's a few quid to be made by the knife, fork and spoon salesman who persuades our Far Eastern cousins to dump chopsticks. It's also pretty mad since they invented forks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted October 30, 2019 Share Posted October 30, 2019 Having an election near his birthday makes Baby Jesus cry. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 30, 2019 Share Posted October 30, 2019 17 minutes ago, tamthebam said: Having an election near his birthday makes Baby Jesus cry. Can you nail that down to the nearest 364 days? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted October 30, 2019 Share Posted October 30, 2019 Just now, Zen Archer Esq. said: Can you nail that down to the nearest 364 days? mentioning nails also makes Baby Jesus cry. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 30, 2019 Share Posted October 30, 2019 2 minutes ago, tamthebam said: mentioning nails also makes Baby Jesus cry. If the stories are anywhere near true, he was 33 years older when that happened. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted October 30, 2019 Share Posted October 30, 2019 3 minutes ago, tamthebam said: mentioning nails also makes Baby Jesus cry. I hope after this election we don't get hammered with tacks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted October 30, 2019 Share Posted October 30, 2019 1 minute ago, johnnydun said: I hope after this election we don't get hammered with tacks. if Boris wins we'll all be screwed.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted October 30, 2019 Share Posted October 30, 2019 Puns are just great. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tongue_tied_danny Posted October 31, 2019 Share Posted October 31, 2019 These puns make me cross. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted October 31, 2019 Share Posted October 31, 2019 8 minutes ago, tongue_tied_danny said: These puns make me cross. Hot cross puns. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 31, 2019 Share Posted October 31, 2019 10 hours ago, Zen Archer Esq. said: If the stories are anywhere near true, he was 33 years older when that happened. Still wearing a nappy though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnthebaptistist Posted October 31, 2019 Share Posted October 31, 2019 23 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Still wearing a nappy though. Wid 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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