Sergeant Wilson Posted July 4, 2020 Share Posted July 4, 2020 22 minutes ago, NewBornBairn said: Any food improved by dousing it in acid isn't decent food. 1 minute ago, Mr. Alli said: Coldplay are absolute drivel - Green Eyes aside. Can we douse Coldplay in acid? 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 4, 2020 Share Posted July 4, 2020 As annoying as Chris Martin is (I would recommend Nitric Acid with a pH no greater than 2), it’s their “creative director and manager” who they refer to as their 5th member that should be chopped up and fed to Hector Nicol’s pigs. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted July 4, 2020 Share Posted July 4, 2020 9 hours ago, Tynierose said: I'm sure they will be gutted that a lonsdale wearing tramp didn't rate them... What a truly desperate attempt this was last night btw. And he accuses me of scrambling for relevance. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted July 4, 2020 Share Posted July 4, 2020 Just now, Tynierose said: It's true though, haven't you got to get yourself ready for your trip to the Pilton Hilton? Pubs in Scotland aren’t even open yet. Plus my new local is the Cuddie Brae. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted July 4, 2020 Share Posted July 4, 2020 1 minute ago, Tynierose said: We will need to continue our head to head later m9, I have to get the auld yins messages. Nos vamos mas tarde. I expect a full written apology when you get back. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted July 4, 2020 Share Posted July 4, 2020 Isn't Coldplay's drummer from Kirkcaldy? Fucking wee team p***ks.Parachutes is a fine, fine album. The best stuff they ever did though was Chris Martin and some of the cast of Game of Thrones for Comic Relief. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 4, 2020 Share Posted July 4, 2020 12 hours ago, DA Baracus said: High heels are shit. Don't see them as being attractive and they look so uncomfortable. 100% agreed. A fucking mental invention that's somehow become the norm for women, like so many other dreadful things they put themselves through in order to avoid looking like actual human beings. 12 hours ago, DA Baracus said: A pair of high/mid top trainers are much better looking. What? Oh Christ, it was a trap. I take it all back, nothing to see here, I have no association with this man. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted July 4, 2020 Share Posted July 4, 2020 Isn't Coldplay's drummer from Kirkcaldy? Fucking wee team p***ks.Parachutes is a fine, fine album. The best stuff they ever did though was Chris Martin and some of the cast of Game of Thrones for Comic Relief. No, it's the bass player. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 4, 2020 Share Posted July 4, 2020 Back in the Reclaim the Rovers days there was talk about Coldplay doing a gig to raise funds for the club, I'm fucking glad this never happened. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted July 4, 2020 Share Posted July 4, 2020 1 hour ago, Tynierose said: Hi Throbber, I'm sorry that you're upset. Don’t you try the nice guy act now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted July 4, 2020 Share Posted July 4, 2020 When Coldplay first came along nearly everyone was into their first lp.Same folk now deny ever liking them, not on here just from what I've witnessed.If a band gets too big or they aren't conventially cool or working class then you get inverted snobbery.Same thing is happening to lewis capaldi now.I'm guilty of doing the same, liked parachutes then went onto hating them. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JTS98 Posted July 4, 2020 Share Posted July 4, 2020 1 hour ago, Zen Archer Esq. said: Back in the Reclaim the Rovers days there was talk about Coldplay doing a gig to raise funds for the club, I'm fucking glad this never happened. I think I'd genuinely rather my club died. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 4, 2020 Share Posted July 4, 2020 I thought Coldplay were shite before it was cool. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted July 4, 2020 Share Posted July 4, 2020 I'm not sure I know any Coldplay songs about from that one with the pretentious lyrics I don't understand about ruling the world or something. Mind you the last time I bothered with the charts "Don't look back in anger" was in the top ten. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted July 4, 2020 Share Posted July 4, 2020 5 hours ago, NewBornBairn said: Any food improved by dousing it in acid isn't decent food. Pickled beetroot on cold meat in a roll. Lovely. Indeed you can have pickled beetroot in a crisp roll too 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 4, 2020 Share Posted July 4, 2020 1 minute ago, tamthebam said: Pickled beetroot on cold meat in a roll. Lovely. Indeed you can have pickled beetroot in a crisp roll too "You" being the operative word in that sentence. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted July 4, 2020 Share Posted July 4, 2020 Singing live perhaps not Rich's biggest strength 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted July 4, 2020 Share Posted July 4, 2020 1 minute ago, Sergeant Wilson said: "You" being the operative word in that sentence. Crisp and beetroot roll is food of the gods, thou infidel! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted July 4, 2020 Share Posted July 4, 2020 Sigh. Broke a cardinal rule of mine and commented on a public page. This time the Dunfermline Press and their piece about Wetherspoons opening again, calling everyone who went there now a c**t basically.Already two fandans replying whom seem oblivious or care not about work ethics. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted July 4, 2020 Share Posted July 4, 2020 My favourite Coldplay moment was some raging bigot on Follow Follow complaining about a song with the lyric "Roman Catholic choirs are singing" being played at Ibrox. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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