Bert Raccoon Posted January 1, 2023 Share Posted January 1, 2023 20 minutes ago, BFTD said: "festival penis explosion" didn't have quite the search results I'd expected. Saw them support Super Furry Animals in 1999 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted January 1, 2023 Share Posted January 1, 2023 21 minutes ago, Bert Raccoon said: Saw them support Super Furry Animals in 1999 I thought they were super bloody genitals support. I must have got mixed up. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunning1874 Posted January 1, 2023 Share Posted January 1, 2023 1 hour ago, Bert Raccoon said: Happened at Leeds Festival one year I was there and it exploded and hit some poor lad in the cock Always baffled me that Reading and Leeds allowed them so long after other festivals had a total ban on gas canisters and open fires. I had a day ticket for the last day of Leeds in 2015 and walking through the campsite after was wild with the amount of explosions. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted January 1, 2023 Share Posted January 1, 2023 (edited) Fireworks out with the general public's use can be fine. I don't really see the wonder of them but I get a nice display and understand it can be... pretty. "pyro" at fitba is for knobs imo. Edited January 1, 2023 by Busta Nut 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted January 1, 2023 Share Posted January 1, 2023 2 hours ago, Busta Nut said: Fireworks out with the general public's use can be fine. I don't really see the wonder of them but I get a nice display and understand it can be... pretty. "pyro" at fitba is for knobs imo. I saw a picture of Tranent ultras with a smoke bomb at Central Park yesterday. It's an old wooden stand and I can remember the Bradford fire. If they didn't the Stewards should have booted the wee p***ks out. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desp Posted January 2, 2023 Share Posted January 2, 2023 Firework displays are generally fine in my eyes. Selling them to any c**t in Asda or Aldi is miles oot though. Wee Stevie setting £40 worth off because it's fucking Friday can get in the bin. Also, people who have a private registration plate beginning 'W33' or 'W333' should have their licence revoked for life. Possibly even a jail term chucked their way as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTG_03 Posted January 2, 2023 Share Posted January 2, 2023 Gerwyn Price is sound. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dons_1988 Posted January 2, 2023 Share Posted January 2, 2023 On 31/12/2022 at 21:56, tamthebam said: I was going to stick this in the appropriate thread but it might be an unpopular opinion; Accepting an Honour such as a K or an OBE is a calling card of a moron It’s mostly self serving for their business or charity or whatever they do. I know a guy who got an invite to be in the grounds for Harry and Meghans wedding. I’d rather chew my own arm off personally but the reality is he plastered the photos of the day all over his charities social media and they gained a lot of attention and donations out of it. I couldn’t do it but if you don’t feel strongly anti monarchy it’s probably a price worth paying to them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted January 2, 2023 Share Posted January 2, 2023 On 31/12/2022 at 08:14, Stellaboz said: Fireworks are for c***s. Just brain dead, stupid c***s. Of course, the true mark of a brain dead stupid c**t is to let them off in broad daylight. I imagine around 2.20pm today - whoever wins - we'll witness some brain dead stupid cuntery....it seems to be a thing now with fans of both cheeks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 I remember when my old boss told me he was getting an OBE. He’d got one of his mates who was quite high up In the Department for Transport or some such to put him up for it. Complete vanity case. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 On 02/01/2023 at 09:36, GTG_03 said: Gerwyn Price is sound. I read that as Gwyneth Paltrow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 30 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: I remember when my old boss told me he was getting an OBE. He’d got one of his mates who was quite high up In the Department for Transport or some such to put him up for it. Complete vanity case. I'd have told him to get on his bike. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 On 02/01/2023 at 01:32, Desp said: Firework displays are generally fine in my eyes. Selling them to any c**t in Asda or Aldi is miles oot though. Wee Stevie setting £40 worth off because it's fucking Friday can get in the bin. Also, people who have a private registration plate beginning 'W33' or 'W333' should have their licence revoked for life. Possibly even a jail term chucked their way as well. I do know someone who has such a plate but they are 5"3'. On a similar note there's a boy down the road with a plate beginning B16 and he's a cnut. And not very tall either 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieKTID Posted January 4, 2023 Share Posted January 4, 2023 On 01/01/2023 at 17:38, Mr. Alli said: Holy shit. Was everyone alright?! On 01/01/2023 at 17:56, Stellaboz said: What the f**k was that? Some of the fireworks being set off recently have been like bombs going off, there's actually a ban on setting them off but the Dutch authorities didn't factor in having to police the situation and with it being the first real Nye post covid folk went even crazier than usual, it was utter carnage. Lots of folk across the country suffering some serious eye injuries and I read one account of someone losing a hand, a school burned down and I'm sure there were a few fatalities across the country, sometimes the relaxed Dutch attitude has it's drawbacks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted January 4, 2023 Share Posted January 4, 2023 5 hours ago, stevieKTID said: Some of the fireworks being set off recently have been like bombs going off, there's actually a ban on setting them off but the Dutch authorities didn't factor in having to police the situation and with it being the first real Nye post covid folk went even crazier than usual, it was utter carnage. Lots of folk across the country suffering some serious eye injuries and I read one account of someone losing a hand, a school burned down and I'm sure there were a few fatalities across the country, sometimes the relaxed Dutch attitude has it's drawbacks. Seems interesting, so a quick search gave us this: https://www.iamexpat.nl/expat-info/dutch-expat-news/mayors-call-fireworks-ban-netherlands-after-busy-new-years-eve Looks like a primary school and a retirement home caught fire and a historic chapel burned to the ground. It was an 11 y-o with the amputated hand, and he lost an eye too. Parents letting children play with fireworks explosives should probably have some strapped to them and lit (the child was lighting the fireworks). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velo army Posted January 4, 2023 Share Posted January 4, 2023 My Dutch friend told me that you can buy fireworks at the age of 11 (sparklers) and at the age of 12 or 13 (her son's age) you can buy rockets. She lives in an obviously bam-free part of Holland as she couldn't understand my dumbfoundedness at allowing that age group to buy them. Bonkers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 4, 2023 Share Posted January 4, 2023 Bam- free wherever you may be. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieKTID Posted January 4, 2023 Share Posted January 4, 2023 (edited) 1 hour ago, TxRover said: Seems interesting, so a quick search gave us this: https://www.iamexpat.nl/expat-info/dutch-expat-news/mayors-call-fireworks-ban-netherlands-after-busy-new-years-eve Looks like a primary school and a retirement home caught fire and a historic chapel burned to the ground. It was an 11 y-o with the amputated hand, and he lost an eye too. Parents letting children play with fireworks explosives should probably have some strapped to them and lit (the child was lighting the fireworks). 56 minutes ago, velo army said: My Dutch friend told me that you can buy fireworks at the age of 11 (sparklers) and at the age of 12 or 13 (her son's age) you can buy rockets. She lives in an obviously bam-free part of Holland as she couldn't understand my dumbfoundedness at allowing that age group to buy them. Bonkers. The phycological damage it does to pets and wildlife really annoys me, one of the worst aspects is that folk will throw fireworks out their windows at passers by or worst still at the emergency services who are just trying to do their jobs, it's moronic in the extreme. As for the "ban" it's what they call in Dutch a papieren tijger ( paper tiger ) basically something that is implemented but not really going to be enforced. Before I moved here I came over for New Year and was shocked to read this in a guide book. Edited January 4, 2023 by stevieKTID 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 4, 2023 Share Posted January 4, 2023 3 hours ago, stevieKTID said: it's what they call in Dutch a papieren tijger ( paper tiger ) I'd have been there all night trying to work that one out. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieKTID Posted January 4, 2023 Share Posted January 4, 2023 1 hour ago, Sergeant Wilson said: I'd have been there all night trying to work that one out. Done solely for your benefit, I know you need your beauty sleep. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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