welshbairn Posted August 18 Share Posted August 18 You get the exact same experience by farting in the bath. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted August 18 Share Posted August 18 11 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: I quite like a hot tub. Although I don't own one. Maybe it would end up a massive waste of money You can get a lay z spa fairly cheap and then decide if it’s for you or not and then splash out big bucks on a more fancy one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Terrapin Posted August 18 Share Posted August 18 I like nothing better than relaxing in a hot tub after a hard day's fox hunting with a glass of Pimms in one hand and Daily Telegraph in the other. Seriously, they are the dugs baws. Only rules are to not share it with anyone you would be uncomfortable sharing your bodily fluids with. (and no heavy petting) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 18 Share Posted August 18 "Dear Penthouse Forum, little could I have know that, when I recently had a hot tub installed, my mother-in-law/neighbour's cheerleader daughter/frisky Pomeranian/neglected model wife would catch me bathing naked one night..." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Central Belt Caley Posted August 18 Share Posted August 18 Pub crawls I don’t mind the idea of visiting 2/3 pubs on a day/night out. But when folk want to do 7,8,9 pubs etc, just beat it. Probably in the minority here but I’d prefer to stay in a pub where there’s a good pint and decent atmosphere rather than moving onto another random pub just “because”. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted August 18 Share Posted August 18 We had a hot tub and a sauna in a previous house. Used the hot tub regularly, it was very relaxing. Used the sauna far less regularly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 18 Share Posted August 18 (edited) 3 hours ago, Bairnardo said: I quite like a hot tub. Although I don't own one. Maybe it would end up a massive waste of money Ok so who you inviting then? @johnnydun being one obvs Edited August 18 by Melanius Mullarkey 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted August 18 Share Posted August 18 11 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Ok so who you inviting then? @johnnydun being one obvs Liz Hurley and Tom Lang 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 18 Share Posted August 18 4 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Ok so who you inviting then? @johnnydun being one obvs I don't know how you're supposed to see that picture and not assume that something shockingly deviant is about to take place in front of that crowd. Might just be that it's at The Falkirk Stadium. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted August 18 Share Posted August 18 8 hours ago, throbber said: Can’t agree with the hot tub hate there is nothing I love more than being fully submerged in warm water. Have you ever visited a Russian hotel with Donald Trump? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted August 18 Share Posted August 18 5 hours ago, BFTD said: "Dear Penthouse Forum, little could I have know that, when I recently had a hot tub installed, my mother-in-law/neighbour's cheerleader daughter/frisky Pomeranian/neglected model wife would catch me bathing naked one night..." "Dear Reader, much though you might like this to happen, we are not willing to publish your address nor your claims of exceptional virility. We are just not that sort of magazine." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarrbridgeSaintee Posted August 18 Share Posted August 18 8 hours ago, throbber said: Can’t agree with the hot tub hate there is nothing I love more than being fully submerged in warm water. Agreed Throbber. I spend far too long in the bath for this reason 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 18 Share Posted August 18 4 minutes ago, scottsdad said: Have you ever visited a Russian hotel with Donald Trump? Was it not that he was supposed to have paid some Russian professionals to widdle on the bed because Barack Obama had stayed there? That was the detail that sold me. I can't see him wanting to be humiliated in the bedroom, but he's definitely petty and bitter enough to soil an inanimate object to spite someone who would never even know or care. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loonytoons Posted August 18 Share Posted August 18 1 minute ago, BFTD said: Was it not that he was supposed to have paid some Russian professionals to widdle on the bed because Barack Obama had stayed there? That was the detail that sold me. I can't see him wanting to be humiliated in the bedroom, but he's definitely petty and bitter enough to soil an inanimate object to spite someone who would never even know or care. I suspect any woman he's been with has pretended to be an inanimate object. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarrbridgeSaintee Posted August 18 Share Posted August 18 9 hours ago, johnnydun said: Hot Tubs are f**king shite. Only owned by middle class boomers on Facebook who think they're loaded and Instagram wanks. Nobody spends more than 5 mins in a hot tub, it's used for a selfie then out they get. From what I hear, the novelty wears off fairly quickly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted August 19 Share Posted August 19 14 hours ago, CarrbridgeSaintee said: From what I hear, the novelty wears off fairly quickly. You just said you love being submerged in warm water - I don’t know how the novelty of a hot tub can wear off with your logic if it provides warm water for you to be submerged in with added bubbles. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted August 19 Share Posted August 19 Ooh look at me, I've got a bath in the garden. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 19 Share Posted August 19 22 hours ago, throbber said: Can’t agree with the hot tub hate there is nothing I love more than being fully submerged in warm water. I've often thought that might've been for the best. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarrbridgeSaintee Posted August 19 Share Posted August 19 10 minutes ago, throbber said: You just said you love being submerged in warm water - I don’t know how the novelty of a hot tub can wear off with your logic if it provides warm water for you to be submerged in with added bubbles. The bath satisfies my cravings in that regard. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted August 19 Share Posted August 19 8 minutes ago, ICTChris said: Ooh look at me, I've got a bath in the garden. I think a lot of hot tub owners are doing it to show off tbf but I myself would love one purely for the sensation. I would never get out of it if I had one. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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