welshbairn Posted June 7, 2018 Share Posted June 7, 2018 Whelks and the Beatles are/were shite. And fucking cockles. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted June 7, 2018 Share Posted June 7, 2018 3 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Whelks and the Beatles are/were shite. And fucking cockles. Don’t f**k cockles then 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 7, 2018 Share Posted June 7, 2018 4 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Whelks and the Beatles are/were shite. And fucking cockles. What about a fish and finger pie? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 7, 2018 Share Posted June 7, 2018 1 minute ago, Unleash The Nade said: Don’t f**k cockles then Solid advice in strange times. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 7, 2018 Share Posted June 7, 2018 You have to have something seriously wrong with you not to find joy somewhere in The Beatles’ work. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 7, 2018 Share Posted June 7, 2018 4 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: You have to have something seriously wrong with you not to find joy somewhere in The Beatles’ work. You might have had the joy driven out of you if you'd spent ten years in North Wales hearing covers by Scouse pub bands. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted June 7, 2018 Share Posted June 7, 2018 1 hour ago, NJ2 said: Y’all ready for this? Seafood is shite. There, I said it. This is just silly. The sea is full of very tasty creatures. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 7, 2018 Share Posted June 7, 2018 9 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: This is just silly. The sea is full of very tasty creatures. Did you used to knock one out to Splash too? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
engelbert_humperdink Posted June 7, 2018 Share Posted June 7, 2018 Rhianna is one of the ugliest "celebrities" I've ever seen. Can't get my head around the obsession with her. The fact she is a massive whore still doesn't get her the benefit of the doubt -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herman Hessian Posted June 7, 2018 Share Posted June 7, 2018 (edited) 10 hours ago, Herman Hessian said: if you need a licence for your car, television, dog, to cut down certain trees, hold a street party, operate some HGV's and own an exotic pet - then you should have to obtain one before having a child; having some demonstrable ability to be able to provide for the thing would be a start, rather than relying on hand-outs from day one, let alone having the intellectual capacity to bring the thing up as a potentially worthwhile member of society rather than just another cretinous parasite... engelbert humperdink's kind endorsement of my tiny-minded bigotry reminds me: just down the road from where I live, engelbert and tom jones had a fucking great country mansion which they used as a shag-pad for sundry birds they fetched down from london for the weekend it was on the market a while ago for untold millions - spectacular place - particularly liking the basement disco and the zebra skin rugs google image search results daily mail article and, in the other direction, robert smith of the cure owned another huge place, but that was only worth £1.4 million - the bloated povvy goth twat also roger daltry lives just down the road, runs a trout farm and quite often (well - once in eleven years) goes (has gone) in the pub over the road from mine do any other P&B'ers vicariously live the hedonistic life of top international rock stars by the simple expedient of "living a bit near them" ? btw - this is rural east sussex we're talking about here, not knightsbridge, park lane, croydon or some other luxurious london postcode area ! Edited June 7, 2018 by Herman Hessian 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted June 7, 2018 Share Posted June 7, 2018 13 minutes ago, Herman Hessian said: just down the road from where I live, engelbert and tom jones had a fucking great country mansion which they used as a shag-pad for sundry birds they fetched down from london for the weekend Absolutely disgusting misogyny to suggest women would do such a thing In my most productive pumping years ('a regular for each day of the week' type affair), my otherwise maid-cleaned bedroom apparently smelled like sex. An entire shag pad must've had wild animals howling at the doors. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BawWatchin Posted June 7, 2018 Share Posted June 7, 2018 The worlds fucked. You make it through life by bullshiting as many people as possible. You dump all over people in the hope that you'll one day reach those you claim to despise, the one's who dump on you. Honesty, morals, niceness gets you nowhere. Be an uncaring, superficial asshole and our brainwashed TV junkie culture will love you for it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 Useless cnuts are taking the jobs of welcombe foreigners. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted June 11, 2018 Share Posted June 11, 2018 On 04/06/2018 at 21:51, Melanius Mullarkey said: Probably fantasising about blowing up Mrs Slocombe’s pussy. Don't we all... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bernardblack Posted June 11, 2018 Share Posted June 11, 2018 Dogs are severely over rated. Mooching your dinner, slavering everywhere and loud. Not for me Sent from my iPhone using Pie and Bovril 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted June 11, 2018 Share Posted June 11, 2018 Dogs are severely over rated. Mooching your dinner, slavering everywhere and loud. Not for me Sent from my iPhone using Pie and Bovril Break up with her then. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted June 11, 2018 Share Posted June 11, 2018 Pets are a bit manky. Shit all over the place and leave hairs everywhere. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted June 11, 2018 Share Posted June 11, 2018 On 08/06/2018 at 00:31, BawWatchin said: The worlds fucked. You make it through life by bullshiting as many people as possible. You dump all over people in the hope that you'll one day reach those you claim to despise, the one's who dump on you. Honesty, morals, niceness gets you nowhere. Be an uncaring, superficial asshole and our brainwashed TV junkie culture will love you for it. 90% of high fliers at work are complete c***s bordering on sociopathic and sometimes psychopathic. The scary thing is the two faced lifestyle they have as outside work they appear normal. What does it say about society when you are encouraged to be a dick to succeed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rovers2017 Posted June 11, 2018 Share Posted June 11, 2018 As much as Donald Trump is a moron and says stupid crap, I'm done to death with these people on my FB or Twitter sharing videos posts "exposing him" etc. Yawn, a bit boring now. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted June 11, 2018 Share Posted June 11, 2018 Adults who buy Panini sticker albums should grow up. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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