Alex_14 Posted June 20, 2017 Share Posted June 20, 2017 I'm looking for a flat at the moment and my girlfriend is absolutely raging that the one me and my future flatmate like (on a bus route to work, close to a supermarket etc) is close to where she'll be staying - about a 10 minute walk. She's genuinely furious and not talking to me because we'll 'be on top of each other.' I'm fucking bemused, she might bump into her other half in the shops - is that even a bad thing?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 20, 2017 Share Posted June 20, 2017 38 minutes ago, Alex_14 said: I'm looking for a flat at the moment and my girlfriend is absolutely raging that the one me and my future flatmate like (on a bus route to work, close to a supermarket etc) is close to where she'll be staying - about a 10 minute walk. She's genuinely furious and not talking to me because we'll 'be on top of each other.' I'm fucking bemused, she might bump into her other half in the shops - is that even a bad thing?! She's either annoyed you're not moving in together or is wary of you bumping into her with her other lover. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted June 20, 2017 Share Posted June 20, 2017 I'm looking for a flat at the moment and my girlfriend is absolutely raging that the one me and my future flatmate like (on a bus route to work, close to a supermarket etc) is close to where she'll be staying - about a 10 minute walk. She's genuinely furious and not talking to me because we'll 'be on top of each other.' I'm fucking bemused, she might bump into her other half in the shops - is that even a bad thing?! She's cheating on you.Sorry, mate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted June 20, 2017 Share Posted June 20, 2017 55 minutes ago, Alex_14 said: I'm looking for a flat at the moment I think you are... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex_14 Posted June 20, 2017 Share Posted June 20, 2017 Valid answers all round 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted June 20, 2017 Share Posted June 20, 2017 Open her windows and turn the heating up full. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted June 20, 2017 Share Posted June 20, 2017 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: She's scared your boot might bump into her pie. Is he cheating on her, too? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 21, 2017 Share Posted June 21, 2017 15 hours ago, Alex_14 said: I'm looking for a flat at the moment and my girlfriend is absolutely raging that the one me and my future flatmate like (on a bus route to work, close to a supermarket etc) is close to where she'll be staying - about a 10 minute walk. She's genuinely furious and not talking to me because we'll 'be on top of each other.' I'm fucking bemused, she might bump into her other half in the shops - is that even a bad thing?! Maybe not looking forward to bumping into you all the time after you split up? Get some sexual tension simmering away with the new flatmate so you've something to fall back on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex_14 Posted June 21, 2017 Share Posted June 21, 2017 Maybe not looking forward to bumping into you all the time after you split up? Get some sexual tension simmering away with the new flatmate so you've something to fall back on. This is answer I'm genuinely thinking it is, which, if true, is all the more reason to say f**k you I'll get the flat that suits me (although I'm doing that anyway) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted June 21, 2017 Share Posted June 21, 2017 I'm looking for a flat at the moment and my girlfriend is absolutely raging that the one me and my future flatmate like (on a bus route to work, close to a supermarket etc) is close to where she'll be staying - about a 10 minute walk. She's genuinely furious and not talking to me because we'll 'be on top of each other.' I'm fucking bemused, she might bump into her other half in the shops - is that even a bad thing?! She's definitely sleeping with someone else mate. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted June 21, 2017 Share Posted June 21, 2017 10 minutes ago, Dindeleux said: She's definitely sleeping with someone else mate. Stop saying 'sleeping with'. It's a w**k phrase. Just say sex/shagging etc. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted June 21, 2017 Share Posted June 21, 2017 But what if she is just going to bed and sleeping in the same bed as said person and no intimate contact takes place? That doesn't sound like Alex_14's missus to me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex_14 Posted June 21, 2017 Share Posted June 21, 2017 Maybe I'll just accuse her and say the P&B lads said so 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted June 21, 2017 Share Posted June 21, 2017 4 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: But what if she is just going to bed and sleeping in the same bed as said person and no intimate contact takes place? Then the phrase would be perfectly fine 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted June 21, 2017 Share Posted June 21, 2017 Maybe I'll just accuse her and say the P&B lads said so This sounds like a solid plan. Please let us know how it goes.Good luck! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted June 21, 2017 Share Posted June 21, 2017 Just now, Alex_14 said: Maybe I'll just accuse her and say the P&B lads said so If you're taking advice from P&B don't forget to deliver the pie volley denouement. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted June 21, 2017 Share Posted June 21, 2017 Also tell her the rule about pics or GTF 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 21, 2017 Share Posted June 21, 2017 And give her a smug face when you tell her she seems upset. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted June 21, 2017 Share Posted June 21, 2017 Stop saying 'sleeping with'. It's a w**k phrase. Just say sex/shagging etc. If there is one thing that sleeping with/sex/shagging most definitely isn't then it's w**k.Have a think about what words mean before you bounce in acting wide. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted June 21, 2017 Share Posted June 21, 2017 3 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Problem? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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