Rugster Posted September 27, 2019 Share Posted September 27, 2019 2 minutes ago, Swarley said: To be honest that would be preferable to the car being damaged Classic double bluff. She's probably been pumped by a taxi driver, realised she's left the note out for you to find, and ran out and smashed up the car herself as a cover story. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted September 27, 2019 Share Posted September 27, 2019 Classic double bluff. She's probably been pumped by a taxi driver, realised she's left the note out for you to find, and ran out and smashed up the car herself as a cover story.^^^ voice of experience. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted September 27, 2019 Share Posted September 27, 2019 9 minutes ago, alta-pete said: ^^^ voice of experience. Ah but was I the taxi driver or the husband? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted September 27, 2019 Share Posted September 27, 2019 Ah but was I the taxi driver or the husband?Im guessing that would have depended on who was in charge that weekend? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted September 27, 2019 Share Posted September 27, 2019 3 minutes ago, alta-pete said: Im guessing that would have depended on who was in charge that weekend? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted September 27, 2019 Share Posted September 27, 2019 There were a number if jellyfish washed up on the beach last weekend. The wife told the girls (ages in single digits) that the bits hanging underneath were, and I quote: "testicles,; TENTACLES, TENTACLES I SAID TENTACLES" Personally v happy with message to not touch any testicles.Less comfortable with scientific inaccuracy but I can live with it 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted September 28, 2019 Share Posted September 28, 2019 14 hours ago, coprolite said: There were a number if jellyfish washed up on the beach last weekend. The wife told the girls (ages in single digits) that the bits hanging underneath were, and I quote: "testicles,; TENTACLES, TENTACLES I SAID TENTACLES" Personally v happy with message to not touch any testicles.Less comfortable with scientific inaccuracy but I can live with it That's all well and good until they went into primary school on Monday and said "Mummy was showing us testicles on Saturday." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted September 28, 2019 Share Posted September 28, 2019 Could go in either here or the infuriating thread really. She just showed me her phone and asked if Mabie Farm Park was being sold (it's a kids play bit where we have a season ticket for the wee one). She's at the other side of the room so I ask:- Me - Have you read the page? Her - Aye. Me - Well what does it say? Her - I'll let you read it. Me - If you've read it just tell me what it says. Her - I can't be bothered reading it all again. Me - If you've read it just tell me the gist, if they are selling it or not?! *She throws phone at me* Page is a fucking selling page of the actual farm. What the f**k goes on in their heads?! How she read that and rather than say "They're selling the farm" as opposed to asking me if they're selling it is fucking mindboggling. Totally different breed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted September 29, 2019 Share Posted September 29, 2019 Could go in either here or the infuriating thread really. She just showed me her phone and asked if Mabie Farm Park was being sold (it's a kids play bit where we have a season ticket for the wee one). She's at the other side of the room so I ask:- Me - Have you read the page? Her - Aye. Me - Well what does it say? Her - I'll let you read it. Me - If you've read it just tell me what it says. Her - I can't be bothered reading it all again. Me - If you've read it just tell me the gist, if they are selling it or not?! *She throws phone at me* Page is a fucking selling page of the actual farm. What the f**k goes on in their heads?! How she read that and rather than say "They're selling the farm" as opposed to asking me if they're selling it is fucking mindboggling. Totally different breed. Is it for sale then? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted September 29, 2019 Share Posted September 29, 2019 Is it for sale then? I'll get the link and let you read it for yourself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 29, 2019 Share Posted September 29, 2019 I read that as 'Mobile Phone Park' and didn't bat an eyelid. Sign of the times, I tell you. And by that I mean, my impending crepitude. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted September 30, 2019 Share Posted September 30, 2019 On 27/09/2019 at 21:10, Rugster said: Ah but was I the taxi driver or the husband? The one getting smashed, I'd imagine. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 6, 2019 Share Posted October 6, 2019 In a restaurant... I order a sparkling water.. it arrives in a carafe. I say to Mrs “I like it when restaurants have their own sparkling water”. Mrs “They must have their own spring”. The inference here is that sparkling water comes out bubbly as it is from a spring. Springs are bouncy, like bubbles. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted October 6, 2019 Share Posted October 6, 2019 In a restaurant... I order a sparkling water.. it arrives in a carafe. I say to Mrs “I like it when restaurants have their own sparkling water”. Mrs “They must have their own spring”. The inference here is that sparkling water comes out bubbly as it is from a spring. Springs are bouncy, like bubbles. My mate is convinced that sparkling water comes out the ground like that. Hes a fairly intelligent guy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted October 6, 2019 Share Posted October 6, 2019 13 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: My mate is convinced that sparkling water comes out the ground like that. Hes a fairly intelligent guy. Is he? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 6, 2019 Share Posted October 6, 2019 23 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: 59 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: In a restaurant... I order a sparkling water.. it arrives in a carafe. I say to Mrs “I like it when restaurants have their own sparkling water”. Mrs “They must have their own spring”. The inference here is that sparkling water comes out bubbly as it is from a spring. Springs are bouncy, like bubbles. My mate is convinced that sparkling water comes out the ground like that. Hes a fairly intelligent guy. Some does. Quote Certain rare geological conditions can produce naturally carbonated water; often the carbonation can be attributed to volcanic activity. Naturally carbonated waters have historically been highly sought after for their supposed curative properties. The carbon dioxide helps this water absorb minerals in high levels. Apollinaris is an example of a naturally carbonated water. Volcanic activity in the Eifel region of Germany enriches the water there with minerals, and magma gives off carbon dioxide. Other naturally carbonated waters include Badoit, Gerolsteiner, Wattwiller, Ferrarelle, and Borsec. Perrier has a unique carbonation story. The water is distinguished by its natural carbonation, which comes from volcanic gases in the rock near the source. But as international demand for Perrier grew, the company improved efficiency by capturing the water and the carbonic gas separately. The two substances are taken from the same geological formation, but they are extracted at different depths; the gas is then filtered before being added to the water. When you open a bottle of Perrier, the level of carbonation matches that found at the spring exactly. http://www.finewaters.com/water-and-food-matching/flavor-taste-of-water/32-natural-carbonation 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sailorcowden Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 Trying to find her gran's plot in the graveyard today. Asked her where it was and she comes out with "it's behind a headstone"Cheers really narrowed it down. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 10, 2019 Share Posted October 10, 2019 Watching a video there of the crash that has injured boxer Errol Spence. Mrs asks “who is that?” and I explain he’s one of the best p4p fighters in the world. “Not any more he’s not” says the ice-woman. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
printer Posted October 10, 2019 Share Posted October 10, 2019 My mate, Hes a fairly intelligent guy. Why is he friends with you then? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted October 10, 2019 Share Posted October 10, 2019 2 minutes ago, printer said: Why is he friends with you then? What an ugly thing to say 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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