Sergeant Wilson Posted August 21, 2021 Share Posted August 21, 2021 17 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Par Jr thought man flu was a real thing, like the COVID. She probably has a particularly low opinion of the male of the species. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 21, 2021 Share Posted August 21, 2021 11 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: She probably has a particularly low opinion of the male of the species. Can see her ending up as one of these mad cat ladies or maybe marrying a horse. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted August 21, 2021 Share Posted August 21, 2021 Hmmm, why is "fucking" okay but "b*****d" gets asterisked?Neccessary for the proliferation of our species I suppose. Whether you think thats a good idea or not is a seperate discussion [emoji848] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted August 21, 2021 Share Posted August 21, 2021 58 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Neccessary for the proliferation of our species I suppose. Whether you think thats a good idea or not is a seperate discussion b*****ds can be an unwanted by-product of fucking 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 21, 2021 Share Posted August 21, 2021 "b*****ds get asterisked" sounds like an intriguing variation on "snitches get stitches". Funny that even mods are confused by the enigma that is the P&B Word Filter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd_is_God Posted September 12, 2021 Share Posted September 12, 2021 "Whats the name of those bones that connect your neck to your spine?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 14, 2021 Share Posted September 14, 2021 Mrs calls.. “the sky box says it has no signal” Me “take the viewing card out, wipe it and put it back” Mrs “I don’t know where it is” Me “it’s on the front, back or side. I’m sure you’ll find it” Mrs “No, I mean I don’t know where the sky box is” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted September 14, 2021 Share Posted September 14, 2021 2 hours ago, Shandon Par said: Mrs “No, I mean I don’t know where the sky box is” Me “Next to the sky hook” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted September 14, 2021 Share Posted September 14, 2021 2 hours ago, Shandon Par said: Mrs calls.. “the sky box says it has no signal” Me “take the viewing card out, wipe it and put it back” Mrs “I don’t know where it is” Me “it’s on the front, back or side. I’m sure you’ll find it” Mrs “No, I mean I don’t know where the sky box is” "Wipe it"? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted September 14, 2021 Share Posted September 14, 2021 On 21/08/2021 at 10:19, Bully Wee Villa said: Hmmm, why is "fucking" okay but "b*****d" gets asterisked? You need to be a bit bolder you bastard. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted September 14, 2021 Share Posted September 14, 2021 (edited) Bastard. Edited September 14, 2021 by Bully Wee Villa 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted September 14, 2021 Share Posted September 14, 2021 6 minutes ago, Bully Wee Villa said: b*****d. No greenie for helping you ya cunt? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted September 14, 2021 Share Posted September 14, 2021 (edited) As a responsible moderator, I shouldn't really be encouraging this behaviour... Edited September 14, 2021 by Bully Wee Villa 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted September 15, 2021 Share Posted September 15, 2021 4 minutes ago, Bully Wee Villa said: As a responsible moderator, I shouldn't really be encouraging this behaviour... Good job you're not... etc. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left Back Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 Mrs B was looking at the smart meter yesterday and asked why we were using so little electricity and why we'd be using a lot more later that night. We have solar panels... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arthur daley Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 3 minutes ago, Left Back said: Mrs B was looking at the smart meter yesterday and asked why we were using so little electricity and why we'd be using a lot more later that night. We have solar panels... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted September 27, 2021 Share Posted September 27, 2021 "999, is that the number of the beast?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted September 27, 2021 Share Posted September 27, 2021 48 minutes ago, coprolite said: "999, is that the number of the beast?" One and a half beasts 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post fuzzydunlop Posted October 22, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted October 22, 2021 bit of a niche one this but I'll crack on.... Out last night with the Missus, we met a guy we hadn't seen for years with his new girlfriend. The guys a bit of a dick, especially when drunk and introduced us both to his new girlfriend by her name but adding in "shes the daughter of Keith West don't you know!". Keith West was the singer in Uk 60s Psychedelic band Tomorrow, who also had a solo record single reach No.2 in the UK charts in 1967 (pop pickers). Means f-all to most, but being a fan of 60s music obsessive i was faintly impressed. On the way home I said to the wife "thats mad, that lassie is the daughter of Keith West" To which the wife replies in all seriousness (and I'm sure you are ahead of me here) "not sure I'd be boasting about that with all the murders he did" 30 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted November 25, 2021 Share Posted November 25, 2021 Went to see the new Ghostbusters movie last night. Towards the end was a dedication to Harold Ramis. "Did he die in real life?" I had this mental picture of Harold Ramis, alive and well, watching the movie and then seeing the dedication. Getting enraged that all his pals thing he is dead. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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