ark loyal Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 I'm not clicking on some random youtube link. Give us a synopsis? "Nauls, will you turn that crap down? I'm trying to get some sleep. I was shot today." Nae wonder Bennings was one of the first to die 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 My missus phoned her parents last night because they have solar panels on their roof and was worried their power would go out during the solar eclipse. She's a solicitor, God help her clients. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 My missus phoned her parents last night because they have solar panels on their roof and was worried their power would go out during the solar eclipse. She's a solicitor, God help her clients. That's simply hilarious. I don't I'd be able to breathe for about half an hour if someone said that to me!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 My missus phoned her parents last night because they have solar panels on their roof and was worried their power would go out during the solar eclipse. She's a solicitor, God help her clients. Jesus wept 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 My missus phoned her parents last night because they have solar panels on their roof and was worried their power would go out during the solar eclipse. She's a solicitor, God help her clients. Laughing so much mena to give ti a green and gave it red... sorry, 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 Laughing so much mena to give ti a green and gave it red... sorry, I take it you were still laughing a lot when you wrote that? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 (edited) The missus at about half nine this morning with the front garden full of ransoms looking through telescopes and binoculars at the sun. "It's getting dark in here, is it getting cloudy outside?" How much are you asking for the bin men? Actually forget that, I'll go for the lady whose front garden needs trimming. Edited March 20, 2015 by welshbairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 How much are you asking for the bin men? Actually forget that, I'll go for the lady whose front garden needs trimming. How's their IT Skills? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 My missus phoned her parents last night because they have solar panels on their roof and was worried their power would go out during the solar eclipse. She's a solicitor, God help her clients. Fantastic. You'd be amazed at people's thoughts in general about solar panels. They think it has to be blazing sunshine for them to work and are confused when they work even when it's cloudy (just what do they think makes daylight?!). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 Fantastic. You'd be amazed at people's thoughts in general about solar panels. They think it has to be blazing sunshine for them to work and are confused when they work even when it's cloudy (just what do they think makes daylight?!). It was more that she phoned them at night time to warn them that got me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 My missus phoned her parents last night because they have solar panels on their roof and was worried their power would go out during the solar eclipse. She's a solicitor, God help her clients. So this is hardly even peripherally related but did she make sure the weans' trampoline was secure? Just in case? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 ^^^^ Started a sentence with "So". Instant execution. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 ^^^^ Started a sentence with "So". Instant execution. So shoot me, Petey 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 Discussion this morning about best place to see eclipse. As we in middle of Aberdeen I pointed out the sun rises in East. Where is East. I mentioned it the wet bit over there as on east coast and just figure out which way the sea is. The response I got was....... 'I hopeless at directions. When I lived in Edinburgh could never understand that Leith could be north as it was downhill.......' I didn't know how to answer that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 Discussion this morning about best place to see eclipse. As we in middle of Aberdeen I pointed out the sun rises in East. Where is East. I mentioned it the wet bit over there as on east coast and just figure out which way the sea is. The response I got was....... 'I hopeless at directions. When I lived in Edinburgh could never understand that Leith could be north as it was downhill.......' I didn't know how to answer that. People with poor geography knowledge are the worst. "I'm going up to London" "It's down" "Aye, you know what I mean though". f**k off. I was in a meeting with four HGV drivers last year and asked them to point out where they lived on a blank map. Not one of them was within 50 miles. One guy from Bellshill apparently thought he lived around the Aviemore area. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 So this is hardly even peripherally related but did she make sure the weans' trampoline was secure? Just in case? BELTER 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted March 21, 2015 Share Posted March 21, 2015 What are Rangers fans doing now? Walking away. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted March 21, 2015 Share Posted March 21, 2015 Discussion this morning about best place to see eclipse. As we in middle of Aberdeen I pointed out the sun rises in East. Where is East. I mentioned it the wet bit over there as on east coast and just figure out which way the sea is. The response I got was....... 'I hopeless at directions. When I lived in Edinburgh could never understand that Leith could be north as it was downhill.......' I didn't know how to answer that. A mate of mine thinks whichever direction he is facing is North. He's 31. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FuzzyAffro Posted March 21, 2015 Share Posted March 21, 2015 Does he just face the same way all the time? A muslim friend of mine told me he discovered after four years here he'd been praying facing Norway. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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