The Minertaur Posted February 9, 2017 Share Posted February 9, 2017 "Troon....the small town with a big heart" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted February 9, 2017 Share Posted February 9, 2017 2 hours ago, The Minertaur said: "Troon....the small town with a big heart" Likewise, the comment "This is why I love Troon <3"... as if any other village, town or city in Scotland is incapable of coming up with a bit of a banter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted February 9, 2017 Share Posted February 9, 2017 On 07/02/2017 at 19:33, Bully Wee Villa said: It's probably why the original Chester City folded. If your goalkeeper is no bigger than the ball, he's going to struggle to keep it out. That, and twelve players got eaten by the previous cat. Losing 7 players for December and January every year so they could tour Snow White hit them hard too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin_Nevis Posted February 9, 2017 Share Posted February 9, 2017 Angus Council's Facebook page is magnificent just, having just announced Council Tax increases for Band E-H next financial year. Loads of wankers who over-reached themselves to buy bigger, flashier houses than they could properly afford now whining like fuck about "scroungers" in Band A houses not having to pay as much. Utterly glorious 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted February 9, 2017 Share Posted February 9, 2017 18 minutes ago, kilbowie2002 said: Im happy paying more for my council tax so long as i get a better service. You won't get a better service, The increase in Council tax won't touch the cuts made before hand. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin_Nevis Posted February 9, 2017 Share Posted February 9, 2017 Favourite one so far is a guy complaining that he can't use the local Leisure centre because he works so hard. They're open from 9am to 10pm. Maybe he should get a better job 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted February 10, 2017 Share Posted February 10, 2017 Fucking local area pages. There was a touch of confusion over new year as our bin collection days changed. Cue 6 weeks later like harvesters still posting "blue bin day today" or the cripplingly lonely asking what bins it is this week. Every fucking house got a calendar with collection date from the council. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted February 10, 2017 Share Posted February 10, 2017 Just look out the window and see what bins your neighbours have put out ffs 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted February 10, 2017 Share Posted February 10, 2017 Just look out the window and see what bins your neighbours have put it ffs Might start putting bins out at random to see if folk will join in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted February 10, 2017 Share Posted February 10, 2017 Put a small amount of cash outside. When the rest of the road does likewise, take the money.Easy pickings. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted February 12, 2017 Share Posted February 12, 2017 (edited) On 10/02/2017 at 09:04, Swarley said: Just look out the window and see what bins your neighbours have put out ffs Doesnae work in our street. We're the only c**ts that recycle... Edited February 12, 2017 by Angusfifer 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjw Posted February 12, 2017 Share Posted February 12, 2017 Might start putting bins out at random to see if folk will join in. I would.I'd be fucked without the neighbours to give me a clue about what bin is getting done. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted February 12, 2017 Share Posted February 12, 2017 Have any P&B'ers unexpectedly received plenty of money after typing "AMEN" and sharing a picture of money on Facebook? I wonder if perhaps the expression "plenty of" requires some definition. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted February 12, 2017 Share Posted February 12, 2017 Eamon, now show me the money Jeebus 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted February 14, 2017 Share Posted February 14, 2017 I canny believe there is facebook groups for yer block of flats/schemes. Surely the only reason to join these is to slag the people who take these things seriously. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted February 14, 2017 Share Posted February 14, 2017 I canny believe there is facebook groups for yer block of flats/schemes. Surely the only reason to join these is to shag the people who take these things seriously. FTFY 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajwffc Posted February 14, 2017 Share Posted February 14, 2017 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 15, 2017 Share Posted February 15, 2017 17 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Maybe if it was the vertical version. Miss Piggy Fetish? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 Lack of brown sauce, completely offensive 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 11 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Its not easy being green. (just ask Magee). No one's forcing you to wear those breeks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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