Benjamin_Nevis Posted August 8, 2017 Share Posted August 8, 2017 1 minute ago, Patrick Bateman said: Things like this always fascinate me. People falling over themselves to try and out do each other in dreaming up elaborate ways to kill and torture people. It's like a twisted version of the grief junkies desperately trying to show other people just how much they care, and how much MORE they care than you. Almost any local newspaper's Facebook page is full of this nonsense. It's the same for a story about a stolen car or something. "If they tried that with my car ah'd cut their fuckin' hands off!!!!1111" Until someone invents an ALT-Function Key shortcut for that, then no mate, you wouldn't. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted August 9, 2017 Share Posted August 9, 2017 Almost any local newspaper's Facebook page is full of this nonsense. It's the same for a story about a stolen car or something. "If they tried that with my car ah'd cut their fuckin' hands off!!!!1111" Until someone invents an ALT-Function Key shortcut for that, then no mate, you wouldn't. Facebook really is like peering into the soul of humanity and that can be quite depressing.Facebook makes you realise how tolerant, literate and generally decent you are, relative to some others you know.I regularly see comments about some barbarism a person wants to inflict on some minor criminal. Invariably this person hasn't even been the victim of the crime in question.Good old Facebook! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted August 9, 2017 Share Posted August 9, 2017 Going to a wedding on Friday. My cousin, his bird and their kid are going too. Cousin's bird has been posting pictures of the kid then writing shit like "I'm so excited to meet you all!", i.e. typing as if this is what the child (age 1) is actually saying. The kid also looks nippy as f**k 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted August 9, 2017 Share Posted August 9, 2017 You should kick f**k into him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted August 9, 2017 Share Posted August 9, 2017 It's not amazing how quickly your litter have grown in the last 2 years. In fact, it's completely fucking normal, and more fucking mundane than you could possibly imagine. c***s. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted August 9, 2017 Share Posted August 9, 2017 The exam results yesterday confirm how fantastic some parents are, while simultaneously starting the countdown to "first day at school" posts from others. People with kids are arseholes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted August 9, 2017 Share Posted August 9, 2017 The exam results yesterday confirm how fantastic some parents are, while simultaneously starting the countdown to "first day at school" posts from others. People with kids are arseholes. Call me an arsehole! Ya arsehole!We are great. And so are our darling kids. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted August 12, 2017 Share Posted August 12, 2017 Facebook, the twisted brainwrong of one off man mentals. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted August 12, 2017 Share Posted August 12, 2017 Post this on facebook and see how long it takes a burd to agree with it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blootoon87 Posted August 12, 2017 Share Posted August 12, 2017 Post this on facebook and see how long it takes a burd to agree with it I'm not one to generalise, but all women are sociopathic arseholes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted August 12, 2017 Share Posted August 12, 2017 22 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: What did you do to deserve that? Befriended people named Keegan, Tyler, Noah and Deven, presumably. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajwffc Posted August 13, 2017 Share Posted August 13, 2017 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted August 13, 2017 Share Posted August 13, 2017 6 hours ago, Miguel Sanchez said: Post this on facebook and see how long it takes a burd to agree with it That shit can't be real? Tell me no guy in their right mind would put up with that shit?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted August 13, 2017 Share Posted August 13, 2017 Missing: the good old British comma. Not seen since arsehole right wing numpties took their first clumsy steps on to the world wide web. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 13, 2017 Share Posted August 13, 2017 15 hours ago, Miguel Sanchez said: Post this on facebook and see how long it takes a burd to agree with it I presume Crazy Girl found out that her boyfriend was banging skanks behind her back. At least she knows that saying "I love you" once a day magically wards off stray tail. I'm also reading it that Tyler, Noah, Deven, and Josh are her exes, and he likes to rip the pish out of her for shagging guys with such terrible names. Fair play. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted August 13, 2017 Share Posted August 13, 2017 9 hours ago, ajwffc said: Presumably an Axis victory in WWII would have been preferable? We'd all be fluent in a second language for a start, I suppose. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WullieBroonIsGod Posted August 14, 2017 Share Posted August 14, 2017 11 years old.... eyebrows and nails done for school?Is this normal? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted August 14, 2017 Share Posted August 14, 2017 No. It's far from normal. Unfortunately it's not entirely unusual either. Folk are c***s. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 14, 2017 Share Posted August 14, 2017 Couple of girls in my son's class have been getting that kind of shit done for years, and I think there's been some friction with the school over how much makeup they're allowed to wear. He starts P7 this year. Also had a mother in the shop last night telling her daughter that she couldn't have sweets because she's bought her makeup earlier in the day. Kid looked like she was about eight, maybe. They'll all claim that it's their daughters that insist on having that shit done. Total coincidence that the mothers are always folk who spend hours plucking and painting themselves before leaving the house. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WullieBroonIsGod Posted August 14, 2017 Share Posted August 14, 2017 I'll sound like like an old b*****d here but you got a new pencil case and school bag back in my day [emoji23] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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