Dindeleux Posted April 5, 2018 Share Posted April 5, 2018 Find something good in this post. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 5, 2018 Share Posted April 5, 2018 1 minute ago, Dindeleux said: Find something good in this post. Looks like it’s sunny. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted April 5, 2018 Share Posted April 5, 2018 2 hours ago, Dindeleux said: Find something good in this post. We get a laugh out of your burd's poor interior design skills? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted April 5, 2018 Share Posted April 5, 2018 I always thought "toasting my marshmallow" was a euph for something lesbians did. But going by that photo it's obviously drug related. Everyday is a school day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted April 6, 2018 Share Posted April 6, 2018 Must be a record for the world's thinnest bookcase surely? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MeadowArab Posted April 7, 2018 Share Posted April 7, 2018 You need a new sofa? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted April 9, 2018 Share Posted April 9, 2018 Cristiano Ronaldo vs Lionel Messi in court:Judge: Have any of you won theGolden ball?Ronaldo: Yes, 5 times.Messi: Yes, 5 times as well.Judge: Have any of you won theGolden Boot?Ronaldo: Yes, 4 times.Messi: Same here.Judge: How many individual trophieshave you each won?Ronaldo: 16.Messi: 13.Judge: Have any of you played foranother club’s first team besides yourcurrent one?Ronaldo: Yes! Sporting CP in Portugalfirst division and Manchester Unitedin BPL.Messi: No. Only Barcelona.Judge: Have any of you won a titlewith your national team?Ronaldo: Yes! We won Portugal’s firstever European Championship.Messi: No.Judge: How many goals have each ofyou scored for your respectiveteams?Ronaldo: Should I count the goalsI’ve scored for Man United andSporting?Judge: No. Only for Real Madrid.Ronaldo: 436 goals in 426appearances or 9 seasons.Messi: 539 goals in 625 appearancesor 14 seasons.Judge: Who has scored more hat-tricks in La Liga?Ronaldo: Me. 35 in La Liga.Messi: Ronaldo has. I’ve scored 28.Judge: Which is the most prestigiouscompetition in club football?Ronaldo: Champions League.Messi: Champions League.Judge: Have any of you wonChampions League?Ronaldo: Yes, 4 times in total with 2different teams. Once with Man Unitedand 3 times with Madrid.Messi: Yes, 4 times as well withBarcelona only.Judge: Who has scored more goals inthe CL between the two of you?Ronaldo: I’ve scored 118 goals in theCL.Messi: I’ve scored 100.Judge: Who has more assistsbetween the two of you in the CL?Ronaldo: I have 39.Messi: Ronaldo has. I have 26.Judge: Who has scored more goals intotal in the CL finals?Ronaldo: Me.Messi: Ronaldo.Judge: Which one of you have scoredmore free kicks?Ronaldo: I have.Messi: Ronaldo has.Judge: Most goals with weak foot?Ronaldo: Me, I think.Messi: (Nods in agreement).Judge: Most goals from outside of thebox?Ronaldo: Me.. again.Messi: Ronaldo.Judge: Who has scored moreheaders?Ronaldo: Is that a serious question?Messi: ...Judge: Who has a better penaltyconversion rate?Ronaldo: I think I do. I’ve scored 82%of the penalties I’ve taken.Messi: I’ve scored 77% of thepenalties I’ve taken.Judge: Which one of you have scoredthe most goals in total during yourcareer?Ronaldo: I think I have. 647 goals.Messi: I’ve scored 603Judge: How many football records doeach of you hold in total for bothclub and country?Ronaldo: 146Messi: 110Judge: Well, after analyzing all of thefacts that have been presented to me.I can only draw one conclusion whenit comes to comparing you both asfootball players. That conclusion isthat Ronaldo is the better player inalmost every category. When it comesto goal scoring and accolades forboth club and country, Ronaldocomes out on top. Messi, you arewithout a doubt Barcelona’s bestplayer of all time. But certainly notthe world’s best ever. That is clearlyRonaldo at the moment.Messi: But I am younger than Ronaldoand haven’t played as many matchesas him.Judge: I understand that, but untilyou surpass his goal scoring recordsand win as many trophies bothindividually and collectively as hehas, then Ronaldo will, according tothe statistics, be considered as thebest football player of all time. Untilthen, keep pushing on and you justmight be able to achieve just asmuch as Ronaldo. If you think this was bad, the comments were even worse. Nauseating stuff. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The OP Posted April 9, 2018 Share Posted April 9, 2018 Judges tend to be into sports like rugby and cricket and therefore their opinion is invalid. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted April 9, 2018 Share Posted April 9, 2018 Seems a little cruel not to tell us the name of which peanut butter brand this is? Do I just need to feed my dog all the different types until he dies to find out? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted April 9, 2018 Share Posted April 9, 2018 28 minutes ago, ICTChris said: Seems a little cruel not to tell us the name of which peanut butter brand this is? Do I just need to feed my dog all the different types until he dies to find out? More to the point, wtf is a Kong? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajwffc Posted April 9, 2018 Share Posted April 9, 2018 1 minute ago, Cardinal Richelieu said: More to the point, wtf is a Kong? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted April 9, 2018 Share Posted April 9, 2018 More to the point, wtf is a Kong? Actually died of a fatal nut allergy, doesn’t make as good a film though. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted April 9, 2018 Share Posted April 9, 2018 7 minutes ago, ajwffc said: Thanks. I'm none the wiser though! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted April 9, 2018 Share Posted April 9, 2018 16 minutes ago, Cardinal Richelieu said: More to the point, wtf is a Kong? 14 minutes ago, ajwffc said: Butt plug. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajwffc Posted April 9, 2018 Share Posted April 9, 2018 Thanks. I'm none the wiser though! I think you stick dog treats in it and when it plays with it they come out 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted April 9, 2018 Share Posted April 9, 2018 Happy to confirm that a Kong is used to keep your dog occupied while you're out of the house, rather than to keep your arse occupied while the wife's out walking the dog. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LincolnHearts Posted April 9, 2018 Share Posted April 9, 2018 I reckon 5 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Bairnardo Posted April 10, 2018 Share Posted April 10, 2018 If that didnt result in an unfriending you are dead to me 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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